Comic #4771: help
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Panel 1: Person with curly hair (distressed): "HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!"
Panel 2: Man with a beard: "I'M LITIGIOUS MAN."
Panel 3: Litigous Man: "WAS ANYONE DOING ANYTHING? ANYTHING INTERESTING AT ALL?"
Panel 4: Woman: "I WAS HOLDING HER PURSE FOR HER." Bearded man: "HE WAS HOLDING MY PURSE."
Panel 5: Litigous Man: "WE WILL GO BACK TO DOING NOTHING NOW." Another figure: "AGREED."
Panel 6: Litigous Man: "I LOVE MAKING A DIFFERENCE."