Comic #3077: 2013-10-20

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Panel 1:

• Visuals: Two cartoon characters; one has a large square head with a bright yellow color, while the other has brown skin and dark hair. Background is purple.
• Text:
  • Character with square head: "Wow! We're both recorded feminists! Finally I can admit it!"
  • Character with brown skin: "You're going through your own recording."

Panel 2:

• Visuals: Another character with short hair and moderate skin tone is present, looking intrigued.
• Text: "The ability to make the private world public created entire new realms of art."

Panel 3:

• Visuals: Graph with labeled axes; horizontal axis is "Time" and vertical axis is "Orgasm." The line trends upward over time.
• Text: "This is the first data going well!"

Panel 4:

• Visuals: Characters interacting in a discussion; one has a confident posture while the seated character appears curious.
• Text:
  • Character standing: "But, as in all recorded arts, most of the artists had to struggle for fame."
  • Character seated: "Wanna maybe see?"

Panel 5:

• Visuals: The apple of a character's eye shows concern; they’re relaxing in a bathtub.
• Text:
  • Character in anguish: "Maybe I can see our portfolio?"
  • Character in tub: "Was it good for you?"
  • Character in anguish: "Yeah, but I don’t think it’s publishable."

Panel 6:

• Visuals: A new character appears; they are assertive and address the audience directly.
• Text: "The sensual pleasures, once the most individual, became the most popular. The great erotic artists were treated like great companies."

Panel 7:

• Visuals: Another character animatedly explains.
• Text: "And those who were successful could not rest easy."

Panel 8:

• Visuals: Shifts to a different character, a man with a large beard.
• Text:
  • Beard man: "Why is she in a gorilla suit?"
  • Another character: "The gorilla represents strife!"

Panel 9:

• Visuals: Characters appear more animated, one leaning forward in excitement.
• Text: "Entire houses were devoted to ever more elaborate and absurd fantasies!"

Panel 10:

• Visuals: A character points to a screen while explaining.
• Text: "The recording is beyond human. 90% of the actors are virtual."

Panel 11:

• Visuals: A wise character with a long beard speaks thoughtfully.
• Text: "A counterculture developed. We've created erotic recordings that explore sexual minimalism in third millennium society."

Panel 12:

• Visuals: The beard man gestures expressively about addiction.
• Text: "Deprivation was the greatest aphrodisiac of all!"

Panel 13:

• Visuals: Intimate interactions are depicted in the background; expressions are focused and sincere.
• Text:
  • Beard man: "He doesn’t feel like sex or line talking about it? Because he has unresolved attachment to his first wife! Oh God, yes."

Panel 14:

• Visuals: The character with the square head speaks with a smirk.
• Text: "You may think you’re a boring person."

Panel 15:

• Visuals: An invitation hangs in the air, creating a dilemma.
• Text:
  • Square head character: "Honey… you wanna… get frisky tonight?"
  • Other character: "Not if I can think of a reason not to."

Panel 16:

• Visuals: A character is depicted in an alluring pose, while the square head character appears pensive.
• Text: "But you’re really just a special effect in a postmodern erotic simulation."

Panel 17:

• Visuals: The setting indicates nighttime, soft lighting suggests intimacy.
• Text:
  • Square head character: "Oh, now it’s 3AM and we’re just lying here, facing each other."
  • Other character: "So hot."

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