Comic #6393: nouning

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Sure! Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1: Person: "GOD, DOES MATH EXIST? LIKE, IS IT REAL?" God: "JEEEEZUS I HATE YOU HUMANS. WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A NOUN WITH YOU?"

Panel 2: Person: "DOES RUNNING EXIST? HAVE YOU EVER HELD A PIECE OF RUNNING? NO? HOW ABOUT TASTINESS? CAN YOU BREAK OFF A HUNK OF TASTINESS AND PUT IT IN A BOX?"

Panel 3: Person: "NO? WELL I GUESS IT’S SOME GREAT BIG MYSTERY THEN. WHOA, LIKE, DOES RUNNING 'EXIST'? IS IT 'OUT THERE'?"

Panel 4: God: "PLEASE BE MORE RESPECTFUL, GOD."

Note: The comic features a dialogue between a person and a representation of God, discussing the existence of abstract concepts like math and running.