Comic #4303: gifts-from-god

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Panel 1: Person 1: "Remember, kids, every day is a gift from God!"

Panel 2: Child: "WHAT?!" Child: "Hey, God! Why'd you 'gift' me a day where my dog got run over by the ambulance that was too late to save my grandma?!"

Panel 3: God: "I had it narrowed down to either getting you a unicorn or doing the dead dog thing. I figured the dog thing would bring you closer to your mom."

Panel 4: Child: "It… did. It did bring us closer together!"

Panel 5: God: "Praise the Lord!!"

Panel 6: Child: "Yeah, she's gonna need you when your dad gets mauled by a bear."