Comic #6776: multiverse-3

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Panel 1:

• Person 1: "Mr. Donaldson, we've used this quantum computer to explore every branch of the multiverse and… there's this woman."

Panel 2:

• Person 2: "She appears in every single branch of the multiverse that contains you. And she always finds you."

Panel 3:

• Person 1: "It's as if two rivers run down a mountain, and though infinite paths open before them, they inevitably come together in the sea."
• Person 2: "Is… is she my soulmate?"

Panel 4:

• Person 1: "No, she hates you."

Panel 5:

• Person 3 (the woman): "F*ck you forever, TODD! I popped your tires!"

Panel 6:

• Person 2: "Huh."

Panel 7:

• Person 1: "How is this possible?"
• Person 2: "Our working hypothesis is that God is a dick."

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