Comic #5725: lingerie

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Description

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Panel 1:

• On the left, a man with dark skin and short hair looks surprised. He is shirtless and has an expression of concern.
• On the right, a woman with curly red hair and fair skin stands confidently, holding a device. She wears a top that leaves her shoulders and arms exposed.
• Text: "THE IDEAL LINGERIE IS MADE OF THE SMALLEST POSSIBLE UNDERWEAR MASS."

Panel 2:

• The woman explains further, continuing to hold the device.
• Text: "THEREFORE I HAVE CONSTRUCTED THIS 'POSITIVE BUOYANCY THONG' MADE ENTIRELY OF AN OPAQUE FOG OF HYDROGEN EMITTED FROM CONCEALED CARTRIDGES ON YOUR THIGH AND ARMPIT!"

Panel 3:

• The man now has a more animated expression, looking alarmed.
• The woman presses a button on the device.
• Text: "ACTIVATE" (in a large font).
• Sound effect: “Boop!”

Panel 4:

• A cloud of gas emits from the device, surrounding the woman, creating a fluffy look.
• The woman appears amused.
• Sound effect: “ffffft!”

Panel 5:

• The man looks bewildered and raises an eyebrow.
• Text: "I COULD JUST BE NAKED?"

Panel 6:

• The woman looks thoughtful.
• The man, looking perplexed, responds animatedly.
• Text: "BUT WHERE IS THE MYSTERY!?"

The comic merges humor and science fiction elements in a playful way, building on the eccentricity of lingerie and its purpose.