Comic #7101: bring-back
Description
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Comic Description:
The comic depicts a dialogue between a character standing in front of a lively and anthropomorphic robot named Auto-Tron-9X, who has a green eyepiece. The scene is set in a park or outdoors with trees in the background. The characters have a cartoonish style, with exaggerated features.
Text Transcription:
Panel 1:
- Auto-Tron-9X: “AUTO-TRON-9X, IS IT POSSIBLE TO BRING DEAD PEOPLE BACK WITH AI?”
- Auto-Tron-9X replies: “Of course.”
Panel 2:
- Character: “CAN YOU BRING BACK FAMOUS SCIENTISTS?”
- Auto-Tron-9X replies: “Sometimes.”
Panel 3:
- Auto-Tron-9X continues: “CONSIDER CHARLES DICKENS. HE WROTE 15 NOVELS, AND ENDLESS NOVELLAS, SHORT STORIES, ESSAYS… WE CAN RECOVER HIM SIMPLY BY SIMULATING MANY HUMAN LIVES AND FINDING THE ONLY SEQUENCE THAT RESULTS IN THOSE UNIQUE WORKS.”
Panel 4:
- Auto-Tron-9X: “WE CAN’T GET THEM BACK BY THEIR THEORIES, UNLESS THOSE THEORIES WERE COLOSSALLY AND UNIQUELY WRONG. EVERY PLANET WILL HAVE ITS DARWIN, ITS NEWTON. BUT IDEAS LIKE PHRENOLOGY OR 'HOLLOW EARTH THEORY' ARE PARTICULAR TO MORONS WHO TEND TO WRITE A LOT.”
Panel 5:
- Character asks: “WHAT ABOUT ME?”
- Auto-Tron-9X replies: “MOST OF YOUR WRITING IS WORK EMAILS AND POORLY FORMULATED POLITICAL VIEWS. FULLY ONE-THIRD OF ALL LIVING HUMANS COULD’VE WRITTEN YOUR CORPUS.”
Panel 6:
- Character exclaims: “I’LL SHOW YOU! I’LL DROP OUT OF SOCIETY AND BECOME AN ARTIST!”
- Auto-Tron-9X responds: “HA! THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT EVERYONE SAYS. YOU ARE JUST PRECIOUS.”
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