Comic #4367: satan-fingers

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Panel 1: A man with glasses and a serious expression asks, "Son! Have you been touching yourself?" A boy looks confused, responding, "What? Why?"

Panel 2: The man continues, "You'll get the Satan-fingers!" The boy, still bewildered, says, "W-what?"

Panel 3: The man explains, "Your hands get evil powers. Like, say you want to know what 9 times 5 is. Hold up your fifth finger and count the fingers on either side."

Panel 4: The boy interjects, "Satan-fingers!" The man adds, "Or perhaps it's just a coincidence…"

Panel 5: The boy looks apprehensive, asking, "What's 9 times 9? Hold up your ninth finger."

Panel 6: The man replies, "8 and 1!"

Panel 7: The man excitedly exclaims, "You got the Satan-fingers! I knew it, boy! I knew it! Confess! Confess your sins!"

Panel 8: The boy yells, "I did it! I did it!"

Panel 9: The boy cries out, "I’m garbage! Garbage!"

Panel 10: The man, maintaining his serious demeanor, states, "Actually, it’s an interesting property of I hate you. Nines and now you’ll never forget!"

The comic features exaggerated expressions and a humorous tone surrounding a fictional concept of "Satan-fingers."