Comic #4302: on-the-etiology-of-fuckers

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Title: A Sociological Fact

1. Panel 1:
   • A woman with gray hair, wearing glasses and a yellow shirt, stands behind a podium. She has a confident posture. The background is a light purple.
   • Text: "It is a sociological fact that 10% of any group is made up of fuckers. The question is why?"
2. Panel 2:
   • The woman continues speaking, gesturing with her hands.
   • Text: "By simple probability, fucker-free and fucker-laden communities should be easy to discover. And yet, they are never found."
3. Panel 3:
   • The woman is now pacing as she explains.
   • Text: "Do organizations attract fuckers, increasing their aggregate fuckery until they achieve carrying capacity?"
4. Panel 4:
   • The woman is standing with her arms crossed, contemplating.
   • Text: "Or does the existence of an organizational structure itself induce fuckery among a subset of members?"
5. Panel 5:
   • The scene shifts to a light green floor plan of a room with various figures representing humans, represented by green circles (non-fuckers), yellow circles (some fuckers), and a red circle (an alpha fucker).
   • Text: "After careful analysis and experiment, we discovered that all humans have a fucker quorum-sensing mechanism."
6. Panel 6:
   • Instances of green circles with a few red and yellow circles amongst them.
   • Text: "When at least ten humans are in a room and none are fuckers, they each experience an upregulation in fuckery-related hormones."
7. Panel 7:
   • A red circle representing the first person to reach critical fuckery emits a signal to the surrounding green circles.
   • Text: "The first person to reach critical fuckery emits a signal into the rest of the group."
8. Panel 8:
   • Shows the dynamics of attraction; high fuckery-related hormone individuals (depicted as yellow circles) are drawn toward the red circle.
   • Text: "Individuals too close to the alpha fucker will be repelled by intense fuckery, while individuals who are too peripheral will lose interest."
9. Panel 9:
   • The yellow circles close to the red circle become more intense in color, indicating a transformation.
   • Text: "Individuals in the 'goldfucks zone' will continue to upregulate until they become a full-blown bunch of fuckers."
10. Panel 10:
    • The woman speaks again, addressing the audience.
    • Text: "If the zone is too large, the group will begin rioting and disrupt. If it is too small, a new alpha fucker will emerge. The process continues until a stable 10% threshold is achieved."
11. Panel 11:
    • The woman asks the audience if they have questions.
    • Text: "Any questions?"
12. Panel 12:
    • A man (the audience) raises his hand, looking puzzled.
    • Text: "Do you think mathematics has made social science worse?"
13. Panel 13:
    • The woman responds with enthusiasm.
    • Text: "An alpha! An alpha!"

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