Comic #6487: dualism

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Panel 1: Person with glasses: "ARE YOU A DUALIST? DO YOU BELIEVE MIND AND BODY HAVE A FUNDAMENTALLY DIFFERENT NATURE?" Other person: "NAH."

Panel 2: Other person: "I'M A HYPERDUALIST. I BELIEVE AS LONG AS WE'RE INTRODUCING NEEDLESS DISTINCTIONS, WHY STOP AT TWO?"

Panel 3: Other person: "I'VE GOT MIND, BODY, SOUL, ESSENCE, SELF, PLUS MY TITS ARE SO BIG EACH GETS ITS OWN ONTOLOGICAL CATEGORY."

Panel 4: Person with glasses: "YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID NO." Person with orange hair: "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME OR MY MYSTERIOUS AND INEFFABLE LEFT BOOB?"