Comic #5035: fundamental

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Panel 1: Character 1: "DEAR GOD, WHAT ARE THE MOST FUNDAMENTAL THINGS IN NATURE?"
Character 2: "FUNDAMENTAL? WHAT'S FUNDAMENTAL MEAN?"

Panel 2: Character 2: "LIKE, THE FUNDAMENTAL CONSTANTS. THE RELATIONS BETWEEN BASIC ENTITIES THAT RESULT IN THE RULES OF THE COSMOS."
Character 1: "I… HMMM. YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I LOOK AT MY CONTROL PANEL, THERE ARE A COUPLE DOZEN KNOBS AND SWITCHES."
Character 2: "THEY'RE SO SHINY!"
Character 3: "STEP AWAY FROM THE CONTROL BOARD."

Panel 3: Character 1: "WHAT'S GRAVITY? DO HUMANS LIKE GRAVITY? I CAN CRANK THAT ONE UP."
Character 3: "STEP AWAY FROM THE CONTROL BOARD."
Character 2: "JEEZ. ALL RIGHT. DON'T GET FUSSY."

Panel 4: Character 2: "THERE'S ALSO A SODOMY RULES SWITCH. THE LAST GUY HERE SET IT TO 'NOT OKAY.' "
Character 1: "THAT ONE YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND FLIP."

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