Comic #4301: citations-needed

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Panel 1:
"I REALIZED SOMETHING.
WAIT. SCIENTISTS NO LONGER KNOW ANY LATIN."

Panel 2:
"THIS PRESENTED AN OPPORTUNITY FOR THE FIRST MOVER.
HI, I’D LIKE TO GET MY NAME CHANGED."

Panel 3:
"THE MEANS WERE NOT ENTIRELY HONORABLE.
HELLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN."

Panel 4:
"BUT, I AM NOW THE MOST CITED RESEARCHER IN HISTORY.
MY NAME IS…
ET AL."

Panel 5:
"GASP!"