Comic #4366: sex-when-you-have-children

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Title: How to Have Sex When You Have Young Children

1. Panel 1: Two characters are talking. One is a purple figure with short hair, expressing excitement about a "tri-monthly conjunction." The other is a green figure with a concerned expression, responding with "To the closet!"

2. Panel 2: A close-up on the green character who is set against a black background. A speech bubble reads, "No kissing, no foreplay, no break in the action, and for God’s sake, no quiet moments of shared intimacy."

3. Panel 3: The same purple character seems confused, saying, "I can’t remember where to put the…", while the green character responds, "I think over here? No, wait, maybe there? God, I forgot how weird all of this is."

4. Panel 4: The purple character is frustrated, stating, "That set me back thirty seconds." The green character responds in urgency, "We don’t have that kind of time!"

5. Panel 5: The green character asserts, "I can get there in ten seconds." The purple character replies, "Yeah… oh… oh! You mean that like that’s fast for you. Yeah, go for it!"

6. Panel 6: Both characters seem satisfied, with the purple character saying, "Wow, that was incredible. Let’s have three month dry spells more often!"

7. Panel 7: The scene shifts to a bathroom where the green character is showering, remarking, "Shower that lasts longer than sex."

8. Panel 8: A baby in a crib looks at the purple character, who states, "He’s just a baby. He doesn’t know," while the green character assures, "He knows."

9. Panel 9: The purple character asks another figure at a computer, "How’s your October lookin'?" The response is, "For this year?"

Footer: A note stating that this is a bonus comic, thanking those who pre-ordered “Soonish.” It includes a link to the website for more information.

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