Comic #4772: the-truth-about-parenting

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HOW I IMAGINED PARENTING:

1. Child: "DADDY, I WANNA BE AN ASTRONAUT!"
2. Parent: "YOU WILL BE. ONE DAY, BY GOD, YOU WILL BE."

WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY LIKE:

1. Child: "DADDY, I WANNA BE AN ASTRONAUT!"
2. Parent: "HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT ASTRONAUTS ALWAYS GO TO SLEEP AT EXACTLY 7PM?"