Comic #6488: impure

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Panel 1: Character 1: "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE IN ONE OF THE IMPURE UNFUNDAMENTAL SCIENCES, BIOLOGIST?" Character 2: "KISS MY EVOLVED ASS, THAT'S HOW."

Panel 2: Character 2: "‘FUNDAMENTAL’ JUST MEANS THERE'S NO AVAILABLE DEEPER LEVEL OF ANALYSIS. WELL, I STUDY PATTERNS THAT CAN'T BE UNDERSTOOD AT A DEEPER LEVEL BECAUSE DOING SO WOULD TAKE MORE COMPUTER POWER THAN COULD CONCEIVABLY EXIST IN OUR UNIVERSE, YOU SHIT-QUARK." Character 1: "I AM STUDYING QUALITIES THAT DO NOT EXIST AT THE ‘FUNDAMENTAL’ LEVEL! I AM OPERATING AT THE FOUNDATIONS OF EPISTEMOLOGY FOR THE SYSTEM I AM STUDYING! THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME IS THAT YOUR SYSTEMS ARE SO SIMPLE, YOU CAN AFFORD TO PUT 400 DUDES ON FIGURING OUT HOW HALF A PARTICLE WORKS!"

Panel 3: Character 1: "I… I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY."

Panel 4: Character 2: "LET US COMPROMISE AND HATE THE CHEMISTS." Character 1: "IT IS WELL."

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