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**Top panel:**
- Character with large brain: "TWO TIMES TWO IS THREE."
- Character (presumably a woman): "WRONG AGAIN, MUTANT!"

**Bottom panel:**
- Text: "Doctors said Horton was blessed with an unusually large functional brain. Sadly, it was later discovered that two-thirds of his oversized cranium were occupied by the little-known 'Stupid Lobe.'"

The comic features a grocery store shelf stocked with various items.

1. On the top shelf, there are yellow containers labeled "MANPONS" with a heavy-duty symbol.
2. The middle shelf has several jars labeled "BEEF JERKY," with weights marked as "10.2 LB."
3. On the bottom shelf, there's a bright blue package labeled "BOOZE" (with a count of "96 PACK") and a pink package labeled "FILTHY MAGAZINES."

At the bottom of the comic, the text reads: "Actually, there isn’t anything inside a container of Manpons. Men just enjoy sending out their wives to pick up a box."

The comic features two characters engaged in a playful interaction.

**Text in the comic:**

1. **Top speech bubble:** "MAGIC MISSILE!"
2. **Sound effect as the character gestures:** "*wiggle wiggle*"
3. **Bottom text (narration):** "As it turns out, playing 'Dungeons and Dragons' doesn’t drive adolescents to murder, but not for lack of trying."

**Visual description:**
- The character on the left, wearing glasses and a yellow shirt, is animatedly casting a spell with a dramatic expression.
- The character on the right, dressed in a green shirt, appears amused or intrigued by the action.
- The background is a simple, muted color to emphasize the characters.

This description provides an accessible understanding of the comic's content and context.

**Comic Description:**

The comic features a scene in a simple dining environment. A man named Carl, who has short brown hair and is wearing a green sweater over a blue shirt, is sitting at a table. He appears contemplative, with his left hand raised to his chin, looking at a bowl in front of him.

**Textual Elements:**

1. At the top, there is a speech bubble from Carl that reads: **"THAT'S ODD."**
2. Below the image of Carl, the panel includes the following text:
**"Carl had just unwittingly stepped into The Twilight Zone. Fortunately, this was the area of The Twilight Zone where the only oddity was that walnuts tasted a little more like hazelnuts."**
3. The final sentence reads:
**"He later went mad due to unrelated circumstance."**

**Visual Elements:**

- The tabletop has a bowl filled with walnuts and a small cup next to it.
- There is a picture hanging on the wall that depicts a bowl of what looks like fruits or nuts.
- The overall color scheme is bright, with a focus on greens and browns.

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**Comic Description:**

- **Panel 1:** A man with short brown hair and a blue suit is smiling and looking up at a woman with blonde hair wearing a pink and white outfit.
- **Text (man)**: "WILL YOU -"

- **Panel 2:** The woman is excitedly looking down at him, smiling widely, and holding a small ring box in her hand.
- **Text (woman)**: "YES TOM, OF COURSE!"

- **Caption below the panels:** "The 'shut your trap' ring was going over remarkably well."

The art style is bright and cartoonish, with bold outlines and vivid colors. The dialogue conveys a playful and joyful moment between the characters.

The comic shows a scene with three characters sitting at a table.

1. **Character on the left**: He is wearing a yellow sweater and has a surprised or concerned expression on his face. He says, "PLAY FOR SECOND?"

2. **Character in the middle**: He is wearing a green shirt and has a worried look, glancing towards the left.

3. **Character on the right**: He is face down on the table in a pool of what appears to be blood, with his yellow hair partially disheveled. Above his head, there is a wisp of smoke curling up.

The background is dark green, and the table is a simple design. The characters are drawn in a cartoonish style.

The comic features two characters in a humorous setting. The first character, dressed in a blue and purple costume with a cape, stands triumphantly over a pile of statues, confidently declaring:

**Text in a speech bubble:**
"You may now be the royal king of Danes, but I am Hamlet, undead king of pain!"

The second character, wearing a yellow and red outfit, listens intently. Below them, there is a caption that reads:

**Caption:**
"Hamlet II would actually be a lot better than the original despite a number of plot holes, most of them related to time travel."

**Comic Description:**

The comic panel features a scene at a wildlife club introduction meeting.

- **Panel Header:** In bold letters at the top, it reads: "WELCOME TO OUR NEW WILDLIFE CLUB! LET'S INTRODUCE OURSELVES, SHALL WE? YOU THERE, THE ANGRY GENTLEMAN LOADING THE PISTOL."

- **Visual Details:** A blonde woman with a friendly expression stands behind a podium. She is gesturing with her hands, indicating a welcoming approach to the audience. The background is composed of red curtains, which suggests a formal setting.

- **Caption:** At the bottom of the panel, there’s a caption that reads: "Cindy never could account for the unpopularity of Club Baby Seals."

The overall tone appears to be humorous, suggesting a contrast between the wildlife theme and the presence of a gentleman loading a pistol.

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**Top panel (speech bubble from Darth Vader):**
"I AM YOUR FATHER."

**Middle panel (speech bubble from Luke):**
"THAT'S GREAT DAD. HEY, YOU THINK MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE YOU CUT OFF MY ARM?"

**Bottom panel (narrative text):**
"After he lost his other arm, Luke began to see his father's point of view."

The comic features a leprechaun sitting on a black pot, which is positioned at the end of a rainbow that stretches across the scene. The leprechaun is dressed in green and wearing a top hat. He is looking at a character standing beside him, who appears surprised.

The text in the comic reads:

**Leprechaun:** "SORRY LADDY, BUT THERE BE NO GOLD HERE!"

**Caption at the bottom:** "This was the 'painful bowel obstruction' end o' the rainbow."

The background includes rolling green hills and a bright sun in the sky.

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The comic features a scene with a character standing in front of a large, ominous gate. The background is filled with a purple sky featuring flames and skulls, contributing to the foreboding atmosphere. The character, a man with brown hair and a green shirt, is positioned to the left, appearing contemplative as he touches his chin with his hand.

On the gate, there is a sign that reads: “If you go in here, you will definitely die.”

At the bottom of the panel, the caption states: "In retrospect, the gate seemed oddly foreboding."

The overall tone of the comic is humorously dark, suggesting that the character is reconsidering their decision in light of the warning.

The comic features a conversation at a bar:

- **Panel 1**: A character, who appears to be an older man with short hair, is seated at a bar, gesturing with his hands. He has a slight smile and is wearing a green shirt. Above him, a speech bubble reads: "ARE YOU DIVINE INSPIRATION?"

- **Panel 2**: A figure, represented by a yellow liquid with a shocked expression, responds. The speech bubble says: "NOPE, I'M WHISKEY. TIME TO PUKE!"

The background is black, which contrasts with the color of the characters.

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**Panel 1:**
Child: “Mom, I can’t just cut off anyone’s head and wear it. I have to wait for the right one to come along.”

Mother: “That’s fine sweetie. It’s just that I’d like to see my own son’s face some time before I die.”

**Panel 2:**
Mother: “You always do this!”

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**Caption:**
“Eventually the headless horseman settled on the head of an overbearing elderly woman. It was odd at first, but it kept his mom quiet.”

**Final Line:**
"Dead quiet."

The comic features a character resembling Waldo, depicted in a red and white striped shirt and a red hat. He has mechanical arms with various tools, including a scissor-like claw. The background shows a dark frame with a rectangular yellow shape that highlights the character.

At the bottom of the comic, the text reads:

"We found Waldo, but it was too late. He was already one of them."

Here’s the transcription of the comic text:

**Character 1 (Hamburglar):**
"ROBBLE ROBBLE!
BRAAAINS..."

**Character 2 (Zombie):**
"ROBBLE, ROBBLE!
BRAAAINS!"

**Caption beneath the comic:**
"Appointing The Hamburglar as ambassador to Zombie Island was rapidly proving to be a mistake."

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**Panel 1:**
*Sound effects*: "RAHHHH!"
*Smaller text*: "EEE!"

**Panel 2:**
Character: "OH MY GOD! LOOK EVERYONE! A SALE AT MACY'S!"
Sign seen on the building: "50% OFF MACY'S"

**Caption at the bottom:**
"Ted thought he was being ironic. Then a giant gorilla fell on him."

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**Comic Description:**

The comic features a woman with dark, wavy hair, styled in a period-appropriate fashion, seated at a typewriter. She is dressed in a purple pinstriped suit, with a matching hat. The background is a bright yellow, providing a vibrant contrast.

**Text Panel:**
- Top Text: "And I’ll never forget his last words to me: 'Lois, for the sake of the future of all mankind, don’t ever tell anyone that I was Clark Kent.'"

- Bottom Text: "Lois Lane finally gets that Pulitzer."

This text conveys a sense of nostalgia and accomplishment as the character reflects on significant dialogue associated with her.

The comic features two characters: an older man sitting on a wooden chair, dressed in a tank top and shorts, smoking a pipe. He has a relaxed posture, with his feet up on a railing. Next to him, a young boy sits on a lower bench, holding a snack.

The text reads:
- Older man: "Son, a good woman is like a DEEP FRIED CHIMPANZEE."
- Caption below: "Dad never really bothered to explain his metaphors."

The setting appears to be a simple, rustic space with wooden structures.

**Comic Description:**

The comic features a scene set in a nursing home. In the background, there’s a sign that reads “WELCOME TO SHADY ACRES NURSING HOME.” To the left, there's a hospital bed with an occupant lying down. The main character, Ed, stands in the foreground holding a container labeled “BEES.” He has a thoughtful expression, indicating he’s conflicted. The panel includes the text at the bottom which reads:

"Ed occasionally had attacks of conscience, but deep down he knew it was the right thing to do."

**Comic Description:**

The comic features two characters in a simplistic, cartoonish style.

1. **Top Panel:**
- **Character A** (on the left): A man with short blonde hair, wearing a red sweater with a white collar. He looks perplexed and slightly downturned.
- **Character B** (on the right): A woman with orange hair, wearing a green top. She is animatedly gesturing with her right hand and has an exasperated expression.
- **Dialogue (from Character B):** “YOU’RE PEEING ON ME! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE PEEING ON ME!”

2. **Bottom Panel:**
- **Dialogue (narration or from Character A):** “What’s the problem?! Don’t you ever bathe?”

**Background:** The background is a solid color, likely a muted green, which contrasts with the colors of the characters' clothing.

The comic features a scene with a narrow river flowing through greenery. A raven is perched on a branch, its wings spread wide, while a man stands below, looking up.

Text within the comic includes:

- The raven exclaims: "DEATH! DEATH FOR YOUUU! TOOOOOODDDD! WITH A KNIFE! PROBABLY WITH A KNIIIIIIIFE..."
- The caption at the bottom reads: "The raven was remarkably articulate, but Todd simply didn't believe in talking birds."

The artwork depicts a blend of humor and absurdity, highlighting Todd's skepticism in a whimsical situation.

The comic features the following text:

1. In speech bubbles:
- A character exclaims: “YOUR EXPRESSION SAYS NO, BUT YOUR DOUBLE-NEGATIVE SAYS YES.”
- Another character repeatedly says: “NO! NO!”

2. In the narration box at the bottom:
- “Oh no!” thought Sandy. “Why did I decide to go to the grammar fraternity?”

The scene shows two characters: one with blonde hair and a black dress, and the other in a red jacket. The background is a dark purple.

The comic features a scene with two characters: one with a yellow, shoulder-length hairstyle wearing a pink top, and the other is a creature with a red, demon-like face, sharp teeth, and a muscular build.

**Text in the comic:**

1. Character with yellow hair: "I'M SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS—"
2. Demon-like creature: "I AM MOLOCH, EATER OF SOULS! I HAVE COME FOR YOUR FIRST BORN!"
3. Character with yellow hair: "NO, THIS IS 276 NORTH BENSON..."
4. Demon-like creature: "MOLOCH WONDERS ALOUD IF THIS IS 276 SOUTH BENSON..."
5. Character with yellow hair: "STOP STARING AT MY CHEST, MOLOCH."

The background features a door and the overall tone conveys a humorous interaction between the two characters.

The comic features a panel with a bar scene. In the foreground, a man dressed in a red jacket, white shirt, and blue bowtie is sitting at a bar. He has short dark hair and is holding a glass with a confident expression. Above him, a speech bubble contains the word “Voila.”

In the background, there is a crowd of people, depicted as shadowy figures with indistinct features, watching the man.

The caption below the image reads: "Harry Houdini does his famous 'escape from reality' trick."

The comic features a character resembling Santa Claus, with a joyful expression. He has a white beard and is wearing a traditional red Santa hat and a red coat. He is seated at a table, holding an assault rifle with both hands.

Above him, there's a speech bubble containing a musical note, suggesting he is singing or humming.

In front of him, there is a box labeled "I ASSAULT RIFLE FOR KIDS!" prominently displayed in bright colors.

At the bottom of the comic, there's a caption that reads, "Some years there are too many good kids. That’s bad for business."

The background shows a window with a night sky outside, adding to the festive yet darkly humorous atmosphere of the scene.

The comic features a character resembling Emily Dickinson standing outside a shop with a sign that reads "Emily Chickenson." The character is holding a wooden sign that states:

"There's a certain cut of thigh-meat—just $2.99!"

At the bottom, a caption reads:

"Before her life as a poet, Emily Dickinson had loftier goals."

The comic features a scene set in a room with a counter.

**Text on the wall:**
- "ARTS DEGREES"
- "PARTICULARLY LOW QUALITY TOILET PAPER"

**Dialogue:**

1. A character with short, light brown hair (wearing a green shirt) is facing the counter. They have a surprised expression and say, "Oh great. Are you another guy from the toilet paper company?"

2. The person behind the counter (with short blonde hair and wearing a purple shirt) replies, "DO YOU HAVE TO PUT THOSE NEXT TO EACH OTHER?"

This comic humorously connects the concept of arts degrees to low-quality toilet paper, suggesting a criticism of the value placed on certain degrees.

The comic depicts a scene inside a barn.

**Top text:** "After decades of development, Dr. Bradford finally reveals the world's first horseless carriage."

**Illustration description:** A man, identified as Dr. Bradford, stands next to a large, cartoonish cow that has a harness attached. Dr. Bradford has a slightly bemused expression, with short brown hair and wearing a coat. He is pointing at the cow, which has a speech bubble saying "MOO."

The background features a partially visible carriage, and the overall tone is humorous.

In the comic, the text reads:

**Character 1 (left, with short hair):**
"Rooosebuud...
AND MORE MONNEY...
MORE... CASH... MONNEY..."

**Character 2 (right, with a mustache):**
(The character is gesturing with an outstretched hand.)

At the bottom of the image, there is a caption that states:
"The actual last words of Citizen Kane."

**Comic Description:**

The comic features a large, stylized depiction of gates against a bright, radiant background that resembles the sun. The gates are designed with a prominent central panel colored in red and adorned with geometric patterns, flanked by golden walls.

**Text:**
- At the top: "In reality, there are no pearly gates. The gates of Heaven are made largely of gold, silver, and jewels."
- At the bottom: "Don’t like it? Go to Hell!"

The text is presented in a playful, bold font.

The comic features a male news anchor sitting behind a news desk. He is depicted with an angry expression, shouting into the camera. The text includes the following dialogue in an exaggerated speech bubble:

**Dialogue:** "IN TODAY'S NEWS, MY WIFE IS A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING HARLOT!"

Above the anchor, there is a sign that reads "THE NEWS NINE."

At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption that states:

**Caption:** "There is a fine line between responsible journalism and drunken rage."

The comic depicts a green monster with an expressive, exaggerated face. The monster is visibly distressed, with flames emerging from its mouth.

Text elements in the comic include:

1. The sound effect "RAAUGH!" is written in bold, red letters, emphasizing the monster's frustration.
2. Below the main character, there is a translation that reads: "Argh! My mouth is on fire! Why won't you help me?!"

The background features a colorful, chaotic scene with bright yellows and reds, contrasting with the dark outline of the monster and the structures around it.

The comic features two characters. One character, resembling a game show host, is standing confidently with one hand raised in a thumbs-up gesture. He is dressed in a suit with a microphone in his other hand. The second character is an older individual wearing a brown hooded cloak and has hands clasped together, with a slightly mischievous smile.

In the background, there is a yellow and red banner that reads "the Price is Left," with a red hammer and sickle symbol to the left of the text.

At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption that reads:

"Before his rise as a gameshow host, Bob Barker was a rising star in the radical Communist party."

The comic panel features four characters in a colorful design with a bright red background. From left to right:

1. A lion, smiling broadly, saying "COURAGE!"
2. A green creature with a friendly expression, saying "A BRAIN!"
3. A tin man, appearing cheerful, exclaiming "A HEART!"
4. A young girl, dressed in blue and saying with a thumbs-up gesture, "THE SCARECROW'S NEW BRAIN!"

The characters appear joyous and are depicted in a cartoonish style.

The comic features a scene titled "King Arthur pulls the mighty sword from the stone only to once again realize that he is not Arthur, King of Camelot, but Al, Janitor of Disneyland."

In the illustration:

- King Arthur, depicted as a man in a blue shirt and hat, stands in the center, pulling a large sword from a stone.
- Surrounding him are four characters:
- A girl on the left with brown hair, looking surprised and pointing.
- Another girl next to her, with short hair and speaking animatedly.
- To the right, an elderly wizard with a long beard and a blue robe watches.
- Finally, a woman with dark hair and a surprised expression observes the scene.

The background shows a stylized castle, and the overall tone is humorous, contrasting the legendary figure of King Arthur with a mundane realization of his true identity.

The comic features a scene with two characters and Spider-Man.

- **Panel 1**: Spider-Man is swinging through the air upside down, exclaiming "JUSTIIIIIIICE!" with a dynamic font to emphasize excitement.

- **Panel 2**: The first character, a man with a surprised expression, is drawn with a mask over his mouth and says, "What?"

- **Panel 3**: The second character, a woman, looks shocked and responds, "Have you ever seen a spider shoot web out of its wrists?"

The overall mood of the comic combines humor with a playful take on superhero tropes, emphasizing the absurdity of the situation.

The comic features a scene with three characters in a party setting, each holding a cup. The text reads:

**Character 1 (on the left):** "ALRIGHT DUDES, NEW RULE! WHENEVER YOU TAKE A DRINK, YOU GOTTA TAKE A DRINK!"

**Character 2 (in the middle):** "YES!"

**Character 3 (on the right):** (raises his drink in agreement)

The caption at the bottom says: "The origin of binge drinking."

The comic features two characters seated at a table, with two plates in front of them. One character, a man with short hair wearing a blue shirt, is holding a fork and appears to be speaking. The other character, a woman with shoulder-length hair wearing a pink shirt, is looking at him with a thoughtful expression.

Text at the bottom reads:
"STEVE’S THINKING ABOUT DUMPING YOU. YOU SHOULD BUY HIM A PLAYSTATION."

The comic features a classroom setting with a professor, who has an expression of seriousness, standing in front of a blackboard. He is pointing to the blackboard with a stick.

On the blackboard, there are two phrases written:

- On the left side: "DOES NOT"
- On the right side: "DOES TOO"

Below the image, the caption reads: "Professor Thompson proves once and for all that God does exist."

**Comic Description:**

In this comic panel, there are two characters depicted in a living room setting.

1. **Character 1 (Male):**
- He is sitting on a couch, wearing a blue shirt and has short, brown hair.
- He is holding a soda can and a remote control.
- He appears somewhat distracted or uninterested.

2. **Character 2 (Female):**
- She stands to his right, facing him.
- She has long, wavy brown hair and is wearing a red shirt.
- She has a bright smile and holds some tickets in her hand.

**Text in the Comic:**
- The female character says: "HONEY! THEY'RE DOING PHANTOM OF THE OPERA AT THE THEATER ON FRIDAY!"
- The male character replies: "WOAH, WOAH, WOAH - ISN'T TV ON ON FRIDAY?"

The background is a simple solid color, which emphasizes the characters and their dialogue.

**Comic Description:**

The scene is set on a rooftop at nighttime, with a skyline in the background.

- **Character 1 (villain)**: A bald man wearing a white chef's coat and black pants stands confidently. He holds a knife, pointing it threateningly at the other character. His expression is intense and confrontational.

- **Character 2 (Superman)**: A superhero with dark hair and a blue costume featuring a red cape. He wears a symbol on his chest (a stylized "S"). His face shows surprise or concern as he reacts to the threat.

**Text in the comic:**
- Villain (speech bubble): "YOU MAY BE ABLE TO STOP SPEEDING BULLETS SUPERMAN, BUT CAN YOU STOP... A KNIFE?!"
- Superman (thought bubble): "DAMN!"

The colors are bold, with the villain dressed in stark white and black against Superman's bright blue and red costume.

The comic features two characters in a humorous exchange.

- **Top Banner**: The banner reads "WALK FOR THE CURE" in bold, large letters, with a red ribbon symbolizing awareness.

- **Character 1 (left)**: He is wearing a blue shirt with the number "5" and is enthusiastically pointing towards the banner.

- **Character 2 (right)**: He is sitting down and appears distressed, wearing a yellow shirt with the number "7."

- **Character 2's Speech Bubble**: "DOES THE SIGN SAY 'SKATE FOR THE CURE'? HUH?! DOES IT?"

The scene captures a play on words and emphasizes a misunderstanding regarding the event.

The comic features a character with light brown, medium-length hair wearing glasses. They are facing away from the viewer and holding a paper that displays an "F" grade marked in red at the top. Above their head is a thought bubble that reads, "I HATE SCIENCE."

The text at the bottom of the comic states: "Reason #16 to get your degree in the arts."

The background is a solid green color, and the frame is black.

The comic shows an illustration of an airplane cockpit with two pilots visible. The cockpit has a blue background, and the airplane's wings and engines can be seen.

The text in the comic reads:

**Pilot 1:** "AND AS WE BEGIN OUR DESCENT, YOU’LL NOTICE THE LITTLE HOUSES GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER..."

**Pilot 2:** "AND BIGGER..."

**Pilot 1:** "DUDUDE…"

The comic depicts two characters in a dimly lit setting. A woman with a playful demeanor and a red accessory in her hair is seated at a table, leaning slightly forward. She has a confident expression. Across from her is a man wearing a fedora, who appears to be listening intently but seems wary.

The dialogue bubble from the woman reads: "YOU CAN'T TRUST HER!"

At the bottom of the comic, an additional line states: "Something in her eyes told me I couldn’t trust her."

The overall atmosphere conveys tension and intrigue.

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**Panel Description:**
The comic features a robot character with red eyes and a metallic body, standing in the center of a bright yellow background. The robot has a somewhat humanoid shape, with two arms and a head, but it also has distinctive mechanical features.

**Text Elements:**
- At the top of the panel, in bold, playful lettering, it reads: "LOVE EACHTOTHER!"
- Below the robot, there is a speech bubble coming from it with the text: "ARF?"
- At the bottom of the panel, there is additional caption text that says: "Weiner dog breeding just hasn't been the same since giant robots conquered Germany."

The overall humor of the comic plays on the absurdity of the situation, combining robots with dog breeding in an exaggerated scenario.

The comic features a scene where a woman with short orange hair is leaning toward a man with light brown hair. The woman is saying:

"You know it might just be THE MEDICATION TALKING, but you're looking pretty HANKERCRANBERRY Oktopoipoofffffflfff..."

The bottom of the comic states:

"And then she kissed me."

The comic features two characters in dialogue. The character on the left, a blonde male wearing a green shirt, is animatedly speaking with his hands raised. He says:

"You shot me with a crossbow?! That’s not what you do on Valentine’s Day! Don’t you know anything?!"

The character on the right, a female with red hair wearing a red shirt, looks surprised. The background consists of a pink gradient with a contrasting black border around the comic.

The comic features a character in an expressive pose, appearing distressed and yelling. The character is leaning slightly forward with a facial expression of shock or horror.

Text in a speech bubble above the character reads: "WHAT HAVE I DONE!?"

In the foreground, the character's left hand is outstretched as if reaching out or pleading. In the background, there is a piece of paper that appears to have text on it, but the details of the text are not readable. Nearby, there is an axe and some red-painted object, suggesting a chaotic or alarming situation.

The overall color scheme includes a vibrant yellow background contrasting with dark outlines, highlighting the character's emotional state.

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The comic features three characters: a young person with orange hair and an expressive face, wearing a yellow shirt, speaking to two adults—one man with short brown hair in a blue shirt, and a woman with brown hair in a pink top.

The speech bubble from the young person reads:
“Mom, Dad, I just killed my sister. Slowly. Painfully. Oh, also, I’m gay.”

The man responds with a surprised expression as he looks at the young person. The young person then continues with another speech bubble:
“Just kidding! Only half of that is true!”

At the bottom of the comic, there's a caption that says:
“Coming out of the closet is remarkably easy.”

The overall tone of the comic uses dark humor to address the topic of coming out.

The comic features a classroom setting with a professor at the front and two students sitting at desks.

**Text:**
- The professor says: "Ahh, the first day teaching Natural Selection is always the best day."
- A student raises their hand and asks: "Professor, why are there trap doors under our desks?"

The professor appears to be casually addressing the class, and the atmosphere seems lighthearted. The student looks curious and slightly mischievous.

The comic features a courtroom scene. In the foreground, a man with reddish-orange hair and a blue suit is passionately gesturing towards the jury, with a speech bubble that reads, "YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL CRAZY!"

To the left, there's a woman with curly orange hair looking at him, and next to her is a man with dark hair. They appear to be part of the jury. In the background, a small figure that looks like a child is sitting on a bench, observing the scene.

At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption that states, "Steve's lawyer tries the insanity defense."

The comic features a conversation between two characters in a café setting.

**Character 1:**
- A man with curly hair, wearing a black shirt, animatedly says:
"So you see, science proves nothing! We only see what we're programmed to see. That's why poetry is the only way to transcend reality and reach truth."

**Character 2:**
- A woman with straight blonde hair, wearing glasses, listens attentively.

**Caption at the bottom:**
"And yet somehow Stuart was unimpressed with Katie’s 'Ode to Shutting Up.'"

The overall tone is humorous, commenting on differing views about science and poetry.

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**Panel 1:**
- Person 1: "Well... I'm off to have another battle with the toilet..."
- Child 1: "...Okay, honey..."
- Child 2: "Eww! Why is Daddy always so gross?"

**Text at the bottom:**
"We thought he was joking about constipation until, one day, we found his cold body on the bathroom floor, a porcelain dagger in his back."

The comic features a character with a simplified, cartoonish style. The background is dark gray with a red dot indicating "CAM 1: Main Hall." The character is smiling and appears to be gesturing with their hands.

Text included in the comic reads:

**"Hey Jon! There's cameras on the ceiling! Should we steal them too?"**

There is a label at the bottom stating **"RECORDING."**

The comic titled "Perspectives" by SMBC features two panels labeled "WHAT WAS SAID..." and "WHAT WAS THOUGHT...".

In the first panel, a blonde woman speaks, saying: "I think we should consider putting my mother in a home." Next to her, a man with dark hair responds: "You know, maybe it is about time..."

In the second panel, the woman thinks about "NURSING HOME," while the man thinks about "FUNERAL HOME."

**Comic Description:**

The comic features a scene set in a room decorated with a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" banner in the background.

**Panel Text:**
- The first speech bubble from a young man with curly orange hair reads: "THANKS, MOM!"
- The second speech bubble from a woman wearing glasses and light-colored hair states: "OH I’M SURE IT’S HORSE PEE COMPARED TO THE OTHER GIFTS YOU GOT."

**Narrative Text:**
- At the bottom of the panel, it says: "Moments later, wrist deep in horse urine, I realized it wasn’t even my birthday."

The overall tone is humorous, combining surprise with an unexpected twist.

**Panel 1:**
The scene shows a living room with two characters. A man with a big smile is standing and waving his hand in the air. He is wearing a yellow shirt.

Text: "HEY DUDE! CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE UP IN HERE!!"

**Panel 2:**
In the foreground, a young boy is sitting on a green couch, holding a piece of wood and looking over at the man. He smiles and has a playful expression.

Text: "*snicker* WHATEVER YOU WANT DAD..."

**Caption below the panels:**
"It was the best practical joke I ever played."

**Comic Description:**

The comic features two characters in a cave-like setting.

1. **Panel 1**:
- On the left, a bald, muscular man holds a pickaxe and smiles.
- Text bubble above him: “Quick! Give your soul to me!”

2. **Panel 2**:
- On the right, an angelic figure with large wings and a halo (golden circle above its head) is extending its hand toward the bald man.
- Text bubble from the angel: “Oh no, I’m not falling for that one again!”

The background has swirling patterns of red-orange, giving a fiery appearance to the cave. The overall scene has a whimsical tone.

The comic illustrates two yellow characters resembling Pac-Man. They face each other, and both have speech bubbles displaying the text:

**On the left character's speech bubble:**
"OMP. OMP. OMP.*"

**On the right character's speech bubble:**
"OMP. OMP. OMP.**"

In the center, there's a blue screen displaying a plate of food.

**Text at the bottom of the comic:**
"Translations: * I love you. ** OMP-OMP-OMP"

The overall scene has a playful, affectionate tone, with the characters expressing feelings through their unique speech.

Here’s a detailed description of the comic:

1. **Panel 1**:
- The scene shows a woman with blonde hair in a yellow shirt and a smiling expression. She seems excited or impressed.
- She says: “Wow, he’s so deep!”
- Next to her is a man with dark hair and a surprised expression. He responds: “What are you talking about?! It’s poop on a canvas! It’s literally poop on a canvas!”

2. **Panel 2**:
- The woman is raising her hands animatedly, still engaged in the conversation.
- She says: “But look what it spells! Did you see what it spells? It spells something!”
- In the background, there’s a large canvas with the word “ANGST” painted in bold lettering.

3. **Panel 3**:
- This panel transitions to a different scene, indicating later in their date.
- The background suggests an outdoor setting. The woman is depicted tripping over a branch and scraping her knee.
- The narrative text at the bottom states: “Later in our date, she tripped on a branch and scraped her knee.”
- The final line reads: “I didn’t help her up.”

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The comic depicts a scene where a child is sitting on a chair with their pants lowered, revealing bare skin. An adult is behind them, holding a belt in a threatening manner. The adult's facial expression is stern, and they are mid-sentence, exclaiming:

"AND THIS IS FOR PROBABLY GROWING UP TO BE AN ABUSIVE FATHER!"

The background is a bold red, emphasizing the intensity of the moment. The overall tone suggests a serious and critical commentary on abusive behavior.

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**Panel 1:**
- Person on the porch (an older man with white hair and a blue shirt): "IS IT HALLOWEEN ALREADY? GEE KIDS, I MUST'VE FORGOTTEN TO GET CANDY. YOU SEE, I HAVE THIS CONDITION WHERE—"
- Kids in costume (two wearing masks, one without a mask): "WE'RE ORPHANS."

**Panel 2:**
- Older man: "WELL... I SUPPOSE I COULD GO TO THE STORE, THOUGH MY CANE'S BROKE, AND—"
- Kids: "ORPHANS."

**Caption below:**
"Our parents called him 'senile.' Every Friday after school, we called him 'candybox.'"

Here’s a detailed, disability-friendly description of the comic:

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**Panel 1:**
- A man with light brown hair and a smile is seated at a table. He is wearing a green sweater and has a drink in front of him.
- He says, "YOU'RE UGLY... NOT!"
- There is a speech bubble with a light background.

**Panel 2:**
- A woman with blonde hair, wearing a blue top, is seated across from him. She has a neutral expression, looking unimpressed.
- She says, "THAT WASN'T FUNNY THE NINTH TIME, AND IT ISN'T FUNNY NOW!"
- Her speech bubble has a similar style to his.

**Caption below the panels:**
- "It was definitely funny the seventeenth time, but she still didn't laugh."

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The comic humorously depicts a conversation where the man's attempt at a joke falls flat, despite his persistence. The visual style is cartoonish, with simple lines and vibrant colors.

Here’s the detailed description of the comic:

The comic features a doctor, wearing glasses and a lab coat, standing dramatically with one arm raised. He holds a clipboard while smiling brightly. His speech bubble reads: "His condition is serious, but its location is hilarious!" In the background, there’s a woman sitting in a chair, facing him with a surprised expression.

At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption that says: "The lighter side of your husband's colonoscopy results!" The overall theme of the comic conveys humor about a medical situation. The colors are vibrant, with a yellow background that enhances the comedic effect.

The comic features two characters in a kitchen setting.

**Panel Description:**
- The background shows a kitchen with light-colored cabinets and a counter.
- A woman stands on the right, holding a pitcher of orange juice. She has long blonde hair and is wearing a pink shirt and black shorts.
- A man is seated at a table on the left, reading a newspaper. He has short brown hair, a blue shirt, and is holding a cup of coffee.

**Speech Bubbles:**
- The woman says: "MMM, ORANGE JUICE."
- The man, speaking to the reader in a caption beneath the panel, says: "So, I divorced her."

This juxtaposition creates a humorous contrast between the woman's enjoyment of orange juice and what the man perceives as a drastic response.

The comic features two panels. In the first panel, a scientist or researcher, depicted in a white lab coat and glasses, is sitting at a desk with a clipboard. The speech bubble above him reads, "INTERESTING..." The clipboard he is holding has the text "BABIES ARE STUPID" written on it.

In the second panel, we see a baby named Timmy, labeled with "TIMMY AGE: 0.4," looking at a drawing that features the equation "2+2=?" The baby has an expression of surprise or shock, shown with a speech bubble that contains "GAH!"

The comic features two characters seated at a table.

In the first speech bubble, a woman with wavy blonde hair says: "Oh, sorry, that must've been taken before I had the pig grafted onto my face."

The second character, a man with dark hair, has a pink pig on his face and exclaims: "WHEEE!"

At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption that reads: "The trouble with Internet dating."

The background is purple, and the characters are drawn in a cartoonish style.

The comic panel features two characters: a man with short hair and a red shirt, holding a door open, and a woman with blonde hair wearing a yellow top and blue pants.

**Text in the comic:**

- The man says: "GAH! YOU'RE LUCKY I'M A GENTLEMAN BECAUSE WOW YOU'RE UGLY!"
- The door has the word "PUSH" written on it.

The overall expression of the man suggests surprise or shock, while the woman appears unfazed as she walks through the doorway.

The comic features a dialogue between two characters. The first character, wearing sunglasses and holding a baby, says:

“You actually killed my mom?! Why do you have to be so literal all the time?!”

The second character, who is wearing a white suit, appears flustered.

Below the comic, there’s a caption that reads:

“In this part of Manhattan, ‘kill my mom’ was slang for ‘kill my dad.’”

The comic features three characters at a wedding ceremony. A man in a tuxedo, presumably the officiant, is standing at a podium with a book in front of him. He is saying, "AND DO YOU, JON, TAKE SALLY..."

Next to him is a man named Jon, who is smiling and looking at a woman named Sally. She is wearing a white dress and appears happy. Over her head, a thought bubble reads, "SO THAT'S HER NAME!"

The background is a solid pink color, enhancing the celebratory atmosphere of the scene.

The comic features two characters inside a car, with one character speaking while the other is driving.

The speech bubble from the driver says:
“Now, if you take a right turn too hard, down comes Madame Guillotine.”

Above the driver, a sign reading “STUDENT DRIVER” is visible.

At the bottom of the comic, the text states:
“Sure the system was cruel, but the survivors had amazing right turns.”

**Comic Description:**

The comic features a chaotic scene with a large, cartoonish character resembling a monster or a creature, who is wearing a top hat. The creature is facing a group of children who are expressing fear and surprise.

- One child is saying "Woooooo!" in a speech bubble, indicating excitement or fright.
- The children look distressed, with exaggerated expressions on their faces, as they react to the monster.
- The background is colorful, adding to the cartoonish feel of the scene.

**Text at the Bottom:**
"The kids from 'Family Circus' meet their cousins from 'Circus Family.'"

Overall, the illustration captures a humorous and playful encounter between two fictional families, with an emphasis on fun and surprise.

The comic features a scene where a silhouetted adult figure is speaking to a child named Jimmy. The adult says:

"FOR THE LAST TIME JIMMY, THERE IS NO MONSTER UNDER YOUR BED! IT'S JUST SOME ANGRY-LOOKING MAN."

In the illustration, there is a bed with a child sitting on it, looking towards the silhouette. The bed is made with a blue and white blanket, and a small teddy bear is visible near the child. The room is dimly lit, emphasizing the contrast between the dark silhouette and the bed's light colors.

The comic features two characters sitting at a table during lunch.

- On the left, a boy with short brown hair is smiling and speaking. He is wearing a purple shirt and has a brown paper bag in front of him along with an apple and a can of drink.
- He says: "Hey Susie, wanna share lunch with me?"

- On the right, a girl with long blonde hair, wearing a pink shirt, is looking annoyed. She has a lunch box in front of her.
- She shouts: "Mrs. Shelton! Bobby's being a communist!"

The background is a light blue, and the characters are outlined in black.

The comic shows a yellow cartoon character with stick-like arms and legs standing inside a dome-shaped spaceship. The character has a determined expression and is raising a fist in excitement.

Above the character, in bold green text, is the following dialogue:

"Finally Earth's greenhouse gas levels have lowered! The invasion can begin!"

In the background, there are several small planets and a visible Earth, which appears blue and green to the right side of the image. The overall color scheme is dark, with a contrast between the yellow of the character and the background.

The comic features two characters engaged in a conversation. The dialogue from the first character, who has long hair and is wearing a T-shirt that says "COLLEGE," reads:

"IMAGINE NO POSSESSIONS, MAN. LIKE, WOAH, YOU KNOW, MAN? WOAH. WOAH. WOAH."

The second character, who is listening, has short hair and is facing him.

At the bottom of the comic, the caption states:

"The real problem with Communism."

The comic features a speaker at a podium, addressing an audience of students. The speaker is a woman with glasses and a bun hairstyle, wearing a green shirt and gesturing with her hands.

The text in the comic reads:

**Panel 1 (above):**
"Due to self esteem concerns, the school board has decided that we are to no longer use the word 'don't.'"

**Panel 2 (below):**
"Although the new policy worked wonders for student self esteem, it fundamentally altered the 'Don't Do Drugs' program."

The background is split between red curtains and a neutral color behind the speaker, while the students appear engaged, looking up at the speaker with varying expressions.

The comic features two characters in a dialogue about art.

**Panel Text:**
- Character with glasses says: "I USED INK AND PAPER!" (This is depicted in a speech bubble and uses bold text for emphasis.)
- The other character, standing with arms crossed, listens with a slight smirk.

**Caption at the bottom:**
"Steve was a multimedia artist."

**Visual Elements:**
- The setting includes a room with a plant and artwork on the wall.
- The character in the front is seated and facing the viewer, drawing.
- The standing character has a confident posture.

This captures the essence and the visual style of the comic while ensuring accessibility in the description.

**Comic Description:**

In the comic, an elderly woman with white hair and a purple sweater is speaking to a young boy with brown hair, wearing a green shirt.

The woman is holding a comic book titled "Supermang" and has a cheerful expression. She says:

"I know you love comic books, so I went to the grocer and picked you up one."

The boy looks slightly uninterested or hesitant, and the caption at the bottom reads:

"Supermang was actually remarkably good, but I still refused to talk to grammy."

The background is a simple light yellow, and the overall tone of the comic is light-hearted and humorous.

Here's the transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1:
Person 1: "I don’t want you to change your entire style... just a few things..."

Panel 2:
Person 2: "Like what?!"

Panel 3:
Person 1: "Well, the dead chicken might be a start..."

Panel 4:
Person 2: "She’s dead? Ewwwwww!"

The comic depicts two characters seated at a table. The first character, a man with short, curly hair, is holding up a piece of food, looking shocked. He is wearing a green shirt and has an expression of surprise. The speech bubble above him reads:

“Oh geez! Was this in my teeth all through dinner?”

The second character, a woman with long, blonde hair, appears distressed as she sits across from him. She has her hands clasped together, and her expression conveys embarrassment or discomfort. The background includes a table with two plates and two glasses of wine, set in a cozy dining environment. The color scheme features pink and darker hues, emphasizing the awkward moment.

The comic features an astronaut in a space suit, holding an ice cream cone. The astronaut has an excited expression and says:

"WHOA! A SIXTH FINGER! OOH, AND A TOBLERONE! THIS WAS TOTALLY WORTH THE RISK!"

In the background, there is a circular window showing a dark space setting.

At the bottom, there’s a caption that reads:

"What really happens when you go past the speed of light."

The comic features two characters in a conversation at a desk. The first character, a woman with brown hair wearing a yellow and green outfit, is sitting down, looking at the man across from her. The second character, a man with short brown hair dressed in a blue suit and bow tie with a white shirt, is speaking.

He says:

"TELL YOU WHAT - I'LL TAKE ON YOUR SEXUAL HARASSMENT SUIT IF YOU SHOW ME THAT SWEET CAN OF YOURS."

The background includes a purple element and a simple desk with papers or a folder on it. The overall tone of the comic appears to touch on sensitive themes with a humorous or ironic twist.

In the comic, a man with a mustache and light brown hair is depicted standing with two children—a boy and a girl—both of whom have blonde hair. The man exclaims, "HEY! MY KIDS AREN'T UGLY!" He has an expressive gesture, pointing towards the children.

The second part of the dialogue, coming from the man, says, "OH WAIT... WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT JONNY OR SUSIE?" This indicates a playful yet defensive reaction to an implied criticism, with the focus shifting to the children's names. The background features a simple, smooth green color.

The comic panel features a dialogue between two characters in a humorous exchange.

**Panel Description:**
- The background is purple with a slight gradient.
- Character 1: A woman with blonde hair wearing a light-colored top, smiling as she speaks.
- Character 2: A man with orange hair, looking at the woman, engaged in the conversation.

**Text:**
- Character 1 (woman): "So, what kind of girl do you like?"
- Character 2 (man, thinking): "He's perfect!"
- Character 1 (woman, responding): "I like a woman with brains."
- Character 2 (man, confused): "Idiot! It's pronounced 'breasts.'"

The exchange plays on a misunderstanding of the word, contributing to the comic's humor.

**Comic Description:**

The comic features a sailor standing on the deck of a ship. He has short hair, a white sailor's uniform, and is pointing toward the horizon. In the background, there is an American flag waving on a pole, and the sun is setting with a yellow-orange hue.

**Text in Speech Bubble:**
"SAN FRANCISCO! 250 NAUTICAL MILES, DUE EAST!"

**Text Below the Image:**
"Their GPS disconnected, their radio dead, the crew of the Arizona are forced to use the only tool they have left: Dave’s gaydar."

The comic features two astronauts in space suits standing on a red surface. The text is as follows:

**Astronaut 1:** "WAIT A MINUTE! THIS ISN'T THE MOON! IT'S MARS!"

**Astronaut 2:** "HOW ARE WE GOING TO BREAK IT TO THE PUBLIC?!"

At the bottom of the comic, the caption reads: "That's right, the moon landing was a fake!"

The comic features two characters engaged in a debate at a table labeled "POLITI-TALK."

**Character 1 (left):**
"Oh come on! Are you seriously arguing that TV forces people to be violent?"

**Character 2 (right):**
"Look, all I know is I ran down six kids on the way to the show today. Do you wanna be the one to explain that to their parents?!"

The background is a solid red color, and the characters are depicted in a cartoonish style. Character 1 has brown hair and wears a blue shirt, gesturing expressively. Character 2 is older, with white hair and glasses, sitting calmly with hands folded.

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**Panel 1:**
- A character with orange hair, wearing a green and yellow shirt, stands on the left holding a device in one hand, looking frustrated.
- Speech bubble: "I'M SORRY JIM. YOU'RE NICE AND EVERYTHING, BUT THESE READINGS ARE JUST ALL WRONG."

**Panel 2:**
- A character with brown hair, wearing a blue shirt, is sitting on the right, looking pleading with an exaggerated expression.
- Speech bubble: "BABY! I CAN PRESSURE CHANGE! I SWEAR."

**Text at the bottom:**
- "In the future, love is determined by barometric pressure."
- "Think it's stupid? Well, look how well your system is working out."

The comic combines humor with a satirical take on relationships and communication.

**Comic Description:**

**Panel 1:**
- **Character 1 (left):** A firefighter in a red helmet and yellow firefighter suit, holding a walkie-talkie.
- **Speech Bubble:** "CAPTAIN! WE'VE RUN OUT OF WATER!"
- The background shows flames.

**Panel 2:**
- **Character 2 (right):** Another firefighter in a red helmet, with a brown overcoat. He looks exasperated and has his arms raised.
- **Speech Bubble:** "WELL, ISN'T THERE ANY LIQUID WE CAN USE?!"

**Panel 3:**
- **Character 2 (right) continues:** He sighs with a hand on his face.
- **Thought Bubble:** "Sigh: NOTHING BUT THE GAS IN THE TANK..."

**Panel 4:**
- **Character 1 (left):** Shouting dramatically.
- **Speech Bubble:** "LET’S DO IT!"

The images portray a comical take on a fire-fighting scenario where the characters are brainstorming their options during a crisis. The exaggerated expressions and caps emphasize the urgency and humor.

The comic features two characters in bed, with a bedroom background. The first character, who is upright and speaking, asks:

"Do you ever lay awake at night wondering if marriage was just a complete mistake?"

The second character, lying next to them, responds:

"N-no..."

The first character concludes with:

"Me neither. G'night!"

The comic features a scene in a movie theater with a large screen. The text on the screen reads:

"COMING THIS EASTER
A MEL GIBSON FILM
PASSION OF THE CHRIST II:
ZOMBIE JESUS!"

The illustration shows a figure resembling a biblical character with a beard and long hair, appearing to be a zombie with green skin and marked with a hand raised. Another figure resembling a small green creature is also present.

At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption that states:

"Do unto others as you would have them BRAAAINS!"

The seating area in the foreground has several empty seats, indicating an audience. The overall tone combines humor with a parody of religious themes.

**Comic Description:**

The comic features two characters seated at a table. The first character, a man with short hair wearing a yellow shirt, has a concerned expression on his face. The second character, a woman with brown curly hair wearing a pink shirt, is holding a glass and speaking.

**Text:**

- Woman: "THIS IS THE LAST TIME I GO OUT WITH YOU!"

There is a box labeled "POISON WINE" next to the table, with a tube leading from it to the woman’s drink.

**Caption below the panel:**
"She'd been saying that all night, ever since she found out that I’d poisoned her drink. YES. I GET IT. YOU'LL BE DEAD HA HA HA."

**Final remark:**
"Geez!"

The comic features two bear characters engaged in a conversation.

- The first bear, Yogi, is speaking enthusiastically and says:
"HEY BOOBOO! I STOLE ANOTHER PIC-A-NIC BASKET!"

- Booboo, the second bear, responds with a concerned tone, saying:
"SORRY YOGI. THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE BUT INSULIN SHOTS."

The background is a solid green color, and the bears are illustrated in a cartoon style.

The comic features a scene with two characters in a brightly colored room.

**Panel 1:**
- The character on the left, who has a slick hairstyle and is dressed in a suit with a red tie, is sitting behind a desk. He has a cheerful expression and is greeting the other character.
- He says: “WELCOME TO HELL, MR. JOHNSON.”

**Panel 2:**
- The character on the right, who has a more casual appearance with a yellow t-shirt and a black cap, looks surprised and is standing with his hand raised.
- The background includes framed pictures, one featuring a bowl of fruit and another showing a glass of a beverage.

**Text Below the Panels:**
- “Of course, in the real Hell, there are no devils, no pitchforks, no fire and brimstone - no, nothing so simple...”
- “Sadly, you’ll be going to the fake Hell where they do have all that stuff.”

Here's a detailed description of the comic for accessibility:

The comic is titled "SMBC PRESENTS 'DATING TIPS'" and is set in a school hallway with lockers in the background.

In the first panel, a girl named Sandy is shown on the left, wearing a pink shirt and pants. She is slightly smiling and appears to have braces on her legs. She is depicted holding a piece of paper with her right hand.

To her right, a boy with black hair is cheerfully asking her, “SANDY, WILL YOU GO TO THE PROM WITH ME?” He is wearing a green shirt and blue pants, and he is animatedly holding up an object that resembles an invitation or a gift.

In response, Sandy looks surprised and happy, saying, “ME? REALLY? OF COURSE I WILL!”

Below the panels, there’s a caption labeled "Dating Tip #1:" which reads: “If you take a girl with polio to the prom, you leave with a cheerleader who thinks you’re sensitive!”

The comic employs a playful tone with a humorous approach to social dynamics regarding sensitivity and relationships.

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**Panel Description**: The scene depicts a room with a doctor wearing a white coat and a stethoscope looking serious while examining a stuffed animal, which is light blue and on a table. A young boy, with short brown hair and a concerned expression, stands nearby, watching the doctor. In the background, a woman in a black dress walks past, and there are drawings on the wall, likely of other stuffed animals or people.

**Text**:
- **Doctor**: "I'M SORRY, SON. MR. TED IS... DECEASED."
- **Boy**: In a smaller text below the panel, he reflects, "Yeah, it was just great being a doctor's kid. Thanks for asking."

This description captures both the dialogue and the visual context for better understanding.

The comic features a glass or plastic container holding a brain, with a label that reads "Steve." The setting includes a simple table with a gray background.

The text at the bottom reads:

"Being a brain in a pan is a lot less glamorous than my life as a movie star. But hey, I can’t complain. I mean, apparently I can still talk or write or something. That’s pretty cool, right?"

This describes the situation and the thoughts of the character humorously reflecting on their current state.

**Comic Description:**

*Panel 1:*
A scene inside a bedroom. An elderly man with a bald head and wrinkles is sitting up in bed, looking agitated. He has his fists clenched and is wearing a white undershirt. The bed shows rumpled sheets, suggesting he has just woken up. He is speaking loudly.

Text: "I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE! I'VE BEEN FAKING ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE!"

*Panel 2:*
A young man in a green shirt is sitting on a chair next to the bed, looking surprised and concerned. His expression suggests confusion or disbelief.

*Caption at the bottom:*
"Every morning for fifteen years, grampa woke up and said the same thing."

The comic depicts a scene in a kitchen.

**Text in speech bubble**:
"GOOD MORNING BREEDERS!"

**Text at the bottom**:
"It was becoming increasingly apparent that Gary would have preferred a son."

**Visual description**:
- The kitchen features wooden cabinets and a white refrigerator.
- A male character, presumably Gary, stands at the left. He has short, gray hair and an animated expression, wearing a white tank top and blue shorts, holding a coffee cup.
- A woman, dressed in a light green dress, is seen in the middle, washing dishes in the sink.
- A young girl sits at a round table in the foreground, coloring with a green crayon. There is a small vase with a single flower on the table.

The comic features a scene with two characters sitting in a waiting area. The text in a speech bubble from the man, who has light brown hair and is wearing a green shirt, reads:

"I REALLY DON'T SEE WHY WE NEED THIS. I TOLD YOU I'D PAY FOR A FACELIFT!"

There is a woman with curly red hair wearing a white top and holding a book, sitting next to him.

In the background, there's a door with a sign that says:

"DR. STERN, DDS. MARRIAGE COUNSELOR"

The room has a couple of framed pictures, and a bowl of fruit is visible on a table.

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**Visual Description:**
The scene is set in a brightly colored dining room. There is a table with a simple layout; two plates of food are visible. A window reveals a view of water and a sailboat in the distance.

**Characters:**
1. A woman with blonde hair is smiling and appears to be cheerfully serving food.
2. A man, sitting at the table, has something red and messy spilling from a container into his hands, which is humorously labeled "skunk placentas."
3. Two children are seated at the table: a boy with short blonde hair and a girl with long black hair, wearing a purple shirt. They look surprised or puzzled.

**Text:**
- The woman is speaking in a speech bubble: “For Jonny, waffles. For Susie, pancakes. And, for Daddy, a bucket full of ‘skunk placentas!’”
- Below, there is a caption that reads: “So, I guess my infidelity is out of the bag. On the plus side, the skunk placentas were remarkably tender.”

This comic uses humorous exaggeration to depict an unusual breakfast scenario.

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**Panel Description:**

- **Setting:** A room where a group of four people are seated around a table, engaged in a role-playing game. The table has various game materials, including a rulebook, character sheets, and snacks.

- **Characters:**
- **Left Side:** A person is seated with their back towards the viewer, focused on writing or reading a game sheet.
- **Middle Left:** A person with light brown hair, wearing a gray shirt, raises their hand enthusiastically.
- **Middle Right:** A person with curly brown hair and a green shirt smiles while looking at the person on the left.
- **Right Side:** A person with short blond hair sits with a book open, looking intently at the discussion.

- **Expressions:** The characters express excitement and engagement with the game. The person raising their hand looks especially eager.

**Text Bubbles:**
1. The person in the middle left says: **“I’LL BE AN ELVEN WIZARD!”**
2. The person in the middle right responds: **“I’LL BE A DWARVEN WARRIOR!”**
3. The person on the left (whose back is turned) adds: **“I'LL BE A GUY WHO CAN PUT DOWN THE JACK DANIELS FOR JUST ONE GODDAMNED DAY!”**

**Caption:** At the bottom of the panel, there is a line of text that reads: **“That was the last time we let dad join our ‘Dungeons and Dragons’ game.”**

This comic humorously captures a playful moment among friends (or family) during a gaming session, emphasizing the contrasting whimsical character choices and a more adult flavor in the last line.

The comic features a scene with a large, bearded figure representing a deity, depicted with clouds in the background. This figure has a fierce expression and is shouting, "GRAHHH! I AM GOD-BLOR!" in a bright yellow speech bubble that has a jagged outline.

Below the figure, there are several smaller human figures standing on a green hill, facing upward, appearing startled or attentive.

At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption that reads, "In more recent versions of the Bible, this episode has been omitted."

The comic features two characters in bed. The character on the left, a woman with red hair, looks surprised or upset. She is wearing a green top. The character on the right, a man with short brown hair, is leaning towards her with an arm raised.

The dialogue in the comic reads:

**Woman:** "NOT TONIGHT HONEY! I JUST STARTED... 'RAISING THE RED FLAG...'"

**Man (thought bubble):** "Oh great. First she’s frigid. Now she’s a commie."

The background shows a simple bedroom scene with a bed and a wall behind them.

Here’s a detailed description of the comic panel:

**Title Text:**
YES! YES! SOON THEY'LL ALL BE DEAD!

**Image Description:**
The central figure is Dr. Manklow, depicted as an older man with glasses and a bald head, wearing a dark robe. He is enthusiastically mixing colorful liquids from two beakers into a container labeled "TODDLER POISON." The liquids are vibrant, one orange and one green, and are being poured into the container, which sits on a table. The background is bright pink, emphasizing the dramatic mood.

**Caption Below the Image:**
Dr. Manklow's toxic formula killed off all the children in the world. But, as luck would have it, he released the poison on the same day that aliens secretly took over the bodies of all of Earth's children.

His face is being added to Mt. Rushmore as we speak.

The comic features a character with long blonde hair, wearing a white shirt, aiming a shotgun at a small figure flying through the air. The background includes mountains and a green field.

The sound effects depicted are:
- "TCHK!"
- "TCHK!"

To the right of the character, there is a contraption labeled "TODAY: ORPHAN SKEET!"

The text at the bottom reads:
"Admittedly, your honor, I occasionally wondered if I was doing the right thing."

The comic contains four speech bubbles with the following text:

1. A character says: "AWW, SHE HAS HER 'GRANDFATHER'S EYES!'"
2. Another character responds: "SO YA SLEPT WITH MY WIFE, EH?"
3. A third character, the older man, does not reply directly but has a thoughtful expression.
4. A fourth character, a woman with curly hair, thinks: "DAMN!"

In the scene, there are four characters: a woman holding a baby, a man with blonde hair appearing angry, an older man, and a woman with red curly hair. The background is a light blue color.

The comic features a two-panel illustration with a light green background.

**Panel 1:**
- A man with a hook protruding from his eye is speaking.
- His speech bubble reads: "CAN I TAKE THE HOOK OUT OF MY EYE YET?"

**Panel 2:**
- A woman stands in front of him, smiling.
- Her speech bubble responds with: "NOPE!"
- Below the man, there is a thought bubble that says: "MAN SHE'S LUCKY SHE'S HOT..."

The characters are drawn with simple, exaggerated features, and the overall tone is humorous.

The comic features a scene with three characters.

**Text in the comic:**
1. **Character in the center (wearing pink and resembling an hourglass):** "SHE'S GOT A REAL HOURGLASS FIGURE."
2. **Character on the left (wearing a suit, holding a drink):** "chortle chortle!"
3. **Caption at the bottom:** "What was less funny was how Cynthia died alone at age 35 due to a congenital heart defect."

**Visual description:**
- The character representing "Cynthia" stands centrally in a striking, exaggerated pink dress with the shape of an hourglass, making her visually prominent in the scene.
- Two male characters to her side, one laughing and engaging in conversation, creating a lighthearted yet contrasting undertone to the caption below.

The comic features a scene with a scientist observing three children who are seated at a round table. The children are engaged in an activity, and smoke is visible around them, suggesting that they are smoking.

The text at the bottom of the comic reads:
"After years of testing, it is proven that children are indeed easily addicted to nicotine."

In the background, on a wall, there is a sign that says:
"TEST SUBJECTS
100,221 100,222
100,223"

The scientist, depicted with glasses and a lab coat, is taking notes on a clipboard.

**Comic Description:**

1. **Panel 1:**
- **Background:** A bright sky with clouds.
- **Characters:** A cartoonish figure resembling a saint, identified as "ST. PETER" on a pedestal.
- **Text:** St. Peter, smiling and pointing, says, "OKAY! PICK A HAND - RIGHT OR LEFT?!"

2. **Panel 2:**
- **Characters:** A man with short, spiky hair looks up at St. Peter.
- **Text:** Below the scene, there’s a caption: "After betting on the right hand it was revealed to me that gambling is a mortal sin."

In the comic, there is a large pink monster truck in the foreground with a sign on top that says "USA!" The truck's driver, depicted as a smiling character wearing a cap and a purple shirt, is looking down at the scene.

To the left, a muscular athlete wearing a green tank top and red shorts is running away from the truck. He has a concerned expression on his face and is glancing over his shoulder at the approaching vehicle.

At the bottom of the image, the text reads:

"In 2008, American lawyers discover a loophole in the Olympic rulebook that allows for monster trucks in both the 100 meter dash and the triple jump."

Here's the text from the comic:

1. **First Panel**:
- Person 1: "PLEASE KIDS! YA GOTTA HELP ME! MY BLOOD SUGAR LEVEL IS CRITICAL! I'VE ALREADY LOST A TOE, AND I CAN'T SEE OUT ONE OF MY EYES!"

2. **Second Panel**:
- Person 2 (holding a cereal box): "SILLY RABBIT!"

3. **Third Panel**:
- A rabbit character looks concerned or shocked.

If you need any specific additional details about the visual elements or scene, let me know!

The comic consists of the following text:

**Panel 1:**
- Character 1 (woman): "HONEY! WE'RE PREGNANT!"
- Character 2 (man): "THAT'S GREAT!"

**Caption at the bottom:**
"Ted sipped his coffee, checked his watch, and walked out the door. That was six months ago."

**Visual description:**
- The woman has a joyful expression, wearing a white shirt and pink shorts. She is holding a pregnancy test.
- The man appears happy, holding a cup of coffee and wearing a light blue shirt with dark pants.
- The background is green, giving a cheerful atmosphere.

The comic features two characters sitting at a table.

1. The first character, a woman, has long hair and is wearing a pink shirt. She is speaking and says, "WELL, I'M A BIG ANIMAL LOVER..."

2. The second character, a man, is seated across from her. He appears to be thinking, as indicated by a thought bubble that contains the text, "OH GREAT..."

3. He has a box beside him that is labeled "DEAD RACCOON."

The setting includes two plates placed on the table, suggesting a meal is involved. The overall mood seems to imply an awkward or unexpected conversation.

The comic features three characters celebrating a victory.

**Text in the comic:**
1. The two characters on either side exclaim:
- "WE WON! WOOOH!"
- "YEAH!"

2. The central character, Coach Sanders, is being doused with a large container pouring liquid, while he shouts:
- "GAAAAAAH!"

3. Below this scene, Coach Sanders reflects on the event:
- “In retrospect,” noted Coach Sanders, “I’m not really sure why we had a cooler of battery acid on field in the first place.”

The background is a bright color, enhancing the celebratory and chaotic atmosphere of the moment.

The comic features two characters: a child with short brown hair and a broad, round face, and an adult depicted with a stern expression and exaggerated facial features.

In the first panel, the adult is shouting with an intense expression, and a bright yellow speech bubble surrounds the text that reads "I HAVE NO SON!" The background is a deep blue color, enhancing the dramatic effect of the scene.

In the second panel, below the first, the dialogue reads: "Well, goodnight Susie." This text is written in a simpler, lighter tone, contrasting with the first panel's intensity.

The overall theme suggests a humorous or absurd exchange between the two characters.

The comic features a dialogue between two characters. The scene shows a woman with long, wavy blonde hair holding a wrinkled shirt with a pleased expression, and a man with short brown hair looking confused.

**Text from the comic:**

**Woman:** "I ironed your favorite SHIRT! Go ahead! Put it on!"

**Man:** "Wait a minute! That’s not my favorite shirt! No, no, she’s definitely up to something..."

The background is a soft green, and the characters are drawn in a cartoon style. The woman is dressed in a pink top, while the man is wearing a blue and white shirt.

The comic features two characters in a room with a plain green background. On the left, there is a figure holding a knife, depicted in dark colors, casting a shadow. On the right, a man is sitting on the floor, bleeding and wearing a white shirt stained with red, signifying blood, and shorts.

The man, appearing somewhat casual despite the situation, has a distressed expression on his face. He is gesturing with his right hand. Above him, a speech bubble reads:

"SUCKER! MY WIFE JUST LEFT ME! I WAS ALREADY DEAD INSIDE!"

The overall tone combines dark humor with a sense of emotional distress.

The comic features a barren desert landscape under a purple sky with a yellow sun depicted in the upper right corner. In the foreground, there is a white skull lying on the ground.

At the bottom of the comic, the text reads:

"You know honey, I really don't feel like getting pizza again tonight."

The comic features two characters: one seated at a desk, presumably Thomas Jefferson, and the other, Benjamin Franklin, standing nearby with a mischievous smile.

**Text from the comic:**

- Franklin: "WHILE WE'RE YOUNG, JEFFERSON."
- Caption at the bottom: "Early versions of the Declaration of Independence contained an inordinate number of references to Benjamin Franklin’s 'fat &%#*ing ass.'"

The scene suggests a lighthearted and humorous take on historical figures discussing the Declaration of Independence.

The comic features two characters, one seated and the other standing beside him. The standing character has a smirk and speaks in a taunting tone.

**Text from the comic:**

**Character 1 (standing, with a smile):**
"YOU LIKE BEING MY HOSTAGE, FATTY? HUH? YOU LIKE IT?"

**Character 2 (seated, looking uncomfortable):**
"I could deal with the indignity, the abuse. Because, deep down, it wasn’t the words that hurt the most, it was the daily tire iron beatings."

The background is a simple color, and the characters are drawn in a cartoon style, with the standing character wearing a green shirt and the seated character in a gray suit. The seated character is looking away, showing signs of distress.

The comic features two characters and a setting that appears to be an office or lobby.

**Text in the comic:**

1. The first speech bubble from the left character (a woman at a reception desk) says: "HEY THERE, YOU WANNA SPOON?"
2. The second speech bubble from the right character (a man with his back facing the viewer) states: "Technically, it wasn't sexual harassment."

**Visual Description:**
- The setting includes a reception desk with a computer, some green plants, and artwork or posters on the walls.
- The woman is wearing a purple top.
- The man is dressed in a black suit and holds a spoon behind his back.

The illustration uses simple lines and colors, with a humorous tone conveyed through the dialogue.

The comic depicts a scene where two characters are involved in a game of Battleship.

**Visual Description:**

- **Setting**: A simple, dimly lit room with walls that have a few wrinkled decorations. A lamp hanging from the ceiling casts a yellowish light onto a green table.
- **Characters**:
- On the left, a man is sitting at the table. He has medium-length brown hair and is wearing a green shirt and blue pants. He holds a toy gun and is aiming it.
- On the right, a person in a pink shirt is lying on the floor, appearing to be knocked down.

- **Table**: The table has a blue box, likely a container for the game, and a smaller, open box that may have game pieces or boards. There is also a wisp of smoke coming from the left, suggesting something burning.

**Text**: The caption at the bottom of the comic reads, "That was the last time we ever played 'Battleship.'"

This panel humorously implies a literal interpretation of the game, where one character has taken the game too seriously.

Here’s a detailed description of the comic:

**Panel 1**: The character, Stan the Weatherman, is depicted with a shocked expression. He has tousled hair and is wearing a suit and tie. The background is a bright purple. The text from him reads, “AND HERE IN NEVADA, WE'LL BE EXPERIENCING A MILD HEAT WAVE TAPERING OFF INTO—”

**Panel 2**: A large, exaggerated yellow speech bubble erupts from Stan as he continues, “OH MY GOD! IT'S GONE! THE UNITED STATES IS GONE! WHAT DID YOU DO?!”

**Caption at the bottom**: “Every time the bluescreen went out, Stan the Weatherman suffered an existential crisis.”

The overall tone is humorous, emphasizing Stan's dramatic reaction to a seemingly mundane weather report mishap.

The comic features two characters in a medical setting.

**Panel Description:**
1. On the left, a person with light brown hair sits on a table, wearing a blue shirt and green pants. They have red marks on their arms and legs, suggesting some kind of injury. They are smiling and saying, "Say, mind if I 'axe' you a few questions?" The speech bubble has a playful tone.
2. On the right, an older man, presumably a doctor, wearing glasses and a white coat, is looking at a clipboard. He is smiling, implying he appreciates the humor.

**Text at the bottom:**
"Life in the trauma ward was always a hoot!"

This caption adds a comedic commentary on the situation depicted in the comic.

The comic features a man with an expression of distress, exclaiming:

**Panel 1:**
- The man, wearing a green shirt, shouts: "YARGH! MY ASS IS ON FIRE!"
- In front of him, there's a donkey with flames around it.

**Panel 2:**
- The donkey responds with: "HEE-HAW!"

Below these panels, there is text that reads:
"But, even the flaming donkey could do nothing to soothe my pain."

The overall tone combines humor and absurdity, depicting a comically exaggerated situation.

The comic features two characters on a beach setting.

- The character on the left, a woman with curly yellow hair, is looking at another character, who is a man with glasses and dark hair, wearing a red shirt and blue pants.

- The text from the comic includes:

- **Top text from the woman:** "I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE..."

- **Thought bubble from the man:** "SOMEONE ELSE WITH SUPER-VISION!"

- At the bottom, there's contextual text that reads: "For one brief shining moment, Clark Kent thought he’d finally found someone who understood him."

The background shows a sandy beach with a body of water and a hilly area in the distance.

The comic features two doctors discussing a patient. The first doctor, holding a clipboard, says, "DAMN. A HEART ATTACK AT AGE 22." The second doctor, looking at some equipment, responds, "YEAH, BUT WHAT A HOT BOD!"

At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption that reads: "What if cholesterol made you skinny?"

The illustration depicts the doctors in white lab coats with a patient partially visible under a cloth.

The comic depicts two characters in a kitchen setting.

- The first character, sitting at a table and wearing a suit, is exclaiming:
"WAIT A MINUTE! YOU PUT WHAT IN MY CEREAL?!"

- The second character, standing and wearing a green shirt, is smirking and has a speech bubble that says:
"Tehee!"

In front of the first character is a box of cereal titled:
"EVERYTHING BUT-URINE-O'S"

The scene conveys a sense of surprise and humor.

The comic features a scene with a knight holding a spear and aiming towards a figure in the background. The following text is included in the panels:

1. "BANG! BANG!" - Spoken by the knight.
2. "MISSED ME!" - Spoken by the figure in the background.
3. "I DID NOT!" - Responded by the knight.

At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption that reads: "Dueling was a lot different before the invention of the pistol."

Here’s a detailed description of the comic:

**Visual Elements:**
- The comic features two main characters.
- On the left, a person with dark hair and a face showing distress is being attacked. They wear a purple shirt.
- Their body is angled away as if in fear or trying to escape.
- The attacker is on the right, depicted with white hair and wearing a light pink shirt, holding a knife dripping with red liquid (suggesting blood).
- The attacker has a crazed expression and is yelling phrases.
- The background is a bright green, making the characters and actions stand out.

**Text Elements:**
At the top of the comic, in a loud, bold font, are the words:
- “YOU'RE A GOOD BOY! YOU'RE A GOOD GOOD BOY!”

At the bottom, in smaller font, the text reads:
- “By 2025, shampoo commercials have taken a strange turn. Of course, you’ll never know. You get stabbed to death by your own mother in 2022.”

The overall tone of the comic mixes dark humor with a surreal twist on advertising.

The comic consists of two panels.

**Panel 1:**
- There is a character with a neutral expression, wearing a white shirt and looking towards the viewer.
- The speech bubble above the character says: "COME TO BED, SWEETIE."

**Panel 2:**
- The background is a red bed, suggesting a bedroom setting.
- The text at the bottom reads:
"Once I overcame my moral difficulties with adultery,
I started addressing more difficult questions.
Like, why was the cranberry juice talking again?"

The overall tone combines humor with introspection.

The comic features a character resembling James Bond, depicted in a tuxedo. He is holding a sandwich in one hand and has an expression of confusion. The speech bubble above him reads, "I DON'T GET IT..." At the bottom of the comic, the caption states, "James Bond eats a sandwich." The background color is a solid turquoise, contrasting with the character's black and white attire.

**Comic Description:**

The scene is set at a dinner table amidst a group of six people. The table is brightly colored, adorned with a small centerpiece (a pineapple) and six plates.

The central figure, a man with blonde hair and a purple shirt, is energetically raising his arms with a big smile and exclaims, "HOW FAT WAS SHE?"

Surrounding him are five other characters of diverse appearances, looking surprised or amused. To his left is an older man with gray hair, a woman with curly gray hair in a blue top, and a young woman with blond hair and a green top. To his right, there is a man with short hair in a dark shirt and a woman with brown hair in a light blue top.

At the bottom of the comic, a caption reads: "This might have been a funny lead-in to a joke if anyone had made reference to a fat woman in the conversation thus far."

Here’s the text from the comic:

**Main Text:**
- **Top left speech bubble:** "OH MY GOD!"
- **Top right speech bubble:** "ALL OUT OF TOILET PAPER!"

**Caption below the image:**
"Of course, Ed was blind. That’s not to say he was unaware of his murdered wife. He just found the bathroom situation a little more pressing."

**Comic Description:**

The comic features a character with light brown hair, styled in a simple manner, wearing a blue shirt with a black collar. He has an expression of shock and concern on his face. The background is bright yellow, suggesting a sense of urgency or surprise.

**Text in Speech Bubbles:**
- The character exclaims: "WHAT THE!? OH NO! NO!"

**Caption Below the Image:**
- "Steve had just received the rarely used emoticon for 'Your mother was just crushed to death in a trash compactor and cursed your name with her dying breath.'"
- "For those wondering, it’s ]|>:=--+."

This comic combines humor with a dramatic scenario, using exaggerated expressions and bold colors to convey the character's emotions.

The comic features a humorous scene in a medical setting.

In the top panel, a woman with long hair is lying on a yellow examination table, raising her arms in excitement. She has a big smile on her face and shouts, "IT'S A BOY!"

Beside her, a man wearing a headband is holding what appears to be a baby, with his arms raised in celebration as well. He exclaims, "WOO-HOO!"

At the bottom of the comic, there is text that reads: "The appendectomy was going really well."

The overall tone of the comic is lighthearted and comically absurd, as it contrasts a routine medical procedure with the excitement of childbirth.

The comic panel features a character resembling the Tin Man from "The Wizard of Oz." He is depicted in a distressed state, clutching his chest with a pained expression. Above him, the word "HRKK!" is illustrated in a comic-style speech bubble, indicating a sound of distress or discomfort.

The text at the bottom reads: "Seventeen minutes after receiving a 'new' heart, the Tin Man entered cardiac arrest."

The background is colorful and abstract, with various blocks of color, including pink and blue, along with a winding path leading into the distance.

In the comic, there are several elements to describe:

1. **Background and Color**: The background is vibrant, with a gradient of yellows, oranges, and reds, creating a comic-style atmosphere.

2. **Text**: The top of the panel features large, bold text in an exaggerated style:
- "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" (The "A"s are elongated and repeated for emphasis.)

3. **Characters**:
- On the left, there is a character depicted as a figure resembling Jesus, smiling broadly, with long hair and wearing a white robe with brown accents. He has a cheerful expression and raises one hand, showing a fist.
- To the right, there are multiple characters with exaggerated facial features, including prominent red eyes and purple skin. They have frightened or shocked expressions. One character has a yellow shirt, another appears to be green-skinned, while one has a red shirt.

4. **Caption**: At the bottom of the panel, there is a text caption that reads:
- "The human body is ninety percent water."

Overall, the comic has an energetic and humorous tone, captured through vivid visuals and lively dialogue.

The comic features two characters engaged in a humorous exchange. The first character, identified by shorter hair and wearing a tunic, looks surprised. The second character, resembling Julius Caesar and wearing a toga, is smiling and making a playful reference.

**Text in the comic:**
1. The character resembling Julius Caesar says: "KUNG FU BRUTÉ?"
2. Below the characters, there is a caption that reads: "Julius Caesar III was a lot better than Julius Caesar II."

The setting includes columns and an ancient Roman backdrop, enhancing the comedic context.

The comic features two characters sitting at a table in a restaurant.

- On the left, there is a woman with shoulder-length brown hair, wearing a purple top.
- On the right, a man with short blond hair, wearing a green shirt, is speaking.

The man says, "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME! I JUST CAN'T GET INTO FAT CHICKS WITH NO PERSONALITY."

The background shows a blue wall with a bare tree in a pot, and the table has a yellow tablecloth with two glasses, one red drink, and a plate.

The comic features a scene where a speaker is addressing a crowd sitting in rows of wooden pews. The text reads:

"DAD IS SURVIVED BY SEVEN CHILDREN AND FOURTEEN GRANDCHILDREN. AND, YES, MANY OF US WILL FOREVER BE HAUNTED BY IMAGES OF HIS NIGHTMARISH DEATH. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

CHICKENBUTT!"

There is a humorous contrast between the somber tone of the beginning and the unexpected punchline at the end.

**Panel 1:**

- **Character 1:** A man with short brown hair, wearing a green long-sleeve shirt, stands looking surprised. He has a nervous expression.

- Speech Bubble: "HEY THERE. YOU LOOKIN' FOR A GOOD TIME?"

- **Character 2:** A woman with long red hair, wearing a pink crop top and a black skirt, smiles suggestively.

- Speech Bubble: "UHH... SURE... I GUESS I COULD"

**Panel 2:**

- **Character 2:** Points towards the man with a playful smile.

- Speech Bubble: "BECAUSE I COULD SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME."

**Caption at the bottom:** "Seaworld's marketing strategies have gotten startlingly aggressive over the past few years."

**Comic Description:**

The scene is set in a casual indoor space, featuring a table with two cups of coffee. On the left, there is a woman with long, wavy yellow hair, wearing a pink shirt. She appears to be surprised or upset.

On the right, a man with short brown hair is wearing a blue shirt with a noticeable graphic on it. He is gesturing with one hand, speaking emphatically.

**Text:**
- Woman: "WHAT?! IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT YOU!"
- Man: "SUSAN! LOSE SOME GODDAMN WEIGHT!"
- Caption at the bottom: "It's about the other Susan I'm dating!"

**Comic Description:**

The comic features two characters: one is a bald, older man wearing glasses and a green shirt, and the other is a blonde woman lying on a couch, wearing a red sleeveless top.

**Text:**
- The older man says: "HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT YOUR EXTREME VULNERABILITY TO SUGGESTION MIGHT STEM FROM YOUR DESIRE TO SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT?"
- The woman responds: "OH MY GOD! OF COURSE!"

At the bottom, there is a caption: "Stephie had just realized the cure for cancer."

The overall scene appears humorous and light-hearted, conveying a playful interaction between the two characters.

Here's the transcription of the comic text:

**Panel 1:**
- Woman: "Hey honey... how was your day?"
- Man: "It was good."

**Panel 2:**
- Woman: "That's good... How was your day?"
- Man: "Yeah, it was good, good."

**Final text (smaller, at the bottom):**
- "…Slut."

**Comic Description:**

The comic features a chaotic scene with several characters reacting to a green, tentacled creature.

- **Panel 1**: A character on the left is shouting "ERKK!" with a distressed expression.
- **Panel 2**: Another character, with wide eyes and an open mouth, screams "AHHHH!"
- **Panel 3**: A third character exclaims "KWEKEGH!!!" while looking at the creature.
- **Panel 4**: The creature, resembling a bunny but with tentacles, looms large over the characters, eliciting curiosity and dread.
- **Text bubble from a character in the lower right**: "WAIT, WHY DOES IT HAVE TENTACLES?"

**Caption at the bottom**: "March 18, 1975: Lost Jennings and Turleton today. I’m beginning to wonder if the creation of this ‘Cadbury Bunny’ is worth the large and growing body count."

The comic panel features a scene with two characters. On the left, a blond man in a brown jacket and red tie is smiling and speaking, with “Hehe” written in yellow pop-up text next to him. He is looking at another character on the right, who has long gray hair and is wearing a blue shirt. This character is holding a cup and appears to be soliciting change.

Above the blond man, there is a speech bubble that reads: “CHANGE SIR?”

At the bottom of the panel, there is a caption that states: “It was times like these when Gene really appreciated being a shapeshifter.”

The comic features two characters in a conversation.

The first character, wearing a white headband and a medical coat, says:
"MR. ROBERTS, I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE... FLANCER. WAIT, THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT."

The second character, a man in a blue shirt, looks surprised and responds with:
"HUH..."

The scene is set in a room with green walls, and there are various items in the background, including framed pictures.

Here’s a detailed description of the comic:

**Panel Description:**
The comic features a superhero, identifiable by his costume which includes a blue shirt with a yellow emblem shaped like an "S" and a red cape. He has a thick moustache and is holding a cigarette, exhaling smoke. The background showcases a stylized city skyline with tall buildings and a purple and yellow color scheme.

**Text in the Comic:**
1. **Top Section:**
- The superhero is speaking: "KIDS, YOU SHOULDN'T SMOKE BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE SUPER LUNGS LIKE ME."

2. **Middle Section:**
- In a speech bubble that appears smaller, he adds: "MMM. THAT'S GOOD."

3. **Bottom Section:**
- A caption below the illustration reads: "Still, it was a lot more convincing than Batman's 'utility lung' explanation."

The overall tone is humorous and contrasts the idea of smoking as unhealthy with the superhero's exaggerated claim of having "super lungs."

**Comic Description:**

The comic features two characters in a kitchen setting.

- **Top Speech Bubble:** A woman with gray hair, wearing a purple dress, stands by a stove and asks, "ANY INTERESTING MAIL THIS MORNING, SON?"

- **Bottom Character:** A young man, seated and facing away from the viewer, is holding an envelope marked "DIE." He has short brown hair and appears to be looking somewhat perplexed.

- **Text Below the Characters:** "She could at least have the courtesy to change her handwriting."

The kitchen has a window with a bowl of fruit displayed on the sill. The background color is bright and cheerful, emphasizing the domestic setting. The overall tone of the comic juxtaposes the everyday banter with the dark humor of the letter.

Here's a detailed description of the comic:

**Panel Description:**

- **Top Text:** In bold letters, a character exclaims, "SEE! INOCULATION CAN BE FUN!"
- **Visual Elements:**
- A character wearing a red cap and a green shirt sits on an examination table.
- The character appears nervous, looking back towards another character.
- The second character, a doctor, is wearing sunglasses and a headlamp. They are holding a large syringe-like instrument and are smiling, suggesting enthusiasm.
- In the background, there is a diagram of a human figure with labeled parts (specifically "THE LUNGS" is visible) on a bulletin board.
- There are also some containers on a table or counter.

- **Sound Effects:** "TCH-CH!" is indicated, suggesting a mechanical or injection noise associated with the doctor's action.

- **Bottom Text:** A caption reads, "Dr. Stern's novelty syringes didn’t always go over as well as he'd hoped."

This description aims to convey the content and context of the comic for better understanding.

The comic panel shows a character dressed in a red and yellow outfit, expressing frustration. The speech bubble reads: "GYAH! IF ONLY THERE WERE AN EASIER WAY!" The character appears distressed while standing near a toilet that has sharp spikes inside it. Below the main image, there is a text that says: "Toilet technology has advanced a lot since Roman times."

**Comic Panel Description:**

The comic features two characters engaging in a playful exchange.

1. **Character 1 (Feminine):**
- Hair: Long, blonde.
- Expression: Smiling.
- Speech Bubble: "YOU'RE THE CUTEST!"

2. **Character 2 (Masculine):**
- Hair: Brown, with a slight wave.
- Expression: Playful smirk.
- Speech Bubble: "NO YOU ARE!"

3. **Repeated Dialogue:**
- Several speech bubbles in the background highlighting a back-and-forth exchange:
- "YOU ARE!"
- "NO YOU!"
- "NO YOU!"
- "NO YOU!"

4. **Bottom Text:**
- "The following day we conducted a formal double-blind study."
- "Turns out we were both wrong."

The overall visuals are colorful, with a blue background accentuating the dialogue between the characters.

Here's a detailed description of the comic:

**Panel 1:**
- A character with blonde hair and a yellow shirt has a quizzical expression, saying, "I GOT YOU SOMETHING!"
- The other character, who has reddish-orange hair and is wearing a green shirt, is smiling and holding a small box.

**Panel 2:**
- The blonde character responds with "HMMM..." in a thought bubble, looking at the box.
- The box is brown with a clasp and resting on the palm of the green-shirt character's hand.
- There is a small scratch sound effect, "scritch-a-scratch", written near the box.

**Caption at the bottom:**
"Every year, two weeks before our anniversary, Polly would sever my right hand. I love her, but the unoriginality is really starting to irk me."

The overall tone of the comic combines humor with a touch of frustration, highlighting the repetitive nature of their anniversary celebrations.

The comic depicts a scene with two characters at a table.

- The character on the left has long blonde hair and is facing away, her expression suggesting contemplation or frustration.
- The character on the right, a young man with short hair, is facing her and appears to be speaking. He wears a green and blue striped shirt.

The speech bubble from the young man reads: "SUSAN, RIGHT?"

At the bottom, a caption says: "The silver anniversary got off to a rocky start."

The background includes a decorative wall with a picture showing grapes, adding to the ambiance of the scene.

**Comic Description:**

1. **Panel 1:**
- A man with a partially exposed brain is gesturing with one hand raised to the side of his head. He has a distressed expression and is wearing a red shirt with a blue outline.
- Text: "THIS IS ABOUT MY PARTIALLY EXPOSED BRAIN, ISN'T IT!? ISN'T IT!?"

2. **Panel 2:**
- A woman with shoulder-length hair, wearing a purple shirt, is looking at the man with a frustrated expression. She has one hand raised, indicating she is trying to explain something.
- Text: "NORM, YOU KNOW VERY WELL IT IS NOT. THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS..."

3. **Caption at the bottom:**
- "Norm was right about why I left him. Fortunately, as expected, he died of blood loss well before I finished my bogus explanation."

The comic employs vibrant colors and exaggerated expressions to convey the emotional context of the dialogue. The overall tone blends humor and a darker theme.

The comic features two characters in an outdoor setting.

On the left, an alien with green skin and a tree-like head is wearing a bright red outfit. The alien is holding a weapon that resembles a sword and is expressing frustration with a speech bubble that says, "BLAST! THEIR IRON IS MUCH STRONGER THAN OUR BRONZE!"

On the right, a soldier dressed in camouflage is facing the alien, holding a weapon that looks like a metallic gun.

Above the image, there is a caption that reads, "The alien invaders were easily dispatched."

The background shows a blue sky with some clouds and several UFO-like objects flying above. The ground is green and grassy.

The comic features a scene with two characters. The first character, a man, is lounging on a yellow couch in the background with a relaxed demeanor. He is wearing a blue shirt and has a can of soda on a side table next to him.

In the foreground, a woman with curly hair and wearing a green shirt is facing the man, gesturing as she speaks. The dialogue reads:

"HONEY, I'M SORRY, I JUST DON'T SHARE YOUR PASSION FOR STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIES..."

To the side, there are three books stacked, titled:

- MARKED FOR DEAD
- OUT FOR DEAD
- HARD TO SIEGE

Additionally, at the bottom of the comic, the text states:

"The poison moved slowly, but would soon reach her heart."

The comic features a group of children standing in front of a brick wall. In the center, a boy is raising his arms and exclaiming:

"THAT'S RIGHT! I HAVE DOUBLE STIGMATA!"

To the left, there is a child with blond hair looking worried, with tears streaming down his face and a hand raised to his cheek, which has a noticeable green mark on it. The other children around appear curious and engaged in the conversation.

The comic features a stylized illustration of a person's face. They have long, light-colored hair on one side and a shadowed profile on the other.

At the bottom of the comic, the text reads:

"The weird thing about having two personalities is that it's not weird at all... jerk."

The comic features two characters in a park-like setting with trees in the background.

The text is as follows:

**Top panel:**
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is an ass."

**Character on the left:**
"OLÉ, MUTANT!"

**Character on the right:**
"Whoa!"

One character is dressed in a yellow shirt and blue pants, while the other is in a red shirt and beige pants. The character on the left appears enthusiastic, with a raised hand, while the character on the right seems surprised or taken aback.

The comic features two characters: one on the left with curly hair and wearing a green shirt, and another on the right wearing a red tank top and holding a green gym bag.

The text reads:

- **Speech bubble from the character on the right:** "AND IF YOU SIGN UP RIGHT NOW BOOYA! FREE GYM BAG!"
- **The character on the left is looking thoughtful or unsure.**
- **Below the panel, there's a caption:** "This is the crematorium for me!"

The overall theme suggests a humorous or exaggerated sales pitch related to gym memberships.

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**Panel Description**: The comic features a character named Steve standing in a dimly lit room. He has a worried expression on his face, with wide, yellow eyes. In his right hand, he holds an axe.

**Text Elements**:

- At the top left, there is a speech bubble from a red, cartoonish devil figure with small horns, saying, "KILL YOUR WIFE!!!"
- On the right, there is another speech bubble from a small, angelic figure with a halo and wings, suggesting, "KILL YOUR WIFE... NICELY?"

**Caption**: At the bottom of the panel, there is a caption that reads, "Steve was new at this."

The overall tone of the comic is darkly humorous, presenting a conflict between the devil and angel concerning how to approach a troubling situation.

The comic features a scene with two characters, Batman and the Joker.

In the top left corner, the text reads:

"WOW. THAT WAS EASY. WHAT DID YOU CALL THESE?"

Batman, depicted in a blue and gray costume with a muscular build, is shown holding a weapon with a sharp blade. He has a somewhat aggressive expression.

In the bottom right corner, the dialogue continues with Mary Marvel saying:

“Guns,” cooed Mary Marvel, as she took another slow drag off her hand-rolled cigarette.

The Joker, lying defeated on the ground, has a painted face with a sinister grin, but is now in a vulnerable position.

The background is colored with deep reds and contrasting shades, enhancing the dramatic atmosphere.

**Comic Text Description:**

1. **Panel 1:**
- A woman with blonde hair and a red shirt speaking. She is standing next to a man with orange hair, wearing a green shirt. The woman says:
- "HONEY, YOUR FATHER AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE DON'T BLAME YOU AT ALL FOR WHAT'S HAPPENED."

2. **Panel 2:**
- A close-up of a young man with brown hair, wearing a blue shirt. The young man replies:
- "I MEAN, HOW WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WERE PERSONALLY RUINING OUR MARRIAGE?"

The comic features two characters walking along a sidewalk. The character on the left is speaking, saying:

“AND THAT’S WHY MOST OF MY APPENDAGES ARE MADE OF DEADLY GREAT WHITE SHARKS!”

The other character, a woman with blonde hair in a purple outfit, has a thought bubble above her head that says:

“WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS?!”

At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption that reads:

“Stephie had just noticed the wedding ring.”

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**Setting:** The comic is set in a classroom environment, featuring a chalkboard on the wall. The background is yellow, which brightens up the scene.

**Character:** The character depicted is a young man with blonde hair. He is wearing a green shirt and blue pants. He stands facing the chalkboard, apparently pleased with himself.

**Text on Chalkboard:** The character is writing on the chalkboard, which displays the equation:
- "2 + 2 = [μ]"

**Speech Bubble:** Above the character, there is a speech bubble containing the text:
- "I'M A GENIUS!"

**Caption below the character:** The caption reads:
- "The truth is, 2 + 2 = 5. It’s just that every time someone tries to solve the problem, they make the same mistake."

**Footer Text:** At the bottom of the comic, there is another line that states:
- "Watch: 2 + 2 = 4. Dammit!"

The overall tone of the comic is humorous, suggesting a critique of misconceptions in logic or mathematics.

**Comic Description:**

The scene takes place in a courtroom. A judge, depicted with dark skin and a stern expression, is raising his hand and shouting a question. He is wearing a black robe, and in the background, there is a green drape and a courtroom setting.

Text from the judge:
"DIIIID... YOU KILL HER?!"

In response, a young man with blonde hair, dressed in a light-colored suit, is standing at the defense table, pointing and looking frustrated.

Text from the young man:
"FOR THE LAST TIME NO!"

At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption:
"The defense was going poorly."

**Comic Description:**

1. **Panel 1:**
- **Setting:** A beach with a bright sun, which has rays extending outward. The ocean is visible in the background.
- **Characters:**
- A man with short, curly hair, wearing a yellow shirt. He is excitedly pointing toward the sky.
- A woman with medium-length, straight hair, wearing a pink tank top. She looks surprised and is also looking up.
- **Text:**
- Man: "LOOK!"
- Man: "IT'S THE SECOND COMING!"
- Woman: "Ooh!"

2. **Panel 2:**
- **Sound Effects:** Three "snap" sounds indicating photo taking:
- "*snap!*"
- "*snap!*"
- "*snap!*"

3. **Panel 3:**
- **Images:** Three polaroid-style photos arranged in a slightly angled layout.
- **Photo 1:** Shows a distant view of a figure with flowing robes and a halo, similar to traditional depictions of Jesus Christ.
- **Photo 2:** A closer view of the same figure, emphasizing the serene expression.
- **Photo 3:** The figure is gesturing, possibly in a welcoming manner.
- **Text on Photos:**
- "01-10-03 11:59"
- "01-10-03 11:59"
- "01-10-03 11:59"

This comic depicts a humorous take on a religious theme with characters reacting dramatically to what they perceive as a significant event. The imagery reinforces the light-heartedness of the moment.

The comic features two characters engaged in a conversation.

**Character 1** (a man with curly brown hair, wearing a green shirt and blue pants) is standing in front of a refrigerator. He asks, "So... have you gotten to the laundry yet?"

**Character 2** (a woman with blond hair styled in pigtails, wearing a red top and beige shorts) is standing nearby. She responds enthusiastically, "NOPE!"

In the background, there’s a handwritten note on the refrigerator that reads:

**TO DO TODAY:**
- Get groceries
- Stop cheating on Bo (in reference to laundry)

The note is a little crumpled and written in an informal, casual style.

The comic features three characters sitting around a table, which displays gaming materials such as dice and sheets.

The dialogue is as follows:

1. The character on the left exclaims, "I ATTACK THE GOBLIN KING!"
2. A speech bubble from another character in a yellow shirt states: "THE GOBLIN KING IS SLAIN BY A FAT 28-YEAR OLD VIRGIN."
3. At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption that reads: "I guess dad didn’t really see the appeal of our 'Dungeons and Dragons' games."

The background includes a red "DON'T PANIC" poster and a blue window. The characters appear to be engaged in a tabletop role-playing game, illustrating a humorous moment.

**Comic Description:**

- **Panel 1:**
- A man with a concerned expression is speaking. He is wearing a headband, possibly indicating he is in a medical or care setting.
- He says: "SIR, YOUR WIFE... IS DECEASED."

- **Panel 2:**
- The second character, a man with blonde hair and a smile, responds cheerfully.
- He says: "OH, HEH, YOU'RE JUST READING IT WRONG. 'DECEASED' IS HER NAME."

- **Caption at the bottom:**
- A simple text reads: "Yes, that is also true."

The setting appears to be a lighthearted interaction following a misunderstanding about the term "deceased."

The comic features two characters. The first character, a man wearing a green shirt and blue pants, is kneeling with clasped hands, looking up and asking, "WILL YOU... MARRY ME?"

The second character, a woman with red-orange hair and wearing a pink top, responds enthusiastically with, "OF COURSE! OF COURSE I WILL!"

At the bottom, there’s a caption that reads, "Just checking."

Here’s the transcription of the text in the comic:

**Top Text:**
“I'M SORRY, BUT THE NAME HAS SIMPLY GOT TO CHANGE!”

**Middle Text:**
“DAMN YOUR POLITICS! IT'S JUST A GAME! THE NAME MEANS NOTHING!”

**Bottom Text:**
“Of course, Milton Bradley would be far more upset when he learned what new moniker lay in store for his favorite old-time classic, Worship-the-Fuhrer-opoly.”

The comic features two characters: one is wearing a yellow vest and looking frustrated, while the other is holding a sign with "NAHTZEE!" printed on it, appearing defensive. The background is a bright red, enhancing the tension in the dialogue.

**Comic Text Description:**

- **Top panel:** A woman with red hair, wearing a green shirt, is animatedly talking. She says: "WELL I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK! KILLKULON AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!"

- **Middle panel:** An older man in a light blue shirt with gray hair responds with a shocked expression, exclaiming: "OVER MY DEAD BODY!"

- **Bottom panel:** A caption reads: "Killkulon was Mary’s first cousin."

- **Visual Elements:** The setting appears to be a dining table with plates and utensils arranged neatly. There’s a yellow chair on the left side, suggesting someone is seated there.

In the comic, there is a scene featuring a detective sitting at a table. He has a yellowish blonde hairstyle and is wearing a brown coat with a red and black hat. The background includes a shadowy figure, seemingly looming ominously, along with a couple of windows showing a dark exterior.

On the table in front of the detective is a piece of paper with the text "YOU GUYS DID IT" written on it.

The detective is internally reflecting with a thought bubble that reads: “Be strong,” muttered the detective, “don’t fall for his head games.”

**Comic Description:**

The comic features two characters in a bright, cartoonish style.

1. **Character on the left (in red shirt):**
- Short brown hair.
- A slight frown.
- He has his left hand raised, as if in a gesture of shock or disbelief.

2. **Character on the right (in green shirt):**
- Long, curly blonde hair.
- He is animatedly gesturing with both arms, wearing a colorful shirt with a peace sign.
- He appears passionate and upset.

**Dialogue:**
- The character on the left says:
“HEY MAN! YOU CAN’T EAT THESE LOBSTERS! WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU?!”

- The character on the right responds:
“THOSE LOBSTERS KILLED MY FAMILY…”

**Caption at the bottom:**
“This was, of course, a lie. Most of my immediate family came out of the lobster attack relatively unscathed.”

**Comic Description:**

- **Panel 1:** A man with light brown hair and a green shirt stands with a worried expression. He is facing a boy with curly yellow hair wearing a yellow shirt. The man is saying, "JIMMY... I HOPE THIS IS WATER..."

- **Panel 2:** The boy, with a mischievous grin, responds, "SORRY UNCLE JACK! IT'S *NOT*," with emphasis on the word "NOT."

- **Background Elements:** There is a painting on the wall showing a bowl of bananas, and in front of the boy, there is a small green plant.

- **Bottom Caption:** "Uncle Jack had no immune system."

The overall tone of the comic is humorous, playing on a misunderstanding about the contents of a container.

**Comic Description:**

The comic features a kitchen scene.

**Panel 1:**
A man with short, light brown hair is wearing a red shirt and has a big smile on his face. He is holding a necklace with a pendant that reads "MINE FOREVER." Above him, there's a speech bubble that says, "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!"

**Panel 2:**
The background shows a kitchen with a sink, a blender on the countertop, and two blue pot holders hanging on the wall.

**Text Below:**
"Steve walked past Rhonda, and placed the necklace over the blender."

**Final Line:**
"Now the bitch knew where she stood."

The overall tone of the comic blends humor with a touch of sarcasm, emphasizing a dramatic interaction between the characters.

The comic features a scene with a news reporter speaking into a microphone. The reporter, depicted with brown hair and wearing a black suit, is commenting on a staring contest happening at a booth.

**Text in the comic:**

**Reporter:** "ISN'T THAT AMAZING, FOLKS. THEY'VE BEEN AT IT NON-STOP FOR NEARLY TWO MONTHS NOW!"

**Sign on booth:** "STARING CONTEST WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP DAY 59"

**Caption below the image:** "Needless to say, both participants had long since died."

The illustration features two participants in the staring contest: one with blond hair wearing a yellow shirt, and the other, wearing a green cap and shirt, sitting at the booth.

The comic features a bright red and yellow background, giving the impression of flames. In the center, there is a glass case with a sign on top that reads: "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS." Inside the case, there's a small stand with the message: "CALL 911!"

To the right, there is a character with short brown hair, wearing a green shirt, facing towards the emergency case. The expression on the character's face suggests concern or urgency as they look at the situation.

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**Panel Description:**
- The first panel features a sign that reads "FREE BASKET!" in bold, excited lettering at the top.
- Below the sign, a person (presumably a man) stands in front of a red and green display. He has short brown hair and is wearing a sleeveless shirt.
- The central focus is on a strange object in a basket, which appears to be wrapped in a purple blanket, revealing only a face with wide eyes and a neutral expression.
- The man has a surprised expression and is looking at the object. The text from him reads, "WAIT... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?"
- At the bottom of the panel, there is a price tag that states "BASKET $9.95".

This comic seems to play on absurdity and humor, contrasting the free sign with the unusual object in the basket.

The comic features a scene set in a graveyard. In the top panel, a man dressed as a priest raises his arms dramatically and exclaims, "AND NOW, RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!"

In the bottom panel, there is a caption that reads: "The only thing more uncomfortable than the ensuing ten-minute silence was the soft sound of bone tapping against wood."

The background shows a few gravestones and trees, contributing to the overall somber and humorous atmosphere of the scene.

The comic features a scene where Superman, dressed in a blue and red costume with a large "S" symbol on his chest, is riding a bicycle. He is yelling, "STOP CRIMINALS!" A sound effect bubble next to the bike reads "HONK! HONK!"

In the foreground, there are three characters. Two of them are wearing masks: one is in a black ski mask and the other has a red bandana covering his face. They are standing next to a third character, who has gray hair and is looking perplexed.

At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption that reads: "I just can’t take Superman as seriously since he lost his ability to fly."

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**Panel Description:**
- The scene takes place in a courtroom.
- On the left, a man with blond hair is seated, wearing a suit. He is gesturing with his right hand and has a neutral expression.
- In the center, a woman is standing with her fist raised, displaying an angry expression. She has long red hair and is wearing a pink shirt.
- Behind the woman is a wooden structure, likely a witness stand.

**Text:**
- The woman exclaims: "I DID NOT! KILL AND EAT MY HUSBAND!"
- The man responds: "That's fine ma'am, but we were talking about the plaintiff's husband."
- The woman replies: "NO COMMENT!"

The comic features a scene on a small, deserted island.

**Visual Elements:**
- The sky is bright with a yellow sun and a few fluffy white clouds.
- There's a green palm tree on the island, which has sandy ground and waves lapping at its shore.
- A man named Ralph sits on the beach looking contemplative. He has curly red hair and is wearing a red shirt and blue shorts.

**Text Elements:**
- In the foreground, there is a wooden box with the label: "FRUIT: 1 IN 6 IS POISON."
- Below the image, the caption reads: "After several agonizing days of soulsearching, Ralph finally opened the empty box."

Here is the transcription of the text from the comic:

**Panel 1:**
"8... 9... 10... READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!"

**Panel 2:**
"WAIT..."

**Panel 3:**
"WAS I SUPPOSED TO TAG THEM OUT, OR STAB THEM TO DEATH?"

**Caption below:**
"A very strange turn was about to befall our game of Hide and Stab."

The comic features the following text:

**Top Panel:**
- A character sitting cross-legged on a rock is saying: “DIVINE TRANSCENDENCE!”

**Middle Panel:**
- Two characters in red robes are standing to the side, snickering. They say: “SNICKER! SNICKER!”

**Bottom Panel:**
- Narrative text reads: “Tetsuo had been sitting on a syringe of morphine for just over seven hours now.”

The background includes mountains and trees, with a clear blue sky above.

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**Top Panel:**
"DAMMIT PRINCESS! YOU ONLY HALF-KISSED ME! YOU HAVE TO USE BOTH LIPS OR IT DOESN'T WORK!"

**Bottom Panel:**
"Baron Frogulus would pop up from time to time and critique the princess’s kissing technique."

**Additional Note:**
There is a small sound effect on the left that says "Ribb!!"

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**Visual Description:**
- **Setting:** The scene takes place in a living room with a gaming console and a television.
- **Characters:**
- **An adult male:** He is on the left side of the image, holding a video game controller and looking exuberant, with a broad smile. He has short hair and is wearing a light-colored shirt.
- **A child:** Positioned next to him, slightly turned toward him, with a happy expression. The child has yellow hair and is wearing a light-yellow shirt.
- **A woman:** On the right side of the comic, she has a neutral expression. She has orange hair and is wearing a blue shirt.

- **Television Screen:** Displays the text “PLAYER 1 WINS!!” along with a graphic showing a game scenario, possibly suggesting competition between characters.

**Text Description:**
- **Top Text (above the scene):**
- "OH YEAH! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?"

- **Bottom Text (caption):**
- "At first, I thought dad was just trying to be cool by using a modern colloquialism. But, as time wore on, he began to use the phrase even when he lost, sometimes adding “is it me... please?”"

This description captures the visual elements and textual content of the comic to facilitate understanding for all readers.

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The comic features two main characters in a colorful, cartoonish style.

1. **Panel 1**:
- A character on the left with short brown hair and a surprised expression. They are wearing a red shirt.
- Speech bubble above them: **"ZOIKS!"**
- A jagged line coming from the left (likely representing movement or action) leads to a toy figure.

2. **Panel 2**:
- A superhero figure resembling Batman, with a dark blue cape and suit, is positioned on the right side of the panel.
- The superhero has an assertive posture and an intense look on his face.
- Speech bubble from the superhero: **"DROP IT CREEPAZOID!"**
- The superhero is striking at the toy figure, depicted with the sound effect: **"THWACK!"** in a stylized font coming from the impact.

3. **Caption at the bottom**:
- Text reads: **"When a toy company infringes on your copyrights without paying out royalties, there's only one place you can find justice - the streets."**

The overall theme conveys action and humor regarding copyright issues in a playful superhero context.

The comic features a dialogue bubble from a man in a suit on the left, who is saying:

"HONEY, I'M HO- OH GEEZ. NOW, SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING OUR MARRIAGE COUNSELOR WAS TALKING ABOUT."

In the background, there is a bed with sheets covering two people, one of whom is a woman and the other is a man. The setting includes walls painted in green and blue. The tone suggests a humorous and awkward situation related to a marriage counseling discussion.

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**Panel 1:**
An older man, wearing glasses and a yellow shirt, is speaking enthusiastically. He has gray hair and is gesturing with one hand. The text in a speech bubble reads: "SOMEDAY SON, YOU COULD BE VICE-PRESIDENT!"

**Panel 2:**
The older man continues, raising his other hand, with the text: "OR MAYBE PRESIDENT!"

**Panel 3:**
A young boy, with short, orange hair and wearing a blue shirt, looks surprised. He raises one hand and laughs, with the text: "YOU! THE PRESIDENT? AHAHAHAHAHA!"

**Caption at the bottom:**
"Billy had been born in Canada."

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The comic features a professor standing at the front, looking frustrated with an animated expression. He is depicted with short, light-colored hair and wearing a yellow shirt with the sleeves rolled up, along with beige pants. He is pointing while addressing an unseen group of students, who are seen as dark silhouettes in the bottom half of the panel.

The text reads:

**Professor:**
"ALRIGHT MORONS, WE ARE JUST GOING TO SIT HERE UNTIL I FIND OUT WHO FILED A STUDENT COMPLAINT AGAINST ME!"

In a speech bubble, he directs his accusation:
"WAS IT YOU, FATTY?!"

Another speech bubble follows:
"OR WAS IT THE UGLY GIRL?!"

At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption that explains the context:
"Due to a clerical error, professor Sanders received his first ever student complaint one week before he was up for tenure."

The background is a solid red, enhancing the tense atmosphere of the scene.

Here’s the transcription of the comic:

**Top Panel:**
"WELCOME TO HEAVEN, TODD. HERE'S YOUR CORNEA SCRAPER!"

**Bottom Panel:**
"I'M GLAD I NEVER SINNED. I HEAR THE CORNEA SCRAPERS IN HELL AREN'T NEARLY AS EFFECTIVE."

The comic features four characters in a hospital setting.

1. The doctor, wearing scrubs and a surgical mask, is holding a newborn baby. He is saying, "IT'S A BOY!"
2. Another character, also in scrubs, raises a finger and exclaims, "DIBS!"
3. A third character, dressed in a green shirt, looks on with a surprised expression, while the fourth character, a person lying on a hospital bed, has bright orange hair and expresses frustration with a thought bubble that says, "DAMN!"

The background is a solid pink color.

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The comic features a bright, cartoonish graveyard scene under a blue sky with a few clouds. In the foreground, there is a character sitting casually on the ground, leaning back on their arms and smiling. They are holding a beer bottle in one hand. The character has short hair and is wearing a short-sleeve shirt and light pants.

In front of the character is a gravestone marked with the name "FRED", along with the years "1939 - 2002". The character appears to be addressing Fred, recalling good times together.

The text in the comic includes:

- **Top Speech Bubble:** “WELL FRED, WE SURE HAD A LOT OF GREAT TIMES, DIDN'T WE?”

- **Footnote Text:** “Fred and I love finding gravestones with our names on them and reminiscing about as if one of us were dead.”

- **Bottom Text:** “Well, that is we did, until Fred passed away back in 2002.”

The overall tone of the comic combines humor with a sense of nostalgia. The visuals and speech express a lighthearted approach to the theme of mortality.

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**Panel Description:**

- **Foreground:** A mailbox labeled "MAIL" is prominently placed in the center.
- **Characters:**
- A man in armor, struggling with swords sticking out of him, is emerging from the ground, reaching towards the mailbox. His expression shows determination and pain.
- To the left stands a woman with blonde hair, looking at the scene with a hint of concern.
- To the right, a man with dark hair is standing, observing the situation with an incredulous expression.

**Text:**
- A large speech bubble from the armored man reads: "The... MAIL... MUST... GET... THROUGH!"
- Below the scene, there is a caption: "Secretly, Ed wondered if there were an easier way to deliver mail-order weaponry."

This description captures the visual elements and text present in the comic while making it accessible.

**Comic Description:**

In a brightly colored kitchen, a woman with long blonde hair sits with a slightly worried expression, looking at a man standing across from her. The man has short, spiky hair and is wearing a yellow shirt and blue shorts. He is animatedly speaking while holding two phone receivers in one hand.

**Text in Speech Bubbles:**
- Woman: "HOW'D IT GO?"
- Man: "WELL, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING NEGATIVE!"

**Text Below the Image:**
"I guess my humor wasn’t taking the edge off my syphilis test results."

The background features a green kitchen cabinet and a checkered black-and-white floor. The overall tone is light and humorous despite the serious subject matter.

The comic features a scene titled "Tunnel of Love," depicted as a large red heart-shaped entrance.

In the upper left, a character exclaims, "OH FRED! THIS IS SO ROMANTIC!"

In the lower section, another character says, “Wait, this isn’t the Tunnel of Hate. She’s getting mixed signals!”

Two characters are seen in a small boat, suggesting a playful and humorous tone.

The comic features a man with curly hair and a suit, holding a microphone. He appears to be delivering a dramatic narrative. The characters in his speech are not visible; the focus is on his dialogue.

The text in the comic reads:

**Speech Bubble:**
"AND THEIR YOUNG LIVES WERE TRAGICALLY CUT SHORT AS THE BLAZING INFERNO CONSUMED..."

**Caption Below:**
"Not. Wearing. Pants."

In the background, there is a simple illustration of a wall and a green vehicle. The overall tone juxtaposes serious commentary with a humorous twist regarding the man's attire.

The comic features two characters, one with blonde hair and the other with brown hair, situated on either side of the panel. The background is a solid blue. The text bubbles contain the following dialogue:

1. Character on the left: "HONEY, I WANTED TO SAY—"
2. Character on the right: "OH, HEH..."
3. Left: "I HAVE TO TELL YOU—"
4. Right: "WE KEEP SAYING THE SAME—"
5. Left: "I... ALRIGHT—"
6. Right: "OKAY, I—"
7. Left: "YOU FIRST!"
8. Right: "NO, YOU FIRST!"
9. Both characters: "MY WATER BROKE."
10. Left: "I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE."

The dialogue captures a humorous exchange between the characters, culminating in the unexpected announcement of a significant event.

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**Panel 1:**
Sitting on a therapist's couch, a young man with short, orange hair wearing a green shirt and blue pants looks somewhat apprehensive. The therapist, a woman with red hair in a bob cut and wearing a suit, sits in a chair holding a yellow notepad.

**Therapist:** "So, tell me - what are your feelings toward your mother?"

**Young man:** "I don't think that's really a fair question..."

**Caption at the bottom:** "Never get psychoanalyzed by a parent."

**Comic Description:**

The comic depicts a man dressed in historical armor, standing on a sandy beach. He has a mustache and a cape, and he is holding a flagstaff with the Union Jack (British flag) attached. In the background, there are ships sailing on the water under a blue sky with clouds.

**Text in the Comic:**
- **Top Speech Bubble:** “I CLAIM THIS LAND FOR PORTUG—”
- **Next Speech Bubble:** “WHAT THE?!”
- **Bottom Speech Bubble:** “DAMMIT! WHO SWITCHED THE FLAG?”
- **Caption at the Bottom:** “The British Empire grew rapidly.”

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**Top panel:**
- Teacher: "AS SOCRATES ONCE SAID, 'MWRAU RAGHGRA! MARARR-R- RAGH!'"

**Bottom panel:**
- Student: "MWAHHH!"

**Caption at the bottom:**
"What if Socrates had been a bear?"

The setting features a teacher animatedly gesturing in front of a blackboard, with students seated in front of him.

Here’s a detailed description of the comic:

**Panel Description:**
- The comic features two characters.
- On the left, a person with short hair and a neutral expression is saying, "MY HEAD HURTS A LITTLE."
- In the center, another character with spiky orange hair is enthusiastically shouting, "HOW ABOUT SOME TYLENOL!?" This character is holding a container labeled "RAT POISON."
- The background color is a bright red, emphasizing the comic's humor.
- At the bottom, there is a caption that reads, "It's tough having Lloyd as a roommate. On the plus side, now I know why my wife is dead."

The text conveys a dark, humorous situation involving a misunderstanding about medication. The exaggerated expressions contribute to the comedic aspect.

**Comic Description:**

The comic features a bright and colorful interior of a home.

**Panel Details:**
- **Character 1 (left)**: A man with light brown hair and a joyful expression, wearing a green shirt and blue pants. He is laughing and saying, "HA!" while pointing his finger upwards.
- **Character 2 (right)**: A woman with blonde hair, dressed in a pink top and a gray skirt. She stands with her arms crossed, looking at the man with a somewhat surprised or concerned expression.
- **Dog (center)**: A brown dog is in mid-air, with its body angled towards the ground. The man’s foot is in position to kick the dog, making it appear startled. The word "BARK!" is depicted near the dog’s head.
- **Text at the bottom**: “I’m beginning to wonder if Fred had an ulterior motive in buying me a puppy for Christmas.”

**Visual Elements:**
- The background contains a fish tank and plant decorations in the room, and the whole scene is depicted in a cartoonish style with bold outlines and bright colors.

The comic features a character lying on the ground, looking up at the sky.

**Top caption:**
"NATURE IS SO AMAZING... LOOK AT THAT CLOUD. IT’S SHAPED JUST LIKE A CRASHING PLANE."

**Dialogue bubbles:**
- From the character: "WAIT A MINUTE!"
- A second bubble: "OH NO!"

**Bottom caption:**
"Fred had forgotten his wife's birthday."

The scene has a colorful background with purple mountains and green grass. The character has light skin and is dressed in a red shirt.

Certainly! Here’s a transcription of the text from the comic:

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**Panel 1:**
*Text at the top:* "IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU."

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**Panel 2:**
*Text in speech bubble:* "RUN! SHE'S TOO FAT! RUN BEFORE SHE EATS YOU!"

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**Panel 3:**
*Text in speech bubble:* "SHUTUP RODNEY!"

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**Panel 4:**
*Text in speech bubble:* "YOU SHUTUP!"

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**Panel 5:**
*Text in speech bubble:* "NO YOU SHUTUP!"

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**Panel 6:**
*Text in narration box:* "Shirley glanced about nervously, beginning to sweat all over. 'Geez, this is awkward,' she muttered to herself, 'Why won't he just let Rodney talk?'"

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Here’s a detailed and accurate description of the comic:

- **Title Banner**: At the top, there is a banner that reads "SENIORS BINGO NIGHT."

- **Scene**: The setting is a crowded bingo hall filled with several tables and attendees. The audience appears to be excited and engaged in the game, with multiple participants shouting "BINGO!" at the same time.

- **Character**: In the foreground, a person (presumably the bingo caller) is standing at a table, holding a microphone and looking concerned. This character has a bald head and is dressed in a long-sleeved shirt.

- **Text Quote**: The character says: "OH GOD... THEY SOLD US A DEFECTIVE KIT... BE COOL. STAY CALM... HOW MANY TOASTERS DO WE HAVE?"

- **Caption**: At the bottom, there is a caption that reads: "Even the most senile of players would remember the ensuing bloodbath for well over 20 minutes."

Overall, the comic conveys a humorous and chaotic atmosphere associated with a bingo night gone awry.

The comic features two characters in a park setting.

**Text Above Characters:**
1. Male character with orange hair and a blue shirt says:
"EXCUSE ME, I JUST SAW YOU WALK BY, AND I... I JUST... DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?"

**Text Below Characters:**
2. Narration box states:
"In my excitement, I hadn’t noticed the seeing eye dog."

**Scene Description:**
- The background includes green trees and a pathway. The female character with long blonde hair and a purple top stands next to a fence. The male character has an expression of eagerness as he gestures while speaking.

**Comic Description:**

1. **Panel 1:**
- **Text:** "I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME! SCOUTS HONOR!"
- **Visual Elements:** A courtroom scene where a man on the stand is passionately defending himself. He has his right hand raised, and his expression is urgent. Behind him is a judge, calm and composed. Above them, a speech bubble containing the word "GASP!" and below it, a whispering crowd sound effect with "murmur murm, murm…"

2. **Panel 2:**
- **Text:** "A hush fell over the jury. Foreman Susie squinted in the defendant’s direction, rolling her loyalty badge over and over in her right hand."
- **Visual Elements:** The jury box is depicted, with an array of jurors looking towards the defendant. Foreman Susie, positioned prominently, is frowning slightly as she holds a badge. The setting exudes tension.

3. **Panel 3:**
- **Text:** "Alright," she whispered to herself, "I’ll hear his story. But, if he’s lying, he’ll fry for this."
- **Visual Elements:** A close-up of Foreman Susie as she whispers to herself, her expression determined. The panel conveys her resolve to seek truth amidst the dramatic courtroom atmosphere.

**Overall Tone:** The comic presents a dramatic and suspenseful courtroom scene, blending urgency and tension with a hint of humor through Susie's internal dialogue. The characters are expressive, enhancing the emotional weight of the moment.

**Panel Description:**
The comic features a scene with a red background. On the left, there’s a cartoonish character representing a man who looks surprised and concerned. He has short brown hair and is wearing a simple shirt. On the right stands a figure representing Death, depicted wearing a dark hooded cloak and holding a scythe. Death has a skeletal hand and a skull face.

**Text:**
- Death (speech bubble): "DEATH!"
- Steve (speech bubble): "STEVE! I HAVE COME FOR YOU!"
- Steve (speech bubble): "OH NO!"
- Steve (speech bubble): "WAIT... IS TODAY THE 24TH OR 25TH?"
- Death (speech bubble): "24TH"
- Steve (speech bubble): "OH... NEVERMIND."

Here's the detailed description of the comic panel:

The comic features a dialogue between two characters.

1. **Panel Text**: "No, Santa isn't real. He hasn't been real since December 24th, 1986."

2. **Character Descriptions**:
- **First Character**: A child named Bobby, who appears to be surprised or confused.
- **Second Character**: An adult, standing and speaking to Bobby, dressed in a blue shirt. They have an assertive expression, trying to convey that Santa is not real.
- **Background Character**: There’s another figure dressed in a Santa costume, sitting down and looking at a list or papers.

3. **Speech Bubbles**:
- The adult says: "Bobby, I think you’re old enough now to know—Santa isn’t real."
- Bobby responds with: "But he just—"
- The adult interrupts Bobby with a loud, emphatic, yellow speech bubble stating: "YOU SAW NOTHING!"
- In the background, the figure dressed as Santa seems to be mumbling, as indicated by the text: "MMF! MMF!"

The overall tone of the comic is humorous, depicting a moment of revelation and denial.

The comic panel features an animated scene with two characters.

- On the left, there's a woman with orange hair, wearing a green shirt and a red skirt, sitting and looking toward the right side of the panel.

- On the right, there’s a man dressed in a yellow jacket and a brown hat with a red band. He is holding a newspaper in one hand and raising the other hand, exclaiming loudly.

The dialogue coming from the man says: "THIS JUST IN!"

The newspaper he's holding has the headline: "BLIND DATE RAISES UNREASONABLY HIGH STANDARDS BASED ON OWN APPEARANCE."

At the bottom of the newspaper, there is a caption: "YANKEES EXCEED PENALTY."

The background is a simple blue, contrasting with the colorful characters.

Here’s the transcription of the text from the comic:

1. **Teacher (in a speech bubble):**
"CLASS, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I DIDN'T USE THE LETTER-BASED SYSTEM TO GRADE YOUR PAPERS. I THINK IT'S A SILLY, UNREALISTIC METHOD. I MEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST BOIL AN INDIVIDUAL DOWN TO AN A- OR A B+, CAN YOU?"

2. **Teacher (continuing):**
"ANYWAY, HERE ARE YOUR PAPERS, BILLY ANDERSON?"

3. **Billy (in a speech bubble):**
"HERE!"

4. **Paper submission (visible paper):**
"STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!"

The comic features two characters in a romantic scenario.

**Top Text:**
- Character (man): "SUSAN, WILL YOU MARRY ME?"

**Middle Text:**
- Character (woman): "OH JOHNNY! YES! YES!"

**Bottom Text:**
- Narration: "Three-thousand dollars later, it’s still the best prank I ever pulled on my twin brother."

The background includes a bright yellow sky and green trees, setting a cheerful scene.

The comic depicts a cheerful scene with several characters in the background and a prominent central figure.

**Text:**

1. The central character, a person with blonde hair wearing a red shirt, is saying, "I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE..."
2. In response, another character says, "Alright!"
3. A group of characters, appearing excited, exclaims, "WE KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!"
4. One character joyfully shouts, "YEH!"
5. Another character from the group says, "WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU, SON!"

**Caption:**
"Steve would later claim he was speaking exclusively to the third cigarette from the left."

The comic uses bright colors and expressive characters to convey a humorous and celebratory atmosphere.

Here's the transcription of the comic:

**Top Text (above a woman with brown hair):**
"HI HONEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY -"

**In the middle (with effects around):**
"SWISH!"

**(to the right, a bald man looks unimpressed):**

**Bottom Text:**
"Apparently, Ed wasn’t very impressed with my new haircut."

**Comic Description:**

The comic features a scene in a child's bedroom. A young girl with blonde hair, wearing a purple shirt, is sitting on her bed, holding a teddy bear. She's looking towards a closet, and her expression is alarmed.

**Text in Speech Bubble:**
"DADDY! THERE'S A MONSTER IN MY CLOSET!"

In the background, an adult man with a bald head is standing in a doorway, looking surprised.

**Text in Speech Bubble:**
"A MONSTER?!"

At the bottom of the comic, there's a caption that reads:
"Fortunately, Susie's doors lock from the outside."

The room is dimly lit, and there's a colorful rug on the floor, adding to the cozy yet spooky atmosphere.

**Comic Description:**

- **Top Panel:**
- Two characters, a man with blonde hair and a woman with brown hair, are standing together on the left side, looking up excitedly.
- The woman is wearing an orange shirt, and the man is in a red shirt with black details.
- A stork is flying above them, carrying a baby in a cloth bag attached to its beak.
- The speech bubble from the stork says: "THE STORK! OUR SON IS HERE!"

- **Bottom Panel:**
- A text caption reads: "We were both glad when the stork finally gave back our baby."

Here’s the transcription of the text from the comic:

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**Panel 1:**
Doctor: "HERE YOU ARE, MRS. SANDERSON."

**Panel 2:**
Mrs. Sanderson: "OH THANK YOU DOCTOR, I... WAIT, DIDN'T I GIVE BIRTH TO A HUMAN BABY?"

**Panel 3:**
Thought bubble: "UH OH. SHE CAN'T KNOW THAT YOU LOST THE BABY. OH GOD, SHE'S LOOKING AT YOU! QUICK! SAY SOMETHING CLEVER!"

**Panel 4:**
Doctor: "Uhhh... No?"

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

**Character 1 (doctor)**: "DOC! I'M HAVIN' THESE REALLY BAD ERK CHEST PAINS!"

**Character 2 (patient)**: "WOW. CHEST PAINS. THAT'S REAL ORIGINAL."

**Text at the bottom**: "CREATIVITY 21 WEEKS TO LIVE 1 STYLE 1.5"

The comic features two characters, a doctor and a patient, in a doctor's office. The doctor appears concerned or slightly sarcastic while the patient expresses distress. There is a clipboard on the wall that has the creativity text.

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**Top Panel:**
"THEY'RE SINGING, THEY'RE SINGING!
THEY'RE ACTUALLY SINGING!
THEIR CAROLERS STILL CAROLING,
THEIR SLEIGH BELLS STILL RINGING."

"THEY'RE DANCING A DANCE!
THEY'RE SINGIN' A SONG!
COULD IT BE I'VE
MISJUDGED CHRISTMAS LOVE
ALL ALONG?"

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**Bottom Panel:**
"The Grinch was, however, still refusing
to give back either Thanksgiving or Easter."

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The comic features two characters engaged in a conversation.

**Text Description:**

- The first character (a patient with brown hair) is facing the second character (a doctor in scrubs).
- The doctor is wearing a surgical mask and glasses, and he appears to be gesturing with his hands as he speaks.

**Dialogue:**
- **Doctor:** "HEY, LET'S NOT DWELL ON THE NEGATIVES HERE, OKAY? SEVERAL PARTS OF YOUR SURGERY WEREN'T DONE CORRECTLY."

The background is a light green color, and the doctor is positioned on the right side of the panel, while the patient is on the left.

**Comic Description:**

**Panel 1:**
- Background: A bright green wall.
- Foreground: A man sitting at a table looking perplexed. He has short brown hair and is wearing a blue shirt with a yellow collar.
- To the left of him, there is a small demon-like figure with wings, colored red. The demon is exclaiming "KILL THE CHILDREN!"
- In the upper right corner, there's a small yellow car with the words "DRIVE A CIVIC!" coming out of it in a speech bubble.

**Text Below:**
"The advent of psychic advertising was not without its drawbacks."

**Final Text:**
"Fortunately, Ted soon figured out a way to combine the two viewpoints."

The comic features two characters sitting at a table. One character, dressed in a suit, has a frustrated expression. The other character, wearing a military uniform and a green beret, looks serious.

The text in the comic reads:
- First character: "DAMN."
- Second character: "HEADS."
- First character: "DAMN."

At the bottom of the comic, it states: "Thus began the Cold War."

The scene is set with a dark background and a light illuminating the characters. There are also two coffee cups on the table, along with a coffee pot.

**Comic Description:**

The comic features two characters in a humorous confrontation. The foreground character is dressed as Batman, depicted with a blue costume and a large yellow bat symbol on his chest. His costume is stained with blood, adding to a darkly comedic tone. He has a wide smile and is gesturing dramatically with his hands.

The second character, looking somewhat confused or amused, holds a gun that appears to be aimed at Batman. This character is drawn in more casual clothing, with short hair and a yellow shirt.

**Text:**
1. Batman says: "YOU'RE SERIOUSLY USING KRYPTONITE BULLETS?! THAT'S SUPERMAN'S WEAKNESS, YOU IDIOT! AHAHAA! GHAK!"
2. The other character responds: "HA!"
3. At the bottom, a caption reads: "So, yeah, the funeral will be on Friday."

The background color is a bright orange, contrasting with the characters' colors and enhancing the comedic effect. The overall style is cartoonish, with exaggerated expressions and lively colors.

**Comic Description:**

In this comic panel, we see a vibrant, cartoon-style illustration on a football field.

- **Top Text**: A speech bubble from a character reads, "OH YEAH!"
- **Central Action**: A football player wearing a blue jersey (number 6) is jumping in mid-air, catching a football. He has a determined look and is reaching out with both hands to secure the ball.
- **Background Characters**: On the left, another player in a blue jersey (number 1) is visible, along with a few teammates in similar blue gear. On the right, a player in a gold jersey is trying to defend against the catch but is positioned on the ground.
- **Goal Post**: In the background, a football goal post is seen, with the sky colored blue.
- **Bottom Text**: The caption reads, "It wasn't the play we'd rehearsed, but before you knew it, I was wide open in the end zone."

The overall scene conveys excitement and spontaneity in a football game.

**Comic Description:**

- **Scene:** The comic depicts a humorous situation about a work environment and a change in Disneyland attractions.

- **Top Panel:**
- A character is shown sitting in front of a computer with a headset.
- They have a cheerful expression and are raising one hand.
- Text (with musical notes): "THIS REALLY ISN'T WHERE I WANTED TO BE AT AGE 40!"

- **Next to the computer character:**
- Another character, dressed formally in a suit, is depicted standing and looking annoyed.
- Text: "GET BACK TO WORK YOU IDIOT!"

- **Bottom Panel:**
- Text at the bottom reads:
"In 2011, in a bid to appeal more to adult audiences, Disneyland replaces 'It’s a Small World' with 'It’s a Cold And Unforgiving Hell.'"

**Overall Composition:**
- The comic uses a blend of humor and commentary on work life and changes in entertainment, with exaggerated expressions to convey emotions. The style is cartoonish and colorful.

The comic features a scene where a woman, presumably a mother, is speaking to a child who appears to be anxious or scared. The text reads:

"Sweetie, please try to sleep. There's no man in your closet. See, there's the corpse of the guy who WAS there. But now he's dead, so you can relax."

The background shows a blue wall, and the woman, dressed in a yellow shirt and pink skirt, is seated in a chair beside the child's bed. The child, with curly red hair, looks at her, seemingly in disbelief. The dialogue conveys a darkly humorous take on comforting a child.

The comic features two characters sitting at a table. One character, a woman with long orange hair, is facing the other character, a man with short brown hair.

The man is speaking and says:

"LISTEN, IT'S NOT ANYTHING ANYONE DID. I THINK WE'VE BOTH JUST CHANGED A LOT, YOU KNOW? FOR EXAMPLE, I NOW HATE YOU."

Both characters are depicted with simple expressions: the woman looks somewhat surprised or concerned, while the man appears more relaxed but assertive. The background is a gradient of blue, and the table has two plates of food, a glass, and a mug.

**Comic Description**:

The comic features two characters, a man and a woman. The man is wearing a black tuxedo with a white shirt. He has short, light brown hair and is holding a piece of paper in his left hand. He looks towards the woman with a somewhat awkward expression as he speaks.

The speech bubble from the man contains the following text:
“I WAS HOPING YOU COULD, LIKE, LOSE SOME WEIGHT...”

The woman, who has long blonde hair, is facing the man slightly, but her expression is not clearly visible. She is dressed in a light-colored outfit.

At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption that reads:
"Todd's wedding vows were less than inspired."

The background has a simple design with a gradient, transitioning from light purple to darker purple, creating a contrasting backdrop for the characters.

The comic features a scene depicting a seemingly absurd and humorous situation.

**Description:**
- A character named Todd is seated at a table, facing forward.
- Todd's head is missing, and instead, there is a stream of blood spattering upwards from where his head would be.
- He is wearing a blue shirt and a red bib or scarf.
- The table has a large piece of meat (presumably a roast) that is bloody and disheveled, indicating something messy has just occurred.
- Next to the meat, there’s a small bowl that appears to contain liquid, perhaps sauce.
- To the right of Todd, there is a bowl with a spoon.
- In the background, there are two framed pictures on the walls—a landscape and a bowl of food—along with a vase of flowers on a side table.

**Text:**
At the bottom, the text reads: "Todd was really bad with spoons."

This humorous commentary plays on the visual absurdity of the scene.

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**Panel Text:**
- A man with brown hair and a blue shirt holding a newspaper points a revolver at a boy with brown hair in a green shirt.
- The man is saying, "MOUTH CLOSED."
- The sound effect of a gun clicking is shown as "click."

**Caption:**
"I know my parenting seems a little unorthodox, but I'm sorry, the 9 millimeter just wasn't getting the job done."

The setting includes a green room with large windows showing a landscape outside, a table with a cup and saucer, a glass of liquid, and a plate of food.

**Panel 1:**
A boy with short, light-brown hair and a cheerful expression sits at a table with a chessboard. He wears a red shirt. He exclaims, "CHECKMATE MR. KASPAROV!"

**Panel 2:**
An adult man, facing away from the viewer, responds enthusiastically, saying "AMAZING!" He has short dark hair and is wearing a blue shirt.

**Caption (below the panels):**
"None of the other children could match Billy's ability to say 'Checkmate.'"

Here's the transcription of the text in the comic:

Panel 1:
A woman says: "Sweetie, I know it's not the nightlight you wanted, but Daddy spent all weekend making it, so you'll just have to LEARN TO LIKE IT, okay?"

Panel 2:
A small sign or object shows the text: "YOU WILL DIE SOON" with a skull illustration.

**Comic Description:**

The comic features two characters in a tense conversation.

**Panel 1:**
- **Character 1 (male):** A bald man with a frown, looking agitated, is saying, "I can't believe after 14 years of marriage I catch you cheating on me!"
- **Background:** The background is bright yellow, creating a dramatic contrast.

**Panel 2:**
- **Character 2 (female):** A woman with shoulder-length hair, looking somewhat defensive with her hands raised, replies, "Would you relax? I told you – I was hoping you were dead!"
- **Background:** The same bright yellow background continues.

The overall feel of the comic is intense, illustrating a confrontation between the two characters.

The comic features two characters engaged in a conversation.

1. The first character, a woman with orange hair, wearing a pink shirt, says:
"I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T BE WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN THIS!"

2. The second character, a man with short hair, has a somewhat surprised expression. The focus is on the woman's hand, which holds a name tag that reads "I SMELL."

At the bottom of the comic, there's a caption that reads:
"What if it wasn’t a cross that Jesus was put on?"

The background is a solid green, contrasting with the characters' colors.

**Comic Text Description:**

- **Panel 1:**
- **Text in a speech bubble:** "YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME, DOCTOR APOCALYPSE!"

- **Panel 2:**
- **Text in a speech bubble (from Doctor Apocalypse):** "OH WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT TURBO-JERK! HAHA!"
- **Background text (large, exaggerated lettering):** "HAHAHAHAHA!"

- **Panel 3:**
- **Text beneath the panels:** "Turboman killed a whole lot of toddlers before Doctor Apocalypse was able to stop him."

Here’s a detailed description of the comic:

**Panel Description:**
- The comic features two characters in the foreground.
- The character on the left, a woman, has medium-length wavy hair, is wearing a light shirt and expresses a shocked or pained emotion, with her mouth open in a yell.
- The character on the right, a man, has short hair and is wearing a green shirt. He has a smug or satisfied expression and appears to be leaning towards the woman.
- There are speech bubbles above them:
- The woman is yelling, “OW! OW! OKAY, OKAY! I’LL DO IT!”
- The man emits a growling sound represented as “H-R-R-R-GH! H-R-R-R-GH!” in a large, yellow speech bubble.

**Bottom Caption:**
- At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption: “And that, son, is how I convinced your mother to marry me.”

**Background:**
- The background consists of a blue gradient, giving a dynamic feel to the scene.

This description aims to capture the visual elements accurately while providing context for better understanding.

The comic features a scene with two characters.

1. **Top Text**: "The Jehovah’s Witnesses have gotten a lot more converts this year."
2. **Character Dialogue**: One character, visibly aggressive, is saying, “YEH’ WELL HOW ABOUT NOW?! HUH?!” This character is holding a gun towards another character, who looks alarmed.

The background is bright yellow, adding to the intense atmosphere of the moment. The character holding the gun has an intense expression, while the person with the shocked face appears worried.

The comic shows a character with a slightly anxious expression, holding a large kitchen knife, looking at a television. The character is wearing a blue shirt and has light hair, with exaggerated, large eyes conveying a sense of nervousness.

The text reads:

"BUT I DON'T WANNA KILL MY FAMILY... NO!... NO I SHOULDN'T. I-I'LL JUST WATCH A LITTLE TV. YEAH. THAT'S IT. NICE RELAXING TV..."

In the lower part of the comic, there is a television set displaying a checkmark symbol along with the text:

"JUST DO IT."

Here is a transcription of the text from the comic:

**Top text:**
"AND MY CLIENT WILL CONTEND THAT HE IN FACT SAID 'I DUE' - D-U-E."

**Middle text:**
"GASP!"

**Bottom text:**
"And that’s why I don’t pay child support!"

**Visual Description:**
The scene is set in a courtroom. A man in a blue suit is gesturing as he speaks, while a woman with blonde hair and a woman with dark hair are turned towards him with expressions of surprise. In the background, a judge can be seen at the bench. The overall tone is humorous.

Here’s the transcription of the text from the comic:

**Panel 1:**
*Text above a man speaking*: "AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF RELEASED?"

**Panel 2:**
*The man, who is wearing an orange shirt, responds*: "EAT YOUR CHILDREN!"

**Bottom text:**
"The probation board found Toddler-Eatin’ Ted’s honesty very refreshing."

The comic features the following text:

**Panel 1:**
A character in the foreground has a serious expression and clenched fists. Above them is a speech bubble that reads:
“HEY WAIT! I’M NOT DEAD!”

**Panel 2:**
In the background, another character, likely a funeral director or officiant, is gesturing animatedly, holding a pen. He has an amused expression as he responds.

**Narration at the bottom:**
“Once again, dad was ruining the funeral.”

The overall scene conveys a darkly humorous moment during a funeral where confusion about a person's status leads to unexpected chaos.

The comic features three characters and includes both dialogue and narration.

**Dialogue and Sound Effect:**
- The text in a speech bubble from a character on the left reads: "Grrrrrrr..."

**Character Expressions:**
- The character on the right is depicted with an intense expression, clenched fists, and is wearing a black shirt with a pink collar.
- Two characters in the background appear somewhat anxious or concerned.

**Narration (at the bottom):**
- The text reads: "We couldn't afford braces growing up, so after school mom would take us aside and just glower at our teeth for hours on end."

The comic uses simple lines and colors, conveying a humorous yet poignant message about childhood experiences related to dental care.

The comic features two characters engaged in a conversation.

**Text:**
- The first character, with a light-colored, bald head, is facing the second character.
- The second character, with brown hair and wearing a yellow shirt, is animatedly speaking and pointing.
- The dialogue reads:
"You know, once I got over the 'occasional obnoxious outbursts,' you’re actually a pretty good date."
- At the bottom of the panel, there’s a bright red box with the word "FAT!" in bold letters.

**Visual Elements:**
- The background is colored purple, creating a stark contrast with the characters.
- The characters' facial expressions and gestures convey a sense of humor and playfulness in the conversation.

The comic features two characters in a bed, depicted without clothing. The man says, "I MUST'VE MARRIED THE MOST WONDERFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD!" The woman, next to him, has a smiling expression. Above the characters, there is an "AWWW..." sound effect. At the bottom of the comic, there's a caption that reads, "Sheila loves hearing me compliment my wife."

Here is the transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:
Girl: "BOBBY AT SCHOOL SAID I WAS UGLY DADDY!"

Panel 2:
Dad: "SWEETIE, DON'T LET THAT BOTHER YOU. LOTS OF PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE UGLY."

Panel 3:
Caption: "I started to protest, but his list was rather extensive."

In the comic, a magician in a black tuxedo is on stage with a surprised expression. He raises one hand dramatically and holds up a small, cartoonish bunny from a top hat with the other hand. The text in a speech bubble above him says, "WHAT THE?!" Below the image, there’s a caption that reads, "This was definitely not the ace of spades." The stage background is red with curtains, and the magician has a white shirt and red bow tie. The table in front of him is covered with a purple cloth.

Here’s a detailed description of the comic:

**Panel 1:**
- **Text:** "IN MY DAY, WE GOT BIRTHDAY PUNCHES WITH BRASS KNUCKLES!"
- **Visuals:** An elderly man with glasses and a bow tie holds up a pair of brass knuckles, looking animated and cheerful. He has white hair and a wrinkled face.

**Panel 2:**
- **Text:** "OH DAD, YOU DID NOT."
- **Visuals:** A young woman with wavy hair, wearing a pink shirt, leans towards the elderly man with a playful expression, emphasizing disbelief.

**Panel 3:**
- **Visuals:** A young boy with a party hat observes the exchange, appearing amused or confused.

**Panel 4 (bottom text):**
- **Text:** "Mom smiled down at me softly as she gingerly tightened another layer of linen around her fist."
- **Visuals:** A woman, presumably the boy's mother, is depicted with a gentle expression, adjusting a fabric wrapped around her hand.

The comic uses a vibrant color palette, with bold outlines, making the characters and text stand out. The overall tone is humorous and light-hearted.

**Comic Description:**

The comic features a character with light orange hair, appearing to ponder a question while writing. The background is a simple, light green with a shadowed area resembling a table.

- **Text in Thought Bubble:** "HMMMM..."
- **On the paper, there is a question:**
- "ARE YOU A DOCTOR?"
- Below are three checkbox options:
- "YES."
- "NO."
- "THE DUDEMMMM!"

At the bottom of the comic, there is an additional caption that reads: "Getting into med school has gotten a lot harder these days."

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**Panel 1:**
- Label: "Wait... whose death am I avenging now?"
- Character A: "Yours! For the last time YOURS! Who else would it be?!"

**Panel 2:**
- Character B (ghost): "Who are you?!"

**Caption at the bottom:**
"We all kinda wished grandpa had been brutally murdered before he went senile."

The comic features three characters: a woman animatedly speaking with her hands, a ghostly figure of a man in the center, and a boy listening. The background shows a table with the three characters sitting around it.

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**Panel 1:**
Character 1: "But how could you be pregnant if I've been gone for a year?"

**Panel 2:**
Character 2: "But you've been home for six months now!"

**Panel 3:**
Character 1: "No! I haven't! I... wait a minute!"

**Panel 4:**
Character 3 (Frank): "FRAAAANK!"

**Panel 5:**
Character 4: "Hyuh!"

**Bottom text:**
"My twin brother's a funny guy. Fun-ny."
"Shame about his accident."

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**Top Panel:**
"Okay, let’s say my client killed his wife. What about the people he didn’t kill? That’s six billion people! Don’t they matter?!"

**Bottom Panel:**
"In an alternate universe, Jeffrey Dahmer has a thank you parade every year."

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**Title Area:**
SMBC PRESENTS
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
(ANSWER ON BOTTOM)

**Left Panel:**
A character is laughing hysterically, holding a container labeled "ACID!" with a yellow background.

**Text on Left Panel:**
HAHAHAHAHA!

**Bottom Left Text:**
DUCKLINGS

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**Right Panel:**
The same character, also laughing, is holding a similarly labeled container "ACID!" against a yellow background.

**Bottom Right Text:**
A: NOW YOU'RE A BAD PERSON!

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**Panel Description:**
The comic features a large, cartoonish red devil with exaggerated features, including yellow eyes and sharp teeth. The devil appears to be laughing or grinning menacingly. In the foreground, there is a character who has a shocked expression, holding a bowl of banana split.

**Text Description:**
1. **Speech Bubble from the character with the banana split:**
"MY BANANA SPLIT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH WHIPPED TOPPING..."

2. **The devil responds:**
"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE IN HELL!"

3. **Text at the bottom of the panel:**
"Since most devils are actually angels fallen from Heaven, they don’t really have a good sense of how to torture."

4. **Continuation of the text:**
"So, basically what I’m saying is – you know that busload of nuns you forced into the Grand Canyon? Don’t lose too much sleep over it."

This comic combines dark humor with playful, exaggerated artwork. The devil is depicted in a humorous light, despite the ominous context.

The comic features two characters in a bedroom setting. On the left side, a man with brown hair is lying in bed, looking surprised. His thoughts are represented in a speech bubble:

"How the hell does she know my name!"

To the right, a woman with long, wavy red hair is sitting up in bed, smiling cheerfully. Above her, in a speech bubble, she exclaims:

"OH STEVE!"

Another speech bubble next to her contains the word:

"HEY!"

The scene conveys a mix of surprise and intimacy between the two characters.

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**Panel Description:**

*The scene shows two characters facing off against each other in a vibrant city backdrop filled with building outlines and colorful cityscape. The first character, a blonde superhero named "Pterrordactyl," has a blue costume with a large letter "T" on the chest and a mask covering his eyes. He is pointing a device resembling a futuristic weapon at the second character.*

*The second character, "AquaJerk," is dressed in a red and green costume, which includes a bird-like mask and goggles. He appears confrontational and is pointing a finger back at Pterrordactyl. His muscular build and dominant posture signify a challenge.*

**Text Dialogue:**

*Above Pterrordactyl is a speech bubble that reads:*
"YOU'RE UNDER ARREST PTERRODACTYL!"

*In response, AquaJerk has a speech bubble that states:*
"OH WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT AQUAJERK!"

*At the bottom of the panel, there is a smaller text box showing a thought or muttered comment from AquaJerk, saying:*
"I DON'T THINK I LIKE YOUR TONE VERY MUCH," muttered AquaJerk.

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This description captures the imagery and dialogue, providing a clear understanding of the scene and characters involved.

The comic features a medical scene, depicting two surgeons wearing blue scrubs and surgical masks, along with a patient lying on an operating table.

**Text in the comic:**
- The surgeon on the left says: "NOW WE MAKE A MINOR INCISION IN THE CORPUS CALLOSUM. YOU MAY NOTICE SOME BLEEDING, WHICH IS TO BE EXPECTED."
- Below the scene, there is a caption stating: "The kidney transplant was going poorly."

The artwork is characterized by bold line work and vibrant colors, highlighting the tension of the surgical setting.

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**Panel 1:**
- A child is standing in front of a door, smiling and looking up at a man.
- The child has curly orange hair and is wearing a green shirt.
- The man is standing in the doorway, has short brown hair, and is wearing a beige shirt.
- The man appears to be slightly exasperated but is smiling.

**Text:**
- Child: "KNOCK KNOCK"
- Man: "WHO'S THERE!?"
- Child: "NOT MOMMY EVER AGAIN."

**Panel 2:**
- The scene shifts to a thought bubble coming from the child with the text below it.

**Text:**
- "Still, it was better than my initial idea for 'Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mother's a corpse.'"

The comic uses humor to play with the concept of knock-knock jokes and has a dark twist. The visual style is cartoonish with bold outlines and bright colors.

### Comic Description:

**Panel Content:**

- **Top Speech Bubble:**
- "HONEY! I’M BACK! AND I BROUGHT SOME FILTHY WHORES!"

- **Visual Elements:**
- A man with short, brown hair and a green shirt is standing in a doorway, smiling broadly. He has his arms open wide as if presenting something.
- Behind him, two women are positioned; one in a red dress and the other in a more revealing outfit, both appearing flirtatious.
- In the background, there is a framed picture on the wall featuring a group of people.

- **Bottom Text:**
- "Apparently, Todd had made some creative changes to the grocery list."

### Overall Description:
The comic captures a humorous and potentially awkward moment with exaggerated expressions and playful language. The scene suggests a surprise return home, with the main character seeming to have different expectations about the guests. The visual style is bold and colorful, emphasizing the characters and their expressions.

The comic features a character with a bald head and an intense expression, wearing an orange prison jumpsuit. He appears to be in a dark, confined space, presumably a prison or detention area. He is chained at the wrist and has one arm replaced by a large, serrated blade.

The text in a speech bubble above him reads:

"PAIN ISN'T REAL! THE FLESH IS WEAK!
THE FLESH IS WEAK!"

At the bottom of the comic, there is another line of text that states:

"Nothing was gonna keep me from that PTA meeting."

The overall tone is somewhat humorous, creating a contrast between the character's extreme outlook and the mundane context of a PTA meeting.

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The comic features two characters in a conversation. On the left side, a man with short, light brown hair is wearing a black suit jacket over a light blue shirt. He looks concerned as he speaks. The woman, located on the right, has long blonde hair and is wearing a black dress with a cut-out sleeve.

The speech bubbles include the following text:

1. The man says, “AND SO NOW I’M JUST REALLY SENSITIVE ABOUT MY APPEARANCE. I TAKE EVERYTHING PERSONALLY, YOU KNOW?”
2. The woman responds, “HEY, THAT’S OKAY. I HEAR A LOT OF FAT CHICKS FEEL THAT WAY...”
3. The final speech bubble from the man reads, “Not that applies to you, of course,” Ted noted quickly, “but I don’t have much advice for unattractive girls with... just... really awful hair. I mean wow. Maybe conditioner? Something.”

The background is a muted color, emphasizing the characters and their discussion.

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**First Panel:**
"You know, the weird thing was that, as I strangled him, I could feel his soul bleeding out through my fingers, down into the dirt. That’s how I know there’s a hell, and that some day I’ll bleed down into it too."

**Lower Panel:**
"We’re currently considering other babysitting options."

The comic panel contains the following text:

**Speaker:** "PRESIDENT TODDLER! WHAT DO YOU SAY TO ALLEGATIONS THAT YOUR ADMINISTRATION SOLD PLUTONIUM TO ROGUE NATIONS, THEN TORTURED AND KILLED AMERICAN CITIZENS TO HIDE THE TRUTH?"

**President Toddler:** "UH! OH!"

The scene illustrates a character resembling a toddler speaking at a podium, while several audience members, including a person in the foreground with a raised hand, appear to be asking questions.

The comic features two characters: a child on the left and a father figure on the right.

The dialogue above the father reads:

"AND SO THE SUM SHOULD BE NO GREATER THAN $114.27"

The caption below the characters states:

"Dad gave a fairly pragmatic version of 'the talk.'"

There are also two books on the table in front of them, with one open and the other slightly angled. A potted plant can be seen on a shelf behind the father figure.

The comic features a couple lying in bed. The background is a muted purple, and they are under a dark blanket.

The person on the left, with short brown hair, is leaning against the other person, who has long, blonde hair. The person with brown hair is speaking, saying, "HONEY, I'M SO GLAD WE WAITED."

Below, there is a narrative text that reads: "Ted went on to explain how it might be better if we saw other people."

The comic shows a small, folded note sitting on a table, with a dark background. The text on the note reads:

"YOU ATE MY FRIES, JERK!"

Below the note, there is a caption that says:

"Admittedly, it wasn't the most inspired suicide note."

The scene conveys a humorous tone despite the serious mention in the caption. The note is prominent and stands out with its white background against the darker surroundings.

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**Panel 1:**
- At the top of the panel, there is text that says, "HEY HONEY. WHERE ARE THE KIDS?"
- The speaker is a man with short, curly hair and a friendly expression. He has a slight grin and is wearing a collared shirt.
- To the right, there is a woman with long, wavy hair wearing a light shirt. She appears surprised and is holding a bag or purse.

**Panel 2:**
- There is a thought bubble from the man, containing the text: "SCRUMPTIOUS!"
- Below this, there is a narrative box that reads: "As I pondered what exactly his meaning was, I began to wish I hadn't ignored the portion of Steve’s wedding vows about 'feasting on your innocent womb-givings.'"

The overall tone suggests a mix of confusion and dark humor regarding the conversation. The art style is cartoonish, with bold outlines and bright colors.

The comic contains the following text:

**Panel 1:**
"G'NIGHT PUMPKIN. SAY, DID YOU WANT A BEDTIME STORY TONIGHT?"

**Panel 2:**
"WELL, I—"
*Sound effect*: "CLICK"

**Visual Description:**
In the image, a girl with short hair is hugging a man from behind. The man, who is wearing a green sweater, holds a gun. The background shows a bed with pink sheets and a yellow crib to the side.

**Caption at the bottom:**
"The father-daughter relationship has a subtle language all its own."

The comic features three characters, with a whimsical style.

- On the left, there is a zombie-like creature, with green skin and wild orange hair, saying the words "Braiiins! Braiiins?" in an exaggerated, cartoonish manner.
- Next to the zombie stands a girl with brown hair wearing a pink vest, who giggles while repeating "Braiiins!"
- To her right is a boy with light brown hair, smiling and saying "SPLEENS!" enthusiastically.

At the bottom, there is a caption that reads: “Billy just didn’t get it.”

The overall theme suggests a humorous misunderstanding among the characters.

The comic features two characters sitting at a table. The first character, a man with blonde hair, is wearing a green shirt with a large red stain on the back. He is holding a fork with a piece of food on it. The second character, a woman with curly red hair, looks frustrated as she gestures with her hands.

The dialogue reads:

**Man:** "HOW IS THERE BARBEQUE SAUCE ON THE BACK OF YOUR SHIRT?"

**Woman:** No text is shown for her response, but she appears annoyed.

The caption at the bottom states: "This was our fourth date. Does she have to ask the same question every goddamned time?"

The comic features the following text:

**Title:** SMBC PRESENTS: LIFE TIPS!

**Panel 1:**
- Character 1 (a man with a serious expression): "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?"

- Character 2 (a smaller character with a light green shirt): "HEY, WHO WENT TO LAW SCHOOL TWICE, HUH?!"

**Panel 2:**
- Character 1 again, looking thoughtful.
- Character 2 in an orange shirt, with a neutral expression and hands gesturing:

**Text at the bottom:**
"Life Tip #1: 'The bitch had it coming' is not a recognized legal defense."

The comic contains the following text:

**Panel 1:**
Person with blonde hair says: "DAVE! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHAVE YOUR SIDEBURNS AND THE ALIENS WON'T DESTROY THE WORLD!"

**Panel 2:**
Dave, with orange hair and a beard, responds: "AND WHAT KIND OF WORLD WOULD IT BE? HUH?!"

The background features a cityscape with flames and destruction.

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**Panel 1:**
"I WANT YOU TO KNOW - IF I DIE, I WANT YOU TO EAT MY CORPSE."

**Panel 2:**
"TAKE MY FLESH THAT YOU MAY LIVE!"

**Caption at the bottom:**
"Mr. Thompson just really wasn’t cut out to teach first grade math."

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**Panel One:**
- The background depicts a forest with green trees.
- On the left, a muscular character with a large head (resembling a bulbous shape) holds his head in distress. He has a facial expression of worry or fear.
- To the right, a character in a blue hat and brown coat, who appears to be a law enforcement figure, is reaching out.
- The text bubble from the large-headed character reads: “No Professor Brainington! Don’t do it! Please! I’ll give the bank back its money! I swear!”
- The text bubble from the muscular character says: “Oh I’m afraid it’s a bit too late for that, criminal.”

**Panel Two:**
- The same forest background continues.
- The muscular character launches a punch, indicated by motion lines that show the movement of his fist, with “POW!!” drawn in bold letters to emphasize the impact.
- The hooded character, now recoiling from the punch, has an expression of surprise or shock with an “AH!” coming from their mouth.
- The scene conveys a sense of action and tension.

This description captures the essence and dialogue of the comic while accommodating visuals for better understanding.

The text in the comic reads:

**Person 1 (woman)**: "I AM NOT STALKING YOU! LOOK, HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOU IN THE BATHROOM. DO YOU SEE ME IN IT?"
**Person 2 (man)**: "Noooo."

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**Panel 1:**
Child: "GRAMPA! CAN WE HAVE MONEY FOR ICE CREAM?"

**Panel 2:**
Grampa: "THEY WILL NEVER. EVER. FIND YOUR BODIES."

**Caption below:**
"Grampa always had a colorful way of saying no."

**Comic Description:**

**Panel 1:**
- A woman with long brown hair looks intently at a man sitting across from her. The man appears casual, with short dark hair and wearing a cap.

**Text from the man:**
“I’m sorry I stopped talking. I just... I’m suddenly lost in your eyes. I was going to ask you to walk down to the pier with me, but I feel like I can see the whole ocean right here.”

**Panel 2:**
- The man has a more serious expression, looking directly at the woman and saying something definitive.

**Text from the man:**
“No matter what I say, I’m dumping you at the end of the date.”

**Panel 3:**
- A close-up of the woman’s face with a puzzled expression.

**Text from the woman:**
“What is she staring at? Oh God. Oh God. Which hat am I wearing?”

The comic features two characters in a forested area.

The text reads:

**Top speech bubble**:
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET! YOU GET BEAT WITH SNAKES!"

A character, identified as Sally, is swinging a green object (possibly a snake or a snake-like toy) at another character who appears startled.

**Action sound effect**:
"CRACK!"

**Bottom caption**:
"Sally took the break-up a lot better than I had expected."

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**First Panel:**
Character 1: "YOU KILLED MY CAT! WHAT KIND OF BOYFRIEND ARE YOU?!"

**Second Panel:**
Character 2: "HEY! HEY! I’M NOT A MINDREADER, OKAY?! I DON’T JUST MAGICALLY KNOW IF YOU WANT YOUR CAT TO REMAIN ALIVE!"

**Third Panel:**
Character 1: "GEEZ!"

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The comic features two characters in a room. The first character, a young child with short hair and wearing a red shirt, is pointing towards the second character, a man with light brown hair and wearing a green sweater.

The child exclaims, “OH YOU, DAD!” in a speech bubble with a decorative font.

Below this, there’s text that reads:

“OH is the symbol for the most offensive sound in any language. You’ve never heard it, but if you did, you’d be so horrified you would lose all ability to think or move.”

The final line states, “You mother [offensive term].”

The comic employs visual humor through the exaggerated expressions of the characters and the absurdity of the dialogue.

**Comic Description:**

**Panel 1:**
A character, Dr. Ericson, is depicted with a shovel. He is speaking, saying:
"HEY, I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS. I’M DOING THIS BECAUSE I REALLY DO BELIEVE CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE."

**Panel 2:**
Dr. Ericson appears to flash a soft, avuncular smile as he is shown shoveling a three-year-old into the time machine's reactor core.

**Text Below Panel:**
"Who knows, maybe someday it would work."

**Visual Elements:**
- Dr. Ericson is illustrated as an older man with round glasses and a patterned bow tie, showing an enthusiastic expression.
- The scene includes a purple background with a hint of a night sky and a moon.
- The shovel is prominent in his hand, emphasizing his action of shoveling.

This comic blends humor with a darkly absurd concept about time travel and the value placed on children, using exaggerated expressions to convey the lightheartedness of the context.

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**Panel Description:**
- The scene shows a neighborhood with two houses in the background, one of which has a red fence.
- A character, Jane, is standing on a sidewalk, looking at a car parked in front of her.
- Jane has shoulder-length blonde hair and a look of disappointment on her face.

**Text Elements:**
- In a speech bubble above Jane, it says: "*sigh*"
- On the bumper sticker of the car, the text reads: “-MY KID COULD STAND TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS AT BARTON CREEK ELEMENTARY”
- Below this scene, there’s a caption that states: "Jane sometimes wished she had just spent the extra dollar and got the 'honor student' bumper sticker."

The overall tone conveys Jane's discontent about the humorous yet critical bumper sticker.

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**Panel Description:**
The comic consists of two speech bubbles and an illustrated scene.

1. **Top Speech Bubble:**
- A person, possibly a law enforcement officer, asks: "Son, do you know how fast you were going?"

2. **Middle Speech Bubble:**
- A young man, sitting in a car, responds with an exaggerated declaration: "FOURTEEN KILOS OF HEROIN!"

3. **Scene Elements:**
- The background features trees with green foliage, suggesting an outdoor setting.
- The character in the car has a surprised expression, and the car is drawn in a cartoonish style.

4. **Bottom Caption:**
- The text reads: "It wasn't my smoothest moment, but I sure as hell got out of that speeding ticket."

The overall tone combines humor and absurdity, showcasing a lighthearted take on a serious subject.

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Panel 1:
"NOW, I ADMIT, THE PROSECUTION MAKES A FINE CASE. THERE’S THE NEWLY-PURCHASED LIFE INSURANCE POLICY, THE FINGERPRINTS ON HER NECK, THE WRITTEN PLANS TO KILL HER... YES, IT ALL SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER, DOESN'T IT?"

Panel 2:
"ALL EXCEPT FOR ONE THING."

Bottom of the comic:
"Free tickets to Sea World!"

**Comic Description:**

The comic features a conversation between two characters.

1. The first character, a man with short hair, is excitedly saying, "HONEY! WE'RE PREGNANT!"

2. The second character, a woman with longer hair, responds incredulously, "OH COME ON! HE DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE ME!"

3. The man replies, "OH... HEH, SORRY... JUMPING THE GUN A LITTLE THERE I GUESS, HUH?"

4. The woman acknowledges, "RIGHT?"

5. The man, a bit flustered, adds, "WOAH..."

6. The woman concludes the conversation with, "YEAH... SO, WHAT'S FOR DINNER?"

The background is bright yellow, enhancing the emotions displayed in the dialogue. The characters are drawn in a cartoonish style, with exaggerated expressions.

The comic features two characters in a hospital setting. The dialogue reads:

**Character 1 (woman):** "HONEY, I DON'T CARE HOW LONG THIS LABOR TAKES. I WILL NOT LEAVE YOUR SIDE."

**Narration:** "If this moment seems sweet to you, it’s only because you haven’t yet noticed the Gameboy in Todd’s right hand."

The scene visually depicts the woman sitting on a hospital bed, while the man is seated next to her, holding a Gameboy. The background suggests a medical environment with an IV stand and muted colors.

The comic panel features a conversation between two characters.

- The character with a beard, wearing a black shirt with an “X” symbol, is standing at a desk, looking exasperated. They are saying:
"MORE DRAWINGS OF BABY KNIFE-FIGHTS?! WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!"

- The other character, a young girl with brown hair, is sitting at the desk, seemingly having just handed over the drawings.

The bottom of the panel contains a caption that reads:
"My tenure at Ladies Home Journal was a short one."

The overall tone appears humorous and a bit absurd, focusing on the unexpected nature of the drawings being discussed.

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**Panel 1:**
*Boy (looking frustrated):* "But MOM! It's only Saturday! Can't I do my homework tomorrow?!"

**Panel 2:**
*Mom (looking stern, holding a container labeled "BIRTH CONTROL PILLS" and a key):* "In case you're wondering, that key goes to the time machine."

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**Panel 1:**
- A woman stands on the left side, looking concerned. She has medium-length brown hair. She is wearing a pink shirt and facing a man on the right.
- The man, shown in profile, has short, light brown hair and is wearing a red shirt with white collar. He appears thoughtful and slightly sad.
- In a speech bubble, the woman says: "Sweetie, I know you love it, but with the baby on the way, I just don’t think we can afford to keep paying every month."

**Panel 2:**
- The man turns his head, looking reflective. A thought bubble above him reads: "I suppose I knew this day would come..."

**Caption at the bottom:**
- Below the panels, there is a caption that says: "I guess I never realized what a commitment marriage was until Suzanne asked me to stop running over the neighbor's dog."

The overall mood conveys a mix of humor and seriousness about the challenges of marriage and financial responsibilities. The art style appears cartoonish with bold outlines and simple colors.

**Comic Description:**

The comic features two characters sitting at a table in a café.

- **Left Character:** A woman with shoulder-length hair and wearing a pink top, holding a cup. She has a concerned expression and says, "MY COFFEE TASTES LIKE POISON."

- **Right Character:** A man with short hair and an upbeat expression, wearing a blue shirt. He is holding a cup and responds, "WEEIRD... MY COFFEE TASTES JUST LIKE ANTIDOTE..."

At the bottom of the comic, there's additional text that reads: "I was fortunate enough to be able to settle my custody battle out of court."

The background includes a wall with a large sign that reads "CAFE." The overall tone is humorous, contrasting the serious nature of the final statement with the light-hearted dialogue.

The comic features two characters: a young girl with red hair and a man, presumably her father. The girl expresses her fear of the dark, and the text reads:

**Girl:** "DADDY, I’M AFRAID OF THE DARK…"

**Father:** "OH HONEY, THAT’S JUST SILLY. THE DARKNESS ISN’T WHAT’S GOING TO KILL YOU..."

The comic contains the following text:

**Person 1:** "I guess I think what's driving us apart is different interests. Ray just doesn't care about my scrapbooking, or my crocheting, or anything!"

**Person 2:** "And you, Raymond? What do you think is causing this rift?"

**Text beneath the image:** "B-cups is the name of Ray's mistress."

**Comic Description:**

- **Panel 1:**
- **Character 1 (a boy)**: has short black hair and is wearing a blue shirt. He is smiling and holding a bottle labeled "rubbing alcohol."
- **Text Bubble**: "Wow! I thought drinking rubbing alcohol would make you go blind…"

- **Panel 2:**
- **Character 2 (a girl)**: has wavy red hair and is wearing a pink shirt with a smiley face. She is also smiling and responding to the boy.
- **Text Bubble**: "Only if you mean blind with flavor!"

- **Caption Below Panels**: "Clark Kent was a precocious lad."

The characters are sitting at a yellow table with a red background. The tone is humorous and light-hearted.

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**Panel 1:**
A doctor, wearing glasses and a white coat, stands on the left with a smile. He is holding a baby and speaking to the couple. The mother, who has blonde hair and is in a hospital bed, looks surprised. There is a speech bubble from the doctor that says, "CONGRATULATIONS! IT'S A BOY!"

**Panel 2:**
The mother, looking shocked with wide eyes, responds, "WHAT?! YOU SAID YOU WERE GETTING AN EYE EXAM!" She is holding the baby.

**Panel 3:**
A man, possibly the partner, drops his jaw in disbelief while standing beside the mother. He has brown hair and is wearing scrubs with a stethoscope around his neck. Another speech bubble emerges with the sound "TEEHEE!" indicating laughter.

**Caption below the panels:**
"On the plus side, the last forty-seven hours suddenly made a whole lot more sense."

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This comic plays with the humor of misunderstandings in a medical context and the surprising nature of childbirth.

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**Panel 1:**
- Character (Batman): "OH THANK GOD! YOU SAVED MY LIFE!"

**Panel 2:**
- Batman: "ALL IN A DAY'S WORK MA'AM."

**Panel 3:**
- Character (woman): "IS... IS THAT... ARE YOU...?"

**Panel 4:**
- Batman: "YES MA'AM, I AM."

**Bottom Text:**
- "Super sexual harassment is one of America's least reported crimes."

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**Panel Text:**
- The top has a speech bubble that says, "SURE IS COLD OUT TONIGHT…"
- Another speech bubble from a character replies, "OH! I’M SO SORRY! WHERE ARE MY MANNERS?"

**Visual Elements:**
- There are two characters: a woman with short blonde hair wearing a red dress and a man with brown hair dressed in a green shirt and blue pants.
- They are standing in a wooded area with trees around them, creating a cozy atmosphere.
- The expressions are casual, with the man appearing slightly embarrassed and the woman seeming amused.

**Bottom Text:**
- "We talked and cuddled long into the night until eventually the glowing warmth of the immolated hobo began to die down."
- "Yes, Susan," I told myself, "it’s time to love again."

This description captures the essence and humor of the comic while being accessible.

The comic features two characters involved in an exorcism. The text reads:

**Character 1 (shouting):** "OUT SATAN! I CAST YOU OUT!"

**Character 2 (thinking):** "Tip for seminary students #1: Always double check the address before performing an exorcism."

The background has bright colors, emphasizing the dramatic nature of the scene.

The comic features a colorful scene set in a forest. In the foreground, two nudity-clad figures stand facing a sign. One figure has curly hair and appears to be pondering the situation, indicated by the speech bubble saying "Hmmmm...".

The sign reads:

- "T R E E P of K N O W L E D G E"
- Underneath, a smaller sign states "DO NOT EAT if you're a jerk!"

In the background, there is a red, fiery-looking creature with a grinning face, saying "Goooood... Goooood..."

At the bottom of the panel, there’s text that reads: "The devil's cunning knows no bounds."

The overall aesthetic is cartoonish and whimsical, with vibrant colors and exaggerated expressions.

Here's the transcription of the comic:

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**Panel 1:**
Woman (speaking angrily, pointing): "BACK TO SEXUALLY HARASS ME SOME MORE, EH? WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO? YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!"

**Panel 2:**
Text at the bottom: "Note to self: Choose your words more carefully when yelling at Ass-Grabb'in' Frank."

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The comic features two characters in a coastal scene. The dialogue reads as follows:

**Character 1:** "NO, SON. WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST."

**Character 2:** "In order to outrun the pirates, we were forced to jettison some ballast."

The background shows a sunset over the water, with clouds in the sky. Character 1 appears to comfort Character 2, who looks concerned.

The comic features a dialogue between two characters.

- The character with orange hair is speaking, saying: "Alright. FINE. I guess I just thought you were a COMMITMENT person."
- Another character, a man in a green shirt, is gesturing as he responds.

The caption at the bottom states: "Todd agrees to wear a condom."

The setting appears to have a colorful background with contrasting colors, indicating a tense discussion.

The comic features two characters in a school setting. The first character, a boy with short brown hair wearing a blue shirt, is sitting at a table holding a bowl. He says, "I don't like chocolate pudding."

The second character, a girl with long red hair in a pink shirt, is standing and yelling with an angry expression. She shouts, "MRS. SHELTON! BOBBY'S BEING A RACIST!"

In the background, there are pieces of paper on the wall and items on the table, including a drink can and a small pink lunchbox.

**Comic Description:**

The comic features a courtroom scene with two primary characters facing each other.

1. **Top Text:** In bold, stylized letters against a yellow background, it reads: "NO YOU'RE DRUNK!"

2. **Left Character:** A bald man with a serious expression is sitting at a table, looking at the other character. He appears to be an older figure.

3. **Right Character:** A younger man with brown hair, dressed in a blue suit, is pointing a gun at the bald character. He has an animated, exaggerated expression, emphasizing his aggression or frustration.

4. **Background:** Two additional figures are seated at another table in the background, one of them is watching the confrontation with a neutral expression while the other seems to be focused on the scene.

5. **Bottom Text:** Below the main scene, there is a caption that reads: "Somehow, this strategy had seemed more reasonable when we’d discussed it back at the firm."

The overall tone of the comic combines humor with a slightly absurd situation, emphasizing the character's emotional outburst.

Here is a transcription of the text from the comic:

**Panel 1:**
Character 1: "Since I cannot determine the true mother, I shall cut the baby in two, and give each mother half."

**Panel 2:**
Character 2: "That's fine!"
Character 3: "No! Don't!"

**Panel 3:**
Character 1: "Aha! Clearly you are the true mother."

**Caption at the bottom:**
"You may have the bigger half."

**Comic Description:**

The comic features two panels with some humorous dialogue.

**Panel 1:**
- **Character 1:** A superhero wearing a blue suit with a red cape and an iconic "S" emblem on his chest. He has a wide smile and appears confident. He is saying:
- "And so, I will fly around the Earth at incredible speed, thereby reversing its spin and sending us all back in time to before this catastrophe ever occurred."

- **Character 2:** A man in a suit sitting at a desk, looking slightly concerned as he listens to the superhero.

**Panel 2:**
- The man at the desk responds:
- "God speed, Superman. God speed."

**Footnote/Caption:**
- At the bottom of the comic, there's a humorous commentary:
- "If you were still alive, you’d probably wish Superman had paid more attention in physics class."

The comic features a character exclaiming with a raised hand and an intense expression. The text reads:

**Top panel:** "YOUR REIGN IS AT AN END, CYBORGS!"

**Bottom panel:** "They uh... they don’t let me speak at the disability conference any more."

The background includes a red curtain, and the character is positioned behind a podium.

**Comic Description:**

**Panel 1:**
- A father and son are depicted in an indoor setting. The father, wearing a blue shirt, is speaking to his son, who has curly red hair and is wearing a light green t-shirt. The background shows cracked walls with visible damage.
- The father's dialogue reads: "DON'T EVER BE LIKE ME, SON. I'VE KNOWN DEPTHS YOU CAN'T BEGIN TO FATHOM."

**Panel 2:**
- A caption at the bottom of the comic reads: "Dad was never truly able to kick his habit of squirting heroin on the cat."

**Visual Elements:**
- The expressions on the father’s and son’s faces convey serious and concerned emotions.
- The art style is simplistic and cartoon-like, using muted colors.

The comic features two characters in a domestic setting.

**Text:**
- The woman on the left, looking slightly annoyed, has a speech bubble that says: "OH COME ON. SHE DIDN'T EVEN ENJOY IT."
- The man on the right, wearing a green shirt and holding a newspaper, responds but his dialogue isn’t visible in this frame.
- Below the comic, the caption reads: "Todd explains why it wasn’t cheating."

**Visual description:**
- The background includes a window with drapes and a framed picture on the wall.
- There is a small table in front of the man with a cup, suggesting a casual setting like a kitchen or dining room.
- The overall color scheme is warm and muted, contributing to a relaxed atmosphere.

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**Panel 1:**
A light-haired, smiling boy (wearing a light blue shirt) leans toward a girl with dark hair (wearing a pink shirt).
Text: "HEY SUSIE! WANNA SEE WHAT I ATE FOR LUNCH?"

**Panel 2:**
The girl looks disgusted and recoils, her expression showing dismay.
Text: "EWW! GROSS!"

**Panel 3:**
A close-up of the boy's mouth open wide, making a sound with his tongue sticking out. His hand is near his mouth.
Text: "CHACK" and "AGCK"

**Panel 4:**
The girl is seen in the background, her hands up in shock, while the boy looks confused.
Text: "BLEHHHHH!!!"

**Panel 5:**
A hand is shown holding a crumpled piece of paper with food items listed on it. The background is dark, and the focus is on the hand holding the paper.
Text on the paper: "- sandwich - carrot sticks - Juice!"

The comic consists of two panels.

**Panel 1:**
- A woman with orange hair is smiling as she holds a gift box wrapped with a colorful ribbon. She is standing in a room with a window featuring some flowers.
- She says: “Now honey, before you open it, remember that it’s the thought that counts.”

**Panel 2:**
- Below the first panel, there is a small gift box with the label on it that reads: “HATRED!”

The contrast between the woman's cheerful expression and the box's negative label creates a humorous effect.

The comic features a character with a shocked expression, arms raised in a dramatic gesture. The text above him reads:

"CHILDREN! IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO... THE CHAMBER OF HORRORS!"

Below, a smaller caption states:

"It was mom's turn to have custody."

The overall tone suggests humor, contrasting the dramatic announcement with a light-hearted context regarding custody arrangements. The background is dark, enhancing the comedic effect of the situation.

Here’s the transcription of the comic:

**Panel 1:**
Person with orange hair: “Thank you for the interview, Mr. Johnson, but you aren’t really what we’re looking for.”

**Panel 2:**
Mr. Johnson: “That’s alright. Here, please take my card.”

**Panel 3:**
Card displayed on a table with the text: “YOU SUCK (YOU FAT UGLY BASTARD)”

**Panel 4:**
Mr. Johnson: “Oh jeez. I’m sorry. That’s supposed to be Lou Suck.”

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**Panel 1:**
- **Setting**: A bright, heavenly scene with fluffy clouds in the background.
- **Characters**:
- An older man with a long white beard and a golden halo is sitting at a desk. He appears to be wise and somewhat amused. He is dressed in a robe.
- A younger man with short hair, wearing a blue jacket, stands facing him.

**Text**:
- The older man says, “OH… WAIT… IS THIS HELL?”
- The response from the older man is, “NO, NO THIS IS HEAVEN. HELL IS DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE EARTH.”

**Panel 2:**
- The younger man looks somewhat relieved.
- Text in a speech bubble from the younger man: “OHH… MY MISTAKE. THANKS A LOT!”

**Panel 3:**
- The older man has a friendly expression.
- Text in a speech bubble from him: “HEY, NO PROBLEM. YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE.”

The overall vibe of the comic is light-hearted and humorous, depicting a common misunderstanding about concepts of heaven and hell.

**Comic Description:**

The comic features two characters in an office setting.

- **Panel 1:**
- A man with brown hair, wearing a greenish jacket with fur trim, stands with an enthusiastic expression. He speaks to another man, who is sitting at a desk and appears to be a security or staff member.
- The man at the desk has glasses and a serious expression.
- The text reads:
- Man standing: "OH?! WELL MAYBE THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND!"
- Man sitting: "Sir, I can't just let you into the president's press conference."

- **Panel 2:**
- The standing man holds a piece of paper displaying a message.
- The paper has uneven edges and reads: "I HAVE A MYSPACE ACCOUNT."
- The standing man has a smirk, as though he's made a clever point.

The overall mood of the comic is humorous, playing on a light-hearted exchange regarding access to an event.

The comic consists of two panels with dialogue and commentary.

**Panel 1:**
- The character on the left is a young girl with short brown hair, wearing a pink top. She has a disgusted expression on her face, and her hands are raised in a gesture of disbelief.
- The character on the right is an adult man with short brown hair, wearing a blue shirt. He is gesturing with one hand as he speaks.
- **Text in a speech bubble from the man:** "AND THAT'S WHERE BABIES COME FROM."
- **Text in a speech bubble from the girl:** "EWWW..."

**Panel 2:**
- Below the first panel, there is an additional text box (not spoken by any character).
- **Text in the box:** "Even at a young age, I was disgusted by that thing on dad's forehead."

The background includes a window with curtains and a bookshelf. The overall tone is humorous with an element of childhood innocence against adult topics.

**Comic Title: SMBC Presents: Episodes in Etymology (word origins)**

**Dialogue:**
- Character 1 (with blond hair and a blue shirt): "LOOK AT THIS SANDWICH! IT'S AS BIG AS A SUBMARINE!"
- Character 2 (wearing a red vest and white shirt): "SANDWICH? SUBMARINE? THAT'S IT!"

**Footer:**
"December 3, 1928: The first recorded use of the word 'fat-ass.'"

**Panel 1:**
- Top Left Corner: A smiling man with short, brown hair and a casual shirt is talking.
- Text: "Of course democracy is best for a country. But, for the family unit, we have something like communism. We all share our income for the common good."
- Next to him, a girl with red hair is listening.
- Girl: "Okay... that makes more sense."
- Below the dialogue: "Now, go to your room and do your homework."

**Panel 2:**
- A man in a military-style uniform with the Soviet Union emblem, frowning, stands against a red background adorned with a communist symbol.
- The girl, now in a different outfit, is seated at a desk, writing or doing homework, looking focused.
- Large letters at the bottom state: "DAD"

Here's the transcription of the comic:

**Panel 1:**
Character A (the mother): "MOM! YOU SHAVED MY HEAD! HOW COULD YOU!"

**Panel 2:**
Character B (the mother): "HEY, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT PROM IS TOMORROW?!"

**Panel 3:**
Character C (the child): "PROM IS TOMORROW?!"

**Panel 4:**
Character B: "SHUTUP!"

**Caption below the panels:**
"I like to think I’m a patient mother, but honestly, do we have to have the same discussion every single year?"

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**Panel 1:**
- A man is sitting at a table with a fork in his right hand, holding a piece of meat. He has a neutral expression.
- A speech bubble coming from the right reads, “ENJOYING YOUR MEAT? MURDERER!”

**Panel 2:**
- A woman with long blonde hair, wearing a peace sign necklace, appears to be animatedly gesturing with her hands and has an indignant expression.
- A speech bubble from her says, “OH GEEZ…”

**Caption below:**
- The text reads, “Can’t we have just one dinner date where she doesn’t mention the time I shot her mom?”

This comic humorously depicts a tense but exaggerated situation between two characters during a dinner date, using hyperbolic dialogue to highlight the awkwardness of the conversation.

The comic panel features two characters in a conversation.

1. On the left, a woman with long blonde hair is facing the other character. She is wearing a pink shirt and gesturing with her hand as she speaks.
2. On the right, a man with short brown hair is sitting on a bed, looking surprised or taken aback. He is wearing a blue shirt and shorts.

The speech bubble from the woman reads:
“Ted, you aren’t even attractive!”

Below the panel, there is a caption that says:
"Laurie explains why she’s still a virgin."

**Comic Description:**
- **Panel 1:** A character with a red mask and muscular build exclaims, "I AM MOLOCH! LORD OF PESTILENCE!"

- **Panel 2:** A woman with brown hair and wearing a pink top looks confused and asks, "Moloch, what did you just splash on me?"

- **Panel 3:** Moloch responds, laughing, "WATER I SNEEZED ON TWO DAYS AGO! HAHAHAHAHA!"

- **Panel 4:** The woman, still looking at Moloch, inquires, "Can we go out Friday?"

- **Panel 5:** Moloch replies, "I TOLD YOU, WE'RE BROKEN UP."

- **Panel 6:** Moloch adds apologetically, "I'M SORRY."

The comic depicts two characters engaged in a playful insult exchange in a lighthearted manner.

**Text Description:**

1. The first character, who is standing to the left, has blonde hair and is wearing a light blue and white shirt. They say:
- **"YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT, SHE ROLLED OVER FOUR QUARTERS AND MADE A DOLLAR!"**

2. The second character, to the right, has short, brown hair and is wearing a yellow shirt. They respond with:
- **"YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT, HERE'S A PICTURE OF HER TIED UP IN MY BASEMENT!"**

At the bottom of the panel, a caption reads:
- **"Todd wins the insult war."**

The background features a wall with a specific color and slightly open door, which adds to the setting of the conversation. The expressions of both characters suggest a playful tone rather than serious conflict.

The comic features two characters in bed, each depicted as partially undressed, with expressions of shock and surprise. One character, a man with short hair, is saying:

**"MY GOD THAT WAS TERRIBLE. QUICK, THINK OF A WAY TO BREAK UP WITH HIM!"**

The other character, a woman with long hair, responds:

**"I HAVE HERPES!"**

The man, looking surprised, replies:

**"WOW, YOU TOO?!"**

Both characters are holding cigarettes, and the scene is presented with a humorous tone, emphasizing their reactions to the situation. The background is simple, with a dark outline framing the comic.

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**Panel 1:**
A man is speaking to a woman, holding a baby. The man has short brown hair and is wearing a blue shirt.
Text in the panel:
- Man: "Steven, this is our lovechild."
- Woman: "Reno 2003, or Tijuana '02?"
- Man: "Actually, Atlantic City, 2004."

**Panel 2:**
The scene shows the woman looking frustrated, and the man appears defensive.
Text in the panel:
- Woman: "Honey! Another bastard offspring of one of my drunken affairs!"
- Man: "I HATE YOU!"

**Panel 3:**
The man appears more serious, while the woman looks annoyed. The man holds out a piece of paper and a pen.
Text in the panel:
- Man: "Sign here please."

The comic uses humor to explore themes of parenthood and relationships through the dialogue, showcasing a playful yet contentious exchange between the characters.

Here’s a transcription of the comic text:

**Panel 1:**
- Speaker (a blonde woman): "PEOPLE WHO THINK WE'RE SMARTER THAN ANIMALS ARE DUMB. LOOK AT DOLPHINS! THEY'RE SMART ENOUGH TO NOT POLLUTE EARTH! AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HOW SMART..."

**Panel 2:**
- Listener (a dark-haired man): "UH HUH, UH HUH REALLY? WOW..."

**Narration text at the bottom:** "It was a good ten minutes before that black widow finally struck."

The comic features several characters in a domestic setting. The depicted dialogue goes as follows:

1. **Character (a man, presumably the father)**: "Sweetie, how do I put on my pants again...?"
2. **Character (a woman)**: "By putting your legs in the holes, Dad."
3. **Character (the man)**: "Thank you. I was way off..."

Additionally, there is a narrative text at the bottom:
"We later discovered that grampa had just shot the dog."

The artwork shows a mix of expressions, with the man looking confused, the woman appearing helpful, and a child present in the scene. The background includes a door and walls, contributing to the domestic atmosphere.

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**Description:**
The comic features a panel with a woman on the left who has light brown hair and is wearing a pink top. She appears to be speaking to a robot on the right named Electro-mat 5-billion, which has a square head, large eyes, and metallic arms. The background is colorful with a light blue top and a green bottom.

**Transcription of the Text:**

1. **Woman:**
"OH HI, ARE YOU ELECTRO-MAT 5-BILLION?"

2. **Robot:**
"YES! I RESPONDED TO YOUR ONLINE DATING INQUIRY."

3. **Woman:**
"TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF."

4. **Robot:**
"I AM PROGRAMMED TO FEEL ONLY TRUE PERFECT LOVE OR PURE UNBRIDLED HATRED."

5. **Woman:**
"WOW."

6. **Robot:**
"THAT WAS SO LOVELY, THE WAY YOU JUST SAID THAT..."

7. **Robot:**
"WELL THANKS, I..."

8. **Robot:**
"SHUT YOUR FACE YOU UGLY WHORE!!!"

The comic humorously contrasts the robot's programmed emotional capacity with an unexpected and aggressive response.

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**Panel 1:**
- A child with blonde hair and a pink shirt is speaking to a man, presumably her father. She looks concerned. The dialogue from the child reads, "DADDY! MY ARM’S ASLEEP!"
- The father, wearing a green sweater over a collared shirt, appears startled but is smiling, suggesting he is approaching the situation lightly. He gestures with his hands as if reacting to the child's statement.
- In the background, a woman is seen in a doorway, glancing towards the father and child with a concerned expression.
- Above the father’s head are the words "UH OH! TIME FOR CPR!" indicating a humorous exaggeration of the situation.

**Panel 2:**
- The scene shifts to the father kneeling beside the child, who looks worried. The father's expression is serious as he prepares to perform CPR.
- His dialogue reads, "CLEAR!" which is typically said before administering a shock in CPR.
- The child is depicted with wide eyes, which conveys her anxiety about the situation.

The comic contrasts a lighthearted scenario with an exaggerated response, highlighting the humor in misunderstanding.

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The scene features two characters in a doorway. On the left, a man wearing sunglasses and a blue suit is holding up a piece of paper that reads, "I STEAL NUCLEAR SECRETS." He is speaking to the character on the right, a soldier wearing a green uniform and a helmet, with a white stripe. The man in the suit says, "LET ME IN SON. I'M CIA."

The soldier appears skeptical and is standing firm, while the background features a wall with a yellow arrow pointing to the right, indicating a direction.

At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption that reads, "Forgery is not my forté."

Here's the transcription of the text from the comic:

1. **Panel 1:**
- Character 1: "AREN'T YOU GOING TO EAT YOUR OATMEAL?"

2. **Panel 2:**
- Character 2: "EVER SINCE MY DOG LARRY DIED CHOKING ON MY HAMSTER STUART I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING."

3. **Panel 3:**
- Character 1: "WOW, NOTHING? REALLY?"

4. **Panel 4:**
- Character 2: "We’re getting a divorce. Ooh! And grandma died!"

The comic features characters engaged in a conversation about feelings of loss and change, expressed humorously.

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**Top text (in speech bubble):**
"And now my dear, we shall make zeh love."

**Woman (speech bubble):**
"But Lord Hottington! You are an Italian, French, and British count! I'm just a simple middle school teacher from the Midwest on a quest to find the meaning of romance!"

**Bottom text:**
"Lord Hottington had Ms. Timmons removed from the premises immediately."

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The comic contains the following text:

**Panel Text**:
"HEY ANTI-STEVE, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY NEW BOYFRIEND - STEVE."

**Caption**:
"Part of me wondered if she was just doing this to irritate me."

The illustration features a woman, dressed in a pink top and black pants, standing next to a man wearing a white shirt and grey pants. The woman appears cheerful, while the man has a neutral expression. To the left, there is a darker figure labeled "AS" (for Anti-Steve), who seems to react to the introduction. The background includes some furniture and lighting that suggest an indoor setting.

**Comic Description:**

The comic features two characters. On the left, a woman with brown hair is wearing a green dress and appears to be in a concerned or frustrated stance. On the right, a man with short hair is gesturing with one arm while speaking emphatically. He wears a blue shirt and a tie.

**Text Transcription:**

1. **Panel 1:**
- Woman: "WHERE YA GOIN?"

2. **Panel 2:**
- Man: "OUT WITH THE GUYS."
- Woman: "WHICH GUYS?"

3. **Panel 3:**
- Man: "THE GUYS, OKAY?"

4. **Panel 4 (Caption):**
- Man: "Geez, the way she's talking you'd think I cheated on her twice."

The comic features a scene with two characters, one of whom is speaking.

**Text from the comic:**
- The female character with blonde hair says, "HONEY... I'M PREGNANT... AND UH... IT'S YOURS..."
- Below the illustration, there is additional text: "There are many unique challenges in a lesbian relationship."

**Visual description:**
The setting includes shelves in the background, suggesting a home environment. The character who speaks has a friendly expression and is wearing a blue top with black stripes. The listener's face is not fully visible but they appear to be surprised.

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**Panel Description:**
The panel features two characters engaged in a conversation. On the left is a man with short, styled hair and a cheerful expression, wearing a light-colored shirt with a dark vest. He is gesturing with one hand while the other hand is resting on a table. On the right is a woman with wavy blonde hair, who appears unimpressed or annoyed, with a neutral expression.

**Text:**
At the top, there is a speech bubble from the man saying:
"AIN'T NUTHIN LIKE CHEATIN' BABY!"

Below, there is a response from another character in a speech bubble:
"YEAH!"

The man continues speaking in another speech bubble:
"I'M SORRY, THAT WAS, LIKE, THE RUNNING GAG AT THE STAG PARTY LAST NIGHT. ANYWAY, WHERE WAS I..."

The woman interjects in a speech bubble:
"OH YEAH!"

Finally, there is a caption at the bottom of the panel that simply reads:
"I do."

**Overall Mood:** The interaction appears casual and somewhat humorous, with the man seeming lighthearted while the woman’s expression suggests she may not share the same enthusiasm.

Here is the transcription of the comic text:

**Panel 1:**
“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM FOR A LIVE BROADCAST OF F**K F**K F**K F**K F**K F**K.”

**Panel 2:**
“We have since fired our teleprompter guy.”

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**Panel 1:**
- A child (left) is shouting, "Mom! My Barbies!"
- The background features a backyard with a wooden fence and a house.

**Panel 2:**
- Another character (right) responds angrily, "They were possessed by THE DEVIL!"
- Flames are visible behind them, suggesting a fire.

**Panel 3:**
- The first child, looking upset, exclaims, "THEY WERE NOT!"
- Their expression shows frustration.

**Bottom Text:**
- Under the comic, there is a caption that reads: "Like most arguments, this one ended with one of my dolls vomiting brimstone."

The artwork has a cartoon style with exaggerated expressions and vibrant colors to emphasize the humor of the situation.

Here's the transcription of the comic text:

**Top panel with a dinosaur:**
- Dinosaur: "HEY! THOSE ARE MY KIDS YOU'RE EATING! HELL-OOOOO!"

**Two men talking:**
- Man on the left: "HEH. CAN'T FIGHT CITY HALL, EH PAL?"

**Caption at the bottom:**
- "Part of me regrets voting Murdersaurus for mayor."

The comic features a scene with two characters at a table in a green room.

**Top panel text:**
"Mom didn’t like it when I slurped my soda."

**Middle panel graphics:**
A sound effect in yellow reads "CRACK!" as a soda can is shown being hit.

**Bottom panel text:**
"Fortunately, this time she missed and hit the can."

The characters include a boy with light brown hair wearing a blue shirt and a woman with medium-length brown hair wearing a pink top. The setting includes a table and some background objects like a fruit bowl and a vase with flowers.

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**Panel 1:**
- A superhero, labeled "Invincible Man," wearing a blue and white costume with a large "I" on his chest, stands with a confident pose. He has a muscular build and short brown hair.
- He is addressing a robbery, saying, "Sorry crook! Invincible Man is here to—"

**Panel 2:**
- A gun, represented with the sound effect "BANG!" is shown in the crook's hand, interrupting the superhero's speech.
- The background indicates the scene of a crime, with other characters—two tied-up individuals (a woman and a man), and a person in a green hat who appears worried.

**Caption at the bottom:**
- "We were informed at the funeral that Invincible man had no real powers!"

The comic combines humor with a twist on superhero tropes, emphasizing the irony of a supposedly invincible character lacking real abilities.

Here’s the transcription of the comic text:

**Panel 1:**
- Character 1: "Why are you holding a knife?"

**Panel 2:**
- Character 2: "My lawyer thought it’d be good for the jury to see me NOT stabbing toddlers."

**Panel 3:**
- Character 1: "And what’s that red stuff on your knife?"

**Panel 4:**
- Character 2: "Fresh adult blood."

**Caption at the bottom:**
"Ten minutes later, we voted to acquit."

### Comic Description

**Panel 1:**
A man stands with a panicked expression, holding a ketchup bottle in one hand and a knife in the other. He is wearing a light green shirt and has short, wavy hair. Behind him, a chaotic scene unfolds, with a few people lying on the ground, appearing to be covered in red.

**Text:**
"It's not what it looks like, officer! It's ketchup!"

**Panel 2:**
A police officer looks skeptically at the man. The officer wears a dark hat and uniform, with a serious expression.

**Text:**
"That's right - they broke my ketchup bottle, so I shot them!"

**Comic Description:**

The comic features a two-panel format.

**Panel 1:**
A man with short brown hair is shown facing upward, looking distressed. He asks, "God, why do bad things happen to good people?" The background is a dark green.

**Panel 2:**
In response, a speech bubble appears above, with the text, "Because it's funny!" Below it, the man continues, "So, when my son fell off that bridge—" A large speech bubble filled with the repeated text "HAHAHAHAHA" follows, indicating laughter.

The comic uses humor to address a serious question, juxtaposing a deep inquiry with a jovial response.

The comic features a dialogue between two characters in a domestic setting.

**Text in the comic:**

1. **First Character (man)**: "WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. LOOK, HONEY, I TOLD YOU I CAN'T BE CHEATING ON YOU. MY NEW HOBBY TAKES ALL OF MY TIME!"

2. **Second Character (woman)**: *(not speaking but appears skeptical)*

3. **Caption at the bottom**: "I’m really enjoying my new hobby - lying to Susan."

**Visual Description:**
- The man is sitting at a table with a piece of paper in front of him, dressed in a light green shirt and a white collar.
- The woman stands next to him, wearing a pink top and a skirt, with a concerned expression.
- In the background, there are items that suggest the man’s hobby, including a collection of stamps prominently labeled "STAMP COLLECTING."
- The background features a room with furniture and wall art.

This detailed description captures both the text and the visual elements of the comic for better accessibility.

Here's the transcription of the comic text:

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**Doctor:**
"I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE! ALL THE DRUGS, THE RADIATION, THE SURGERY, IT WAS ALL SO I COULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU!"

**Patient:**
"OH TED!"

**Text at the bottom:**
"Goodbye malpractice suit!"

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**Panel Description:**
- The panel features a character, presumably a father, speaking to another character, likely a child. The father is depicted with light brown hair and a friendly expression, wearing a green shirt. He is leaning slightly towards the child, who has orange hair, looking toward the floor.
- The background includes a window with a picture that displays a bowl of fruit, suggesting a warm indoor setting.
- Speech bubble from the father reads: "SO YOU SEE, SWEETIE, ALL WE REALLY NEED... IS EACH OTHER."
- At the bottom, a caption states: "Dad explains why I’m not getting my insulin shots."

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**Panel 1:**
- A police officer is standing, holding a notepad and pen, looking intently at a light-haired man who is speaking.
- The light-haired man has a smile on his face and is holding something in his hand.
- The background features two other people, one lying on the ground and another looking concerned.
- The text bubble from the light-haired man reads: "None of us really knew the particulars of the Heimlich maneuver, so we just started beating him with a shoe."

**Panel 2:**
- The same police officer continues to look at the light-haired man who is still smiling.
- The text below the panels reads: "This was, in fact, only half true."

The overall tone of the comic combines humor with the theme of confusion around a serious situation.

The comic features two characters engaged in a scene.

1. **Panel 1 (Top):**
- A character dressed in a green suit with a yellow hat and mask is shown from behind, sneaking up on another character who is crouched down. The character in green is speaking, with a speech bubble that says:
- “LAY DOWN YOUR FIREARM CROOK! HUNGRYMAN IS HERE!”

2. **Panel 2 (Bottom):**
- Below the first scene, there is a narration box that reads:
- "Sadly, Hungryman died of starvation long before he could save any of the hostages."

The overall style of the comic is colorful and playful, with exaggerated character designs.

The comic features a man with a worried expression, holding a knife pointed at a hand, and includes the following text:

**Text in Speech Bubble:**
"KNIFE GOES IN.
BLOOD COMES OUT."

**Text Below the Image:**
"Mr. Sanders was fairly adamant that we return our library books on time."

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The comic features a crossword puzzle titled "Today's Crossword" by "Crosswordin' Sam." The subtitle indicates that the answer to the puzzle is "YOU."

**Crossword Clues:**

- **Across:**
- "THE PROBLEM WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP"

- **Down:**
- "THERE IS NO FOURTEEN DOWN BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID BITCH."

At the bottom of the comic, there is a character expressing excitement with the quote: "Wow! I've never completed a crossword puzzle before! I should have cheated on Sam years ago!"

The art style is simplistic, with bold lines and a monochrome color scheme. The comic conveys a mix of humor and frustration regarding relationships through the crossword theme.

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**Panel 1:**
- A man with short, light brown hair, wearing a blue shirt, is startled and looks shocked as he yells, “AAAHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!”

**Panel 2:**
- A woman with blonde hair is depicted in a comically exaggerated state, showing a graphic representation of damaged lungs. She replies, “GOOD MORNING! THAT’S WHAT YOUR LUNGS MIGHT LOOK LIKE IF YOU DON'T STOP SMOKING TODAY!”
- The man is adjacent to her, looking at her with wide eyes.

**Panel 3:**
- A clock on a bedside table displays "8:20."
- The man continues speaking in a thought bubble: “Laurie probably thinks I’m weird, but practice is everything, and I need to be ready in case she ever actually does start smoking.”
- The man then resumes speaking aloud: “Now, where was I. Oh yeah… “LAURIE! THE KIDS ARE DEAD! THEY’RE ALL DEAD!”

The comic combines humor with a serious message about smoking and its health effects.

**Comic Description:**

The comic features two characters engaged in a conversation.

**Panel 1:**
- The setting is a casual environment, likely a café or living room, with a turquoise background.
- The first character is a young man with brown hair, wearing a blue shirt and seated at a table. He has a concerned expression.
- His dialogue is displayed in a speech bubble:
- "HEY! SORRY FOR THE DELAY BUT I PROMISE I'LL GET YOU SOMETHING GOOD TONIGHT."

**Panel 2:**
- The second character is a young woman with blonde hair, wearing a light-colored top. She has a reassuring expression.
- Her speech bubble says:
- "OH, DON'T WORRY, I—"

**Panel 3:**
- The young man interrupts her, looking surprised. His speech bubble reads:
- "WHAT? OH, SORRY, I WAS TALKING TO MY GENITALS."

The comic combines humor and miscommunication in their conversation.

The comic features two characters in a dialogue.

The first character, who appears concerned, says:
“TODD, BUDDY, THINGS ARE GETTIN’ DARK, I WANT—GACK—I WANT YOU TO TELL MY WIFE... I WOULD HAVE LOVED HER... FOREVER...”

The second character responds with:
“WOULD THAT BE JAPAN WIFE OR SWEDEN WIFE?”

The first character then expresses a sound:
“PIIIIIICK... OOOOOONE...”

The illustration depicts a dramatic and somewhat humorous exchange between the two characters against a backdrop that suggests tension or urgency.

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**Panel 1:**
A figure in a yellow cloak stands on a mountain path, holding a weapon. In the background, there are mountains and a structure, hinting at a mystical setting.
**Text:** "HALT!"

**Panel 2:**
A guard, wearing armor and a red face mask, speaks sternly. Behind him is another cloaked figure.
**Text:** "ALL WHO ENTER MUST PROVE THEY HAVE RENOUNCED ALL LOVE, DESIRE, AND PLEASURES OF THE FLESH. IT MAY TAKE YEARS, BUT-"

**Panel 3:**
The same guard now appears surprised as he looks at the cloaked figure revealing a book labeled "DUNGEONS & DRAGONS PLAYER'S HANDBOOK."

**Panel 4:**
The guard, still startled but slightly softer looking, acknowledges the figure in yellow.
**Text:** "YOU MAY PASS."

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**Panel 1:**
- **Text:** The father is saying, "NO! NO DAUGHTER OF MINE IS GETTING A TATTOO! PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU'RE A TRAMP!"
- The daughter responds with, "But DAAD!"
- The father has an annoyed expression while the daughter looks frustrated.

**Panel 2:**
- **Text:** "OKAY! OKAY! ON ONE CONDITION!"
- The father appears resigned, with an expression indicating he's giving in slightly.

**Panel 3:**
- The daughter is seen wearing a shirt that reveals a tattoo on her arm, which shows a heart with the words "TIPS" written inside it.
- She has a satisfied expression, indicating she's happy with the situation.

This comic depicts a humorous exchange between a father and daughter about getting a tattoo, highlighting generational differences in attitudes toward body art.

The comic features a colorful and intense scene.

### Text Description:

1. **Panel Text:**
- **Top Text:** "Dad always made the best Halloween masks."
- **Bottom Text:** "It's too bad he got killed by those aliens from Hell."

2. **Speech Balloons:**
- **From the monster:** "Gwaaagh!" (the word is large and jagged)
- **From the character being attacked:** "Kweegh!" (the word has a chaotic font)

### Visual Elements:
- The image features a large, monstrous skull with exaggerated features, like sharp teeth and glowing red eyes.
- The background is bright green, contrasting sharply with the white skull.
- The character looks distressed, emphasizing the horror of the scene.

This description aims to convey the visual and textual elements of the comic for accessibility.

**Comic Description:**

**Panel 1:**
- A character with a dark skin tone is depicted, raising one fist in a gesture of frustration. He has short hair and wears a green sweater over a collared shirt.
- Dialogue: "GET OUT!"

**Panel 2:**
- The same character appears more animated and expressive, emphasizing his point.
- Dialogue: "HEY! YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S CALLED 'SEPARATE BUT EQUAL,' AND IT'S CRAP! YOU HEAR ME? IT'S CRAP!"

**Panel 3:**
- A caption describes the scene: "Todd looked away longingly, wistfully. 'Someday, things are gonna change. But,' he sighed, 'for now I guess I'll have to stick to my own kind.'"

**Panel 4:**
- The final image shows Todd, looking downcast, as he approaches a door labeled “MEN’S RESTROOM.”
- Caption: "With a heavy heart, he entered the men’s restroom."

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**Panel 1:**
- The scene shows Jesus, depicted with long hair and a beard, wearing a white robe with a red sash. He is raising his arms and addressing a group of people.
- The text in a speech bubble from Jesus reads: "GOOD PEOPLE! I HAVE BEEN RESURRECTED THAT YOU MAY WITNESS THE MIGHT OF THE LORD, AND BE ABSOLVED OF YOUR SINS!"
- There are two people facing Jesus; one is a man with brown hair wearing a gray shirt, and the other is a woman with long hair in a brown top.

**Panel 2:**
- The background is bright, showing the sun and a partly cloudy sky, indicating a heavenly scene.
- The text reads: "MOMENTS PRIOR..."
- Below, there's a different depiction of Jesus, looking somewhat confused or exasperated. His speech bubble says: "HEY SON, YOU GET THAT PIZZA I ORDERED?"
- Jesus’ expression suggests a casual or humorous moment contrasting with the earlier serious tone.

**Overall Layout:**
- The comic has two panels, with the first capturing a serious heavenly moment and the second revealing a humorous context.
- The color palette is vibrant, with an emphasis on yellows and whites for the skies and lighter tones for the characters.

This description captures the essence and humor of the comic while being mindful of accessibility for those who may not see the images clearly.

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**Panel 1:**
"I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME, AND THE FOOD SUPPLY’S RUNNIN’ LOW. THIS MAY SOUND GROSS, BUT IT’S YOUR ONLY HOPE. IF I DIE... I WANT YOU TO EAT... FRED'S BODY."

**Panel 2:**
"That should give you the energy to build my mausoleum."

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1. **Person with a green and yellow hat**: "HEY! YOU OWE MY WHORES $400!"
2. **Person in the middle**: "YEAH?! WELL HE OWES ME MY WHORES $800!"
3. **Person with a red hat**: "OH YEAH?! WELL HE OWES ME $2,000 FOR KILLING MY WHORES!"
4. **Person with a purple shirt**: "Okay, calm down. Relax - think - what would Jesus do?"

**Caption at the bottom**: "For a split second, Fred attempted to wash the feet of a leper before ultimately being beaten to death."

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**Panel 1:**
Person 1 (female, wearing a red dress): "So... do we need to go home and get you out of those clothes?"

**Panel 2:**
Person 2 (male, wearing a tuxedo): "Oh my dear, I think you know the answer to that question..."

**Caption (below the panels):**
"With his teeth gleaming a pearly white, and an eyebrow rakishly crooked, Julian once again wet himself."

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**Character 1 (wearing a yellow hat):** "HEY, YOU GUYS PUT PICKLES ON MY BURGER, AND I HAD ASKED FOR GYAH!"

**Narration at the bottom:** "Even to this day, I eat fast food only occasionally."

**Text on can:** "MILITARY GRADE FISS FAT"

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**Panel 1:**
- Person 1: "OH HI. ARE YOU STEVE?"

**Panel 2:**
- Person 2: "STEVE IS DEAD! BY NATURAL LAW, I - RODNEY - AM NOW YOUR BLIND DATE!"

**Bottom Text:**
"The blind dating scene sure has changed a lot since all the world’s governments collapsed at once."

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**Description:** The comic depicts a wedding scene inside a church. In the foreground, a bride in a white dress is holding hands with a groom, who is wearing a suit. They are standing before an officiant. A speech bubble emanates from the officiant, who is saying, "AND IF ANY ONE CAN GIVE A REASON THESE TWO SHOULD NOT BE JOINED, LET HIM SPEAK NOW, OR -". A second speech bubble, likely from the groom, exclaims, "HE’S A JERK!" The bride responds with a speech bubble saying, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT!"

In the background, several guests are seated, some looking surprised or amused by the exchange.

At the bottom, there is an added commentary: "Ugh. Why do I keep inviting dad to my weddings?"

This description conveys the comic’s context, characters, and dialogue in a detailed manner.

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**Panel 1:**
Character 1 (speaking to another): "Oh her? I mean, we came together, but we're not, like, dating."

**Panel 2:**
Caption below: "Technically, I wasn't lying about my wife."

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1. **Speech bubble:** "CAN'T WE PUT THE LIGHTS ON?"
2. **Speech bubble:** "I'M SORRY... IT'S MY FIRST TIME, AND I'D REALLY BE A LOT MORE COMFORTABLE... NOT SEEING... EVERYTHING."
3. **Speech bubble:** "OKAY, OKAY..."
4. **Caption:** "Who am I to argue? He’s the surgeon."

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The comic features a scene with two characters: a boy and a woman. The boy has light orange hair and is wearing a green shirt. He is holding a card that reads "TO THE BEST MOM EVER." The woman, who has brown hair and is wearing a yellow top with a pink collar, is looking at him with a smile.

The text in the comic includes:

1. The woman exclaims, "OH SON!"
2. The boy asks, "Could you get this to dad's new wife?"

The background shows a simple interior with a picture on the wall.

**Comic Description:**

- **Character 1 (Lois)**: A woman with dark hair wearing a pink hat and a black top.
- **Character 2 (Clark)**: A man with short hair, wearing a red top and looking somewhat unwell.

**Text:**

1. **Clark**: "Lois, I want you to know that... I was Superman. So, you may have thought you were cheating on me, but in my eyes, you were always faithful."
2. **Lois**: "Oh Clark! Somehow I always knew..."
3. **Lois**: "I love you."
4. **Clark**: "I love you too."
5. **Clark**: "You were the Green Lantern, too, right?"
6. **Lois**: "Huh?"
7. **Clark**: "Nothing!"

The comic plays with themes of love, loyalty, and humorous misunderstandings.

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**Panel 1:**
- Character on the left: A man with brown hair, wearing glasses and a dark shirt. He's holding a newspaper and looking somewhat apologetic.
- Speech bubble from the man: "Sweetie, I'm sorry. I can't take you to the zoo today - I have work."

**Panel 2:**
- Character on the right: A girl with long blonde hair, wearing a red shirt with a heart on it. She has a bright smile, looking excited as she gestures toward something she is holding.
- Speech bubble from the girl: "But Daddy, look what I got you!"

**Panel 3:**
- A close-up from the man's perspective, showing his expression shift to surprise.
- His thought bubble: "Oh hey, it's a-"

**Final text beneath the panels:**
"It was at this point that I noticed the gun."

The comic conveys a humorous and unexpected twist through the dialogue and the final text.

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**Panel 1:**
- A man is on the phone. He has short brown hair and is wearing a light-colored shirt and a green sweater. He is looking slightly awkward or tense.
- Text (from the man): “HEY SUZANNE… IT’S… UH… NOT YOUR HUSBAND.”

**Panel 2:**
- A woman with long red hair holds the phone to her ear, smiling. She is wearing a casual top and looking engaged in the conversation.
- Text (from the woman): “NOT MY HUSBAND? THAT SOUNDS HOT.”

**Panel 3:**
- A man stands in a doorway wearing a green t-shirt and appears slightly confused or concerned. He has short brown hair.
- Below the panels, there is a caption that reads: “I miss my first wife - the smart one who cheated on me.”

The overall tone of the comic is humorous, with a twist in the conversation leading to a punchline about relationships.

**Panel Description:**
The comic features a tense interaction between two characters.

- **Character 1**: A man in a black suit and hat stands with a stern expression, holding a gun. His posture is assertive and threatening.
- **Character 2**: A man lying in a hospital bed, looking frail and distressed, with a terrified expression on his face.

**Text:**
- **Character 2 (on the bed)**: “D-Doctor Sloan?”
- **Character 1**: “I said two weeks to live, Mr. Jeffers. That was three Mondays ago. Did you see the MD on my wall? Did you think that was for show?! Huh?!”

**Sound Effect**: At the bottom left, there's a sound effect indicating a noise: “TCH! TCH!”

The overall tone is dramatic and intense, depicting a life-and-death scenario.

**Comic Description:**

*Panel 1:*
A man with short brown hair and glasses is speaking. He is wearing a light blue shirt and is facing a woman with blonde hair styled in loose waves. The background is a solid teal color. The man says:

“I'M GONNA RECOMMEND A LIFT, PLUS 30 CCS SALINE FOR THE LEFT BREAST, AND AT LEAST 45 CCS FOR THE RIGHT BREAST.”

*Panel 2:*
The woman looks slightly concerned or surprised, responding with a hesitant:

“OKAY…”

*Text at the bottom:*
“I'M THINKING IT'S TIME I STARTED PATRONIZING A DIFFERENT FOOT LOCKER.”

**Comic Description:**

**Panel 1:**
- A muscular, naked man is standing sideways with his arms crossed. He has a light brown skin tone and is smiling. The background features a green landscape with a purple sky, a sun on the right, and a waterfall on the left. The man is speaking with a speech bubble that says: "SURE THING, GOD! I’D LOVE TO HAVE A WIFE TO - HEYYYYYY, WAIT A MINUTE."

**Panel 2:**
- The same man is now looking thoughtful, resting his chin on his hand. The background remains similar, with the sun and green hills. He's holding a hand to his face as if pondering something. He has a speech bubble that reads: "WHICH RIB?"

The comic features a scene inside a car, where a man is animatedly speaking to two passengers.

**Text in the speech bubble from the man:**
"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!!!"

The man appears to be frustrated or excited, with an outstretched arm, possibly holding a card that says "GRAND CANYON."

The two passengers, one on the left and one on the right, look surprised or concerned.

**Text below the image:**
"Dad hated it when we cheated at Car Bingo."

The overall tone of the comic suggests a humorous take on a family road trip incident.

The comic consists of the following elements:

1. **Visual Description**:
- A doctor with a smiling expression, wearing glasses and a headband, is presenting a large red heart. He is holding the heart with the word "HYSTERECTOMY!" written in bold uppercase letters on it.
- To the right, there is a person with short blonde hair, looking surprised or awkward.
- The background is a solid blue color, and the characters are outlined in black.

2. **Text Description**:
- At the bottom of the comic, the text reads: "What made this moment more awkward was that Valentine's Day wasn’t for another seven months."

This comic employs humor through an unexpected and out-of-place medical reference in relation to Valentine's Day, creating an awkward scenario.

The comic features three characters: a young girl on the left with dark hair and a green shirt, a woman with blonde hair wearing a light pink top in the center, and a man with brown hair in a brown shirt on the right.

The woman speaks to the girl, saying:

“Sweetie, we know you wanted a pony, but money's been pretty tight this year, so we went with a gift a little more in our price range.”

The man is holding a wrapped gift. Below them, there is an open box that is empty, labeled with the word "Nothing."

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**Panel 1:**
**Character 1:**
"YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I'M A VEGAN?! BECAUSE ANIMALS FEEL PAIN, OKAY?! DON’T BELIEVE ME?! HUH?! WELL I’LL SHOW YOU!!"

**Panel 2:**
**Narration:**
"Ultimately, I felt compelled to agree to his argument."

**Panel 3:**
**Narration:**
"Frankly, I would’ve agreed with just about anything to get him to stop beating me with that sack of kittens."

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**Comic Description:**

*Panel 1:* A conversation is depicted between two characters. On the left, a uniformed worker, holding a piece of paper or a sign, looks frustrated and says, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?" The background features a stylized cityscape with purple buildings.

*Panel 2:* The other character, a driver inside a red car, responds with a slightly confused expression, saying, "READ THE SIGN, SIR." The car has a visible rear end with an open door and two seats showing.

*Sound effect:* A whimsical text "PFFFFT..." represents the sound of air, suggesting a humorous situation.

*Bottom Sign:* A sign below features the text in bold yellow, saying "DO NOT BACK UP: SEVERE TIRE DAMAGE!" The sign is attached to a post, indicating a warning for vehicles.

The comic utilizes bright colors and cartoonish characters to convey a humorous misunderstanding related to driving regulations.

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1. **Top Left (Speaker 1)**: "My God! You've proven Riemann's hypothesis! You're not even a trained mathematician, are you?!"

2. **Middle (Speaker 2)**: "Just the janitor, sir."

3. **Middle (Speaker 1)**: "No family or friends in the field?!"

4. **Bottom (Speaker 2)**: "I don’t have any friends or family..."

5. **Bottom (Speaker 1)**: "Really?!"

6. **Caption (Bottom of the comic)**: "Like most mathematics award acceptance speeches, Dr. Anderson's focused mainly on why we should stop looking for the janitor’s body."

The comic panel contains the following elements:

**Text:**
- At the top of the panel, there is a caption that reads: "Suzette had a fairly unique way of apologizing."
- Above the character on the left, there is an exclamation bubble that says: "THIS IS BECAUSE OF THE CHEATING!"
- The character on the right has a lamp on their head and green cake pieces flying off, indicating they are being hit with cake.

**Visual Description:**
- The background is orange.
- The character on the left is a woman with short blonde hair, depicted in an angry pose as she holds a piece of cake.
- The character on the right is a man with light brown hair and an open mouth, looking surprised or shocked as he reads a magazine called "Judy Weekly."
- He is wearing a blue shirt.

This helps convey the humorous situation involving Suzette apologizing in a playful and unique way.

The comic features a conversation between two characters:

1. **Panel 1**:
- Character on the left (father) with a stern expression and holding a bat.
- Speech bubble: "DADDY... I'M PREGNANT."

2. **Panel 2**:
- The father responds, looking angry.
- Speech bubble: "WHERE IS THE FILTHY BASTARD WHO DID THIS TO YOU?"

3. **Caption at the bottom**:
- "You’d think after five years dad would have accepted my marriage to Todd."

The overall tone of the comic is dramatic and a bit humorous, showcasing a surprising family dynamic in a serious situation.

The comic panel features a character resembling a vampire, dressed in a black suit with a red cape and a bow tie. He has exaggerated facial features, with sharp fangs and a mischievous grin. Behind him is a background depicting a U.S. flag, suggesting a political setting.

The text in the speech bubble reads:
"And there will be a ten per cent decrease in the tax on the blood of innocent maidens!"

Below the image, there is additional text:
"Many of us felt Senator von Fangula was just pandering to his constituency."

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**Panel 1:**
- Driver: "Ooh, honey. You hit him pretty hard."
- Passenger: "Oh my God."

**Panel 2:**
- Driver: "It's okay, I'll leave a note."
- Passenger: "O-kay..."

**Panel 3:**
- Driver (writing a note): "WHALE KEEPS PAYIN' FOR A HORN?"

**Panel 4:**
- (A man is on the ground, appearing injured, reading the note with blood on the floor.)

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The comic features two characters, a woman and a man, who are engaged in a conversation.

**Top Dialogue:**
- The woman, wearing a wedding dress and a tiara, exclaims, "OH DARLING! THIS WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"
- The man, with short hair and a suit, responds enthusiastically, "ME TOO! LET'S GET MARRIED HERE AGAIN ON OUR FIRST ANNIVERSARY!"

**Bottom Dialogue:**
- A thought bubble appears from an unseen narrator who states, "OH WHAT A ROMANTIC IDEA!"
- Below the main scene, in smaller text, there is a caption that reads, "Imagine my embarrassment when Steve showed up a year later without his own new spouse."

The overall tone of the comic suggests a humorous twist on romantic plans, hinting at an unexpected situation. The art style is simple and cartoonish.

**Comic Title:** SMBC PRESENTS: PARENTING - THE RIGHT WAY
**Episode 1: Avoidin' Those Tears**

**Left Panel (Wrong Way):**
- Text: "KIDS, I SHOT MOM"
- Visual: A cartoonish scene with a character speaking to a group of kids, depicted in a simplistic art style.

**Right Panel (Right Way):**
- Text: "KIDS, I SHOT MOM... AND ICE CREAM CAME OUT!"
- Visual: The same character smiling and speaking, with the kids joyfully shouting "YAYYYY!" while holding ice cream cones.

This comic humorously contrasts two approaches to parenting, using exaggerated scenarios.

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**Panel 1:**
- The title at the top reads, "PRINCE CHARMING!"
- A man with light brown hair, wearing a blue and white outfit, is speaking. He has a friendly expression and says, "Actually, I'm technically only a half-prince. It's really quite a funny story, you see..."

**Panel 2:**
- Below, a woman with long blonde hair, wearing a yellow gown and a small crown, is smiling and listening to the man.

**Caption at the bottom:**
- "Slowly but surely, Sleeping Beauty began to realize she couldn't feel her legs."

This comic blends humor with a slightly unexpected turn in the narrative. Let me know if you need anything else!

**Text Description of the Comic:**

The comic features a sinister figure cloaked in a dark red robe with a hood that obscures their face, except for a menacing smile with sharp teeth. Their hands are elongated with sharp, claw-like fingers.

The figure is leaning over a pot, with a speech bubble that reads:

"Good GOOD! THE TIME DRAWS EVER CLOSER!"

Below this, another line states:

" Soon the fish sticks would be done."

The overall tone is eerie, suggesting a humorous twist on an ominous theme, as the figure anticipates the cooking of fish sticks. The background is minimal, allowing focus on the character and their expression.

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**Panel 1:**
- Speaker (dressed in a tuxedo): "SUSAN AND I HAD A WONDERFUL THIRTY YEARS TOGETHER. BUT, I KNOW SHE WOULDN'T WANT US TO DWELL ON DEATH, BUT TO FOCUS ON LIFE... ON... THE FUTURE."

**Panel 2:**
- Speaker (continuing): "ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SHELLY?"

**Caption at the bottom:** "It was at this point that the wedding music began."

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**Top Section:**
- A villainous figure dressed in a red and black outfit stands atop a colorful mountain range with a rainbow in the background.
- The character has a sinister smile and is dramatically gesturing with one hand raised, holding a scepter.
- The speech bubble reads: “NOW THAT I AM KING OF HAPPY LAND, FUN SHALL BE OUTLAWED!”

**Middle Section:**
- Below him, there’s a large, whimsical cake that resembles a castle and has various elements of candy, like striped candy canes.
- There are several cartoon animals and characters in a state of distress around the cake.

**Characters:**
- A yellow smiley face is amidst the chaos.
- A character with pink hair, wearing a pink shirt, has a worried expression and appears to be shouting.
- Other characters look panicked or shocked, depicted with exaggerated facial expressions.

**Bottom Section:**
- The caption at the bottom states: “In Happy Land, ‘fun’ is slang for absinthe.”

Each component is filled with bright colors and exaggerated expressions typical of a cartoon style.

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**Panel 1:**
- A large yellow speech bubble contains the text: "BILLY- YOU BETTER NOT HAVE ANY MORE NIGHTMARES- EVER!"
- The character speaking is an adult male, appearing stern. He has short, brown hair and is wearing a red shirt with a white collar.
- There is a chainsaw in the background, indicating a humorous or exaggerated threat.

**Panel 2:**
- A young boy, Billy, looks alarmed. He has blonde hair and a stressed expression, conveying fear.
- The chainsaw is depicted in front of him, making a motion with the sound effect "WHRRRRRR!"
- There’s a bedside clock on the table showing the time as 3:00 AM, emphasizing the late hour.

**Caption Below:**
- The text states: "It turns out that this technique doesn't really work."
- The next line reads: "Good thing I never used it on my own kids."

The overall tone is comedic, relying on exaggeration for humorous effect. The comic plays on the irony of a dramatic method being ineffective for managing nightmares.

### Comic Description:

**Panel 1:**
- A figure wearing a red outfit and a headband is standing with a sword in hand, looking up with a surprised expression. They say:
- "Wow, really? Heaven? After all those teens I slashed?"

**Panel 2:**
- An elderly man with a beard, dressed in robes, is sitting at a pulpit or podium, holding a scroll. He looks incredulous and responds:
- "What? Oh right, you guys are still using that mistranslated Ten Commandments. Here."

**Text at the bottom:**
- In bold, it reads:
- "5 Honor thy father and mother... by slashin' more teens!"

The comic uses humor to discuss the concept of commandments and moral interpretation in a comedic light, depicting a character questioning the judgment based on their past actions.

The comic features a character with long hair and a beard, dressed in a red outfit with a black cape, looking frustrated. He holds a small bag of coins in one hand and exclaims, "TWO COINS? WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?!"

In the background, there is a speech bubble that says "HUZZAH!"

At the bottom, a caption reads: "Now and then, just for fun, Robin Hood likes to switch things up a little."

Here’s the transcription of the comic:

**Text in the comic:**
- Top speech bubble: "OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING?!"
- Sign on the wall: "RUSSIAN ROULETTE CLUB (no one under 4th grade allowed!)"
- Another speech bubble from a character: "Zucks!"

**Narration at the bottom:**
"Shaking his head, his look of embarrassment barely disguised, dad flipped the safety to the off position."

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**Comic Description:**

The first panel features a conversation between two characters. One character, wearing a green shirt and glasses, is gesturing thoughtfully with his right hand on his chin. He has short hair and appears to be seated in a room. The speech bubble from him reads:

"Well... it goes against my parental ethics, but okay, it's a deal. You can see that PG-13 movie."

In the second panel, the text at the bottom reads:

"With a triumphant smirk, Billy agreed to share his meth with me."

**Visual Elements:**

- The background is minimal, indicating an indoor setting.
- One character has a light brown hairstyle and a neutral expression, seated slightly to the left.
- The other character appears more animated and expressive.

**Graphic Style:**

- The artwork uses clear, bold lines with simple colors.
- Expressions are exaggerated to convey emotion effectively.

Overall, the comic combines humor with a more serious theme in a conversational format.

The comic features two characters in a nighttime setting.

**Character 1:** A man wearing a blue cap with a yellow "T" logo, blue shirt, and a smile. He is depicted speaking to the second character.

**Character 2:** An older woman with gray hair, wearing a pink top, holding a drink. She looks engaged in the conversation.

**Text:**
- **Character 2:** "JOSEPH, DO YOU THINK YOU'LL EVER SETTLE DOWN?"
- **Character 1:** "OH GWEN, YOU KNOW I ONLY HAVE ONE TRUE MISTRESS – MY STABLE OF SLUTS."
- **Subtitle:** "Specifically, Joseph was referring to stable 4."

The comic uses humor related to relationships and wordplay about "stable."

The comic features a menacing figure in a red hooded cloak, positioned in a shadowy corner. It is laughing evilly and speaking a monologue.

The text reads:

"HAAAAHHAHAHAH!
WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!
OVER THE COURSE OF THE NEXT 13 HOURS,
THE WALLS WILL SLOWLY CLOSE IN UNTIL YOU
ARE CRUSHED TO—
HEY! STOP IT! THAT DOOR'S SUPPOSED
TO BE LOCKED! HEY! COME ON! STOP IT!
PLEASE?!"

There are visual elements such as blood splatters and a frightened character with short orange hair who looks visibly distressed.

The comic depicts a mountainous landscape against a blue sky.

On the mountain's face, the words "PRESIDENTS ARE GREAT!" are carved into the rock.

At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption that reads: "Personally, I like the new Mount Rushmore a lot better."

The scene includes a few small, stylized green trees scattered over the rocky terrain.

**Comic Description:**

In the comic, there are two characters standing under a tree with snow falling around them. The first character, a man with brown hair, is speaking and saying, "Son, women are like fine wine." His facial expression is serious.

The second character is a child, wearing a pink hat with a white furry brim and a big smile, suggesting they are listening intently.

Below the image, there is additional text that reads: "This advice would have been less worrisome if dad hadn't spent the last 17 hours smashing Pinot Grigio with a sledgehammer yelling 'This is what you get! This is what you get!'"

The overall tone of the comic combines humor with a slightly chaotic scenario, hinted at by the father's antics.

The comic features two characters: one is a superhero in a bat-themed costume (resembling Batman) and the other is a young woman with orange hair.

**Text:**
- The superhero says, "NO NEED!"
- The young woman exclaims, "WAIT! DO YOU HAVE A -"
- Below the characters, there’s a caption that reads, "The bat-diaphragm is 0% effective at preventing bat-pregnancy."

Visually, the superhero has a broad smile, and the young woman appears surprised. The background is colored in a way that suggests a lighthearted tone.

The comic consists of two panels with the following text:

**Panel 1:**
- Speech bubble from a character: "Son, we have something to tell you... you were... adopted."

**Panel 2:**
- Caption at the bottom: "Apparently, I would be meeting my new parents that afternoon."

The characters in the comic include a young boy with blonde hair and two adults, one with light brown hair and a green shirt and the other with blonde hair wearing a light-colored blouse. The background is a solid color, likely green.

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**Panel 1:**
A man with medium-length brown hair and a blue shirt is sitting in a doctor's office. He has a concerned expression and asks, "So Doc, what is it?"

**Panel 2:**
The doctor, wearing a white lab coat with a stethoscope around his neck, has a big grin on his face. He responds enthusiastically, "Oh, I'm just itch in' to tell you!"

**Panel 3:**
The doctor continues, appearing even more excited, with exaggerated hand gestures.

**Panel 4:**
The doctor, still smiling, prepares to deliver a punchline.

**Panel 5:**
The doctor finally reveals the diagnosis with a serious expression, saying, "You have herpes."

**Panel 6:**
The patient looks shocked and confused, with his arms crossed and a bemused expression. He simply responds, "So..."

This comic utilizes humor to convey a sensitive subject in a light-hearted manner.

The comic features two characters in a dialogue scene.

- On the left, there's a man with light brown hair and a green shirt, looking surprised while holding a dagger pointed toward the back of another character's head.
- The character on the right has medium-length blonde hair and is seen from the side, with a dagger stuck in the back of his head.
- The background is a simple blue.

The text at the bottom of the comic reads: "I narrowly managed to win the staring contest."

**Comic Description:**

The comic features a man with long hair, sitting at a table and writing on a scroll. He holds a quill in his right hand and appears to be focused on his writing. The background is a simple dark green color.

**Text in the Comic:**

1. **On the Scroll (in large text):** "OH YES IT'S LADIES NIGHT AND THE FEELIN'S RIGHT"
2. **At the Bottom (smaller text):** "For centuries many of Shakespeare’s finest works were unappreciated."

This comic humorously contrasts the playful nature of the text on the scroll with the serious notion of Shakespeare's works going unrecognized over time.

Here’s the detailed description of the comic panel:

**Panel 1:**
- A man in a tuxedo stands with a serious expression on his face. He has dark hair and appears to be looking at a woman.
- Above him, speech bubble: “Gwarghh. Rarrghah. Muahghh.”

**Panel 2:**
- Close-up of a woman’s face with light hair, looking distressed. She has a tear on her cheek.
- Speech bubble from her: “Help. Help.”

**Text at the bottom:**
- "My favorite King Kong adaptation is the one from the 40s, starring Humphrey Bogart."

The artwork features a muted color palette, giving it a dramatic feel. The expressions on the characters convey a sense of urgency and tension.

The comic features a red car with noticeable damage on the side. A person with short blonde hair and a purple shirt stands next to the car, holding a piece of paper. The paper has the word "SUCK-ER!" written on it in bold letters.

At the bottom of the image, there is a text caption that reads: "I try to always leave a note when I ding someone's car."

Here's the transcription of the text from the comic:

**Panel 1:**
- Character 1: "HOW COULD YOU LET YOUR HOUSE CATCH FIRE?!"
- Character 2: "YEAH IDIOT! GEEZ!"

**Caption at the bottom:**
"After the fire engine ran out of water, we were forced to improvise."

Here is the detailed transcription of the comic:

**Panel 1:**
Doctor (with glasses and a stethoscope):
"I'm sorry ma'am - your husband didn't survive the operation."
*(A phone is ringing off to the side: "RING-RING-RING")*

**Panel 2:**
Doctor (on the phone):
"What?! Really?! Yeah, I just told her he was dead!"

**Panel 3:**
Doctor (still on the phone):
"Okay, okay - let me get off the phone."

**Panel 4:**
*(An older woman with glasses sits on a couch, looking surprised.)*
Older Woman:
"Steelers won!"
*(The doctor in the last panel is smiling and appears excited.)*

The comic text reads:

"Sorry, Bride of Satan! As you can see I've created a circle of salt, past which your wicked powers cannot penetr-"

Accompanying this, a green-skinned witch holds a gun with a sound effect illustrated as "CLICK." The witch appears to be interrupted in her speech.

The setting is a cartoonish depiction with bold colors, enhancing the comic's humorous tone.

The comic features a smiling man wearing a white hat and a bow tie, holding a red and blue coupon book while speaking to a woman with blonde hair. The text bubble from the man's speech reads:

"This coupon book is worth over fifteen-hundred dollars in savings!"

At the bottom of the image, there's a caption stating:

"Rule of Hooking, No. 1: Always demand payment up front."

**Comic Description:**

The comic features a scene set in a dining room with a table.

**Text in Speech Bubbles:**
- A character (the son) says: "But mom!"
- Another character (the mother) responds: "I'm sorry son, but rules are rules. Now, finish your plate."

**Caption at the Bottom:**
"Just prior to the end of dinner, a lightbulb had fallen from the chandelier onto my plate."

The artwork includes details such as curtains, a chandelier, and the son seated at the table looking frustrated while the mother stands with a plate.

The comic features a scene where a man, appearing angry and intense, is pointing a large, cartoonish gun (which seems to be a prop, possibly a toy) at another character. The man has short, wavy hair and is wearing a blue shirt. He shouts in capital letters:

"TAKE IT BACK! YOU TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

In the background, a woman with blonde hair and a casual outfit looks surprised and slightly amused.

At the bottom of the panel, there is a caption that reads:

"The lady said no pickles!"

**Comic Description:**

- **Panel 1:**
- Background: A colorful landscape with purple mountains and a vibrant orange sky. The sun is rising or setting, casting rays.
- Foreground: A person, viewed from behind, holding a baseball bat, appears to aim at an object in the distance. They are wearing a dark shirt and light pants.
- Midground: A small cat with orange fur is standing on a target or object, with a surprised expression and saying "MEW?" in a speech bubble.

- **Text at the bottom of the panel:** "It was nice to finally get a little time away from the parish."

The scene presents a juxtaposition of a serene outdoor setting with an unusual scenario centering around the cat and a baseball bat.

Here’s the transcription of the comic text as accurately as possible:

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**Top Panel:**

- Child 1: "DADDY LIKES ME BEST."
- Child 2: "NO, DADDY LIKES ME BEST!"

**Middle Panel:**

- Child 1: "NO ME!"
- Child 2: "ME!"
- Child 1: "KIDS!"

**Bottom Panel:**

- Adult: "WHAT A RIDICULOUS THING TO ARGUE ABOUT! HERE, I'LL FLIP A COIN."
- Caption: "Turns out I like George Washington better than either of them."

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The comic features a character resembling Batman, dressed in a blue and gray costume. He is holding a piece of paper and looking contemplative. The dialogue reads:

**Top speech bubble:** "AM I GOING TO ROB THE CONTEMPORARY ART MUSEUM AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT?"

**Bottom text:** "Sometimes I feel like The Riddler just isn’t trying anymore."

The background shows a window with a star shape silhouetted, contributing to the mood of the scene.

The comic features a scene set in a wooded area with trees in the background.

- **Text at the bottom:** "Divorce is never easy."
- **Character:** A man with light brown hair styled upwards is holding a mobile phone. He is wearing a yellow shirt.
- **Mobile phone screen (text message):** " TEXT MESSAGE: :/ sry!"

The overall tone conveys a sense of disappointment or regret related to the theme of divorce.

The comic features a character with curly hair, looking at a piece of paper. The background depicts a simple room with a window and a shadow indicating a person's legs. The paper she's holding has the handwritten text:

- "TENNIS!"
- "WAITING TO DIE"
- "MACRAME!"

At the bottom of the comic, the caption reads: "The nursing home had an excellent brochure."

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**Panel 1:**
A hand is shown knocking on a door, with the dialogue: "KNOCK KNOCK!"

**Panel 2:**
A woman standing in a doorway responds: "YES?"

**Panel 3:**
Another character with an unsure expression says: "WOW... HOW DO I PUT THIS NICELY..."

**Panel 4:**
The same character then asks: "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR HUSBAND AND A CORPSE?"

**Panel 5:**
The woman reacts with shock: "OH MY GOD... JON..."

**Panel 6:**
The punchline: "THE CORPSE ISN'T DIVORCING YOU!" with the first character gesturing.

**Small text at the bottom:** "YOU'VE GOT SERVICE!"

The comic contains the following text:

**Panel 1:**
"I carved your name into my FACE because we’re in LOVE."

**Panel 2:**
"I could already tell she was going to be one of those girls who expects you to pay for everything."

The comic features two characters with light brown and blonde hair facing each other with smiles. They are in a dialogue bubble exchange, with the first character saying "MONEY!" and the second character responding with "SEX!".

At the bottom of the comic, the caption reads: "We decided to keep our marriage vows succinct."

The background is a solid deep red, and the characters are outlined against it.

**Comic Description:**

- **Background:** The panel has a vibrant orange and yellow background with radiating lines, creating an intense atmosphere.

- **Text:** At the top, bold and exaggerated text reads "HAHAHAHAHA!"

- **Characters:**
- The central figure is a smiling man wearing a brown prison uniform, holding a tool that appears to be a power drill, accompanied by a manic expression.
- On either side, two other figures are depicted in blue prison uniforms, seemingly in distress. They have expressions of horror, with exaggerated features showing shock.

- **Sound Effects:** Below the central figure, there's a series of sounds represented as "RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT," indicating the noise of the drill.

- **Caption:** At the bottom, a caption reads: "Finally the tunnel out of jail could be built in peace."

Overall, the comic conveys a humorous and chaotic scene involving a prison escape attempt.

**Comic Description:**

The setting is a classroom with a blackboard. On the blackboard, there's a chalk-written math problem.

**Text:**

1. **Teacher (speaking to the class):** "KIDS, MR. TURLINGTON HAD TO ATTEND HIS WIFE’S FUNERAL TODAY. HOWEVER, HE LEFT YOU A HOMEWORK PROBLEM."

2. **On the blackboard:**
- "Kids: If a train leaves from 5 miles away, and you start walking toward it at 3 miles per hour, is life a meaningless series of pathetic tragedies?"

The teacher is depicted with short hair and wearing glasses, standing near the blackboard. The students are visible but not clearly detailed. The overall mood of the comic mixes dark humor with a poignant question.

Here's the text from the comic transcribed as accurately as possible:

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**Dialogue:**

- Character 1 (a priest): "WHAT THE?! HOW DID I END UP HERE?"

- Character 2 (a figure in a dark outfit): "LET'S SEE... AH, BACK IN 1987, SOME KID SAID 'DAMN YOU' UNDER HIS BREATH. YEAH, IT ONLY TAKES ONE."

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**Caption at the bottom:** "Life Tip: No one has ever gone to heaven."

The comic features a dramatic scene with a woman in a pink shirt, appearing distressed in a bathtub filled with water. She has blonde hair and an exaggerated facial expression, suggesting she's struggling. Above her, a speech bubble shouts:

"DROWN! DROWN IN YOUR LIES!!!"

The woman also expresses her struggle with the text:

"UNKGH! URGH! GURGH!"

At the bottom of the comic, the caption reads:

"Susan was so excited that I'd booked a cruise for our anniversary, she could hardly believe it."