Comic #4348: a-job

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Comic Title: SMBC Comics

Panel 1:

• Left Character (Woman with Dark Hair): "THE BEST AVAILABLE DATA SUGGEST JOB INTERVIEWS ARE LARGELY POINTLESS, AND EVEN RESUMES TELL US NOTHING ABOUT YOUR ABILITY TO DO YOUR JOB WELL."

• Right Character (Woman with Glasses): "IRONICALLY, MY JOB IS TO SEE IF YOU CAN DO YOUR JOB, EVEN THOUGH I AM STATISTICALLY UNABLE TO DO MY JOB."

Panel 2:

• Left Character: "SO…"

Panel 3:

• Right Character: "SING MY NAME AS IF THERE'S A HEROIC OPERA ABOUT ME, TO DEMONSTRATE TEAM SPIRIT OR WHATEVER."

Panel 4:

• Right Character (Looking Confused): "THAT'S BENEATH MY DIGNITY!"

• Bubble (Text): "78 APPLICANTS."

Panel 5:

• Left Character (Shouting): "CHERYYL STOCKDAAALE!"