Comic #6147: wizardry
Description
Here is a transcription of the comic's text:
Panel 1:
- Character 1: "DEAR GOD, HOW COME NO WIZARD MAGIC?"
- Character 2: "WHAT?"
Panel 2:
- Character 1: "HOW COME WE CAN'T DO WIZARD MAGIC LIKE IN HARRY POTTER? YOU COULD HAVE A SELF-CONSISTENT PHYSICS THAT ALLOWS FOR FLYING TRAINS AND TALKING BOOKS AND UNICORNS."
- Character 2: "OH? YOU WANT FLYING TRAINS? YOU MEAN LIKE, FOR INSTANCE, AIRPLANES? OR ROCKETS? OR BLIMPS?"
Panel 3:
- Character 1: "AND YOU WANT A TALKING BOOK? YOU MEAN LIKE THE ONE IN YOUR POCKET THAT ALSO ANSWERS ALL QUESTIONS, LETS YOU CALL PEOPLE AROUND THE PLANET, AND PLAYS VIDEOS OF ANYTHING YOU LIKE? YOU WANT TO TRY LOOKING UP PORNO ON A MAGIC WIZARD BOOK, DO YOU?"
Panel 4:
- Character 1: "YOU KNOW WHAT A UNICORN IS? IT'S A HORSE WITH A KERATIN GROWTH IN THE MIDDLE OF ITS FACE."
- Character 2: "WELL, THEY CAN ALSO DETECT VIRGINS."
Panel 5:
- Character 1: "YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE CAN DETECT VIRGINS? ASKING PEOPLE IF THEY'RE VIRGINS."
Panel 6:
- Character 1: "YOU KNOW WHAT'S MORE AMAZING THAN A HORSE WITH A FACIAL TUMOR THAT CAN'T GET LAID? A FUZZY BUG THAT TRANSFORMGRIFIES INTO A PAIR OF INCOMPETENT MONDIANS, FIXED IN GOSSAMER WINGS, BORN ALONG THE WIND TO ROSES AND SUNFLOWERS. IT'S CALLED A BUTTERFLY UNGRATEFUL DUNGHEAP."
Panel 7:
- Character 1: "I GUESS WHAT I WANT IS ALL THAT STUFF, BUT WITHOUT ANY EFFORT, AND WITH VAGUELY MEDIEVAL AESTHETICS."
- Character 2: "DID YOU KNOW THIS UNIVERSE PERMITS VIDEO GAMES?"
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