Comic #6003: counting

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Here’s the text from the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "WHAT'RE YOU DOING?"
• Character 2: "TENDING THIS GRASS."

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "WHY?"
• Character 2: "YOU TAKE THE GRASS SEEDS, PLANT THEM, GET MORE GRASS SEEDS."

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "KEEP WATCHING FOR SLIGHTLY BIGGER GRASS SEEDS, THEN PLANT THOSE AND GET MORE GRASS SEEDS."

Panel 4:

• Character 2: "I'M GONNA KEEP DOING THIS FOR A THOUSAND GENERATIONS, UNTIL I HAVE A BILLION DESCENDANTS, AND THEN THEY WILL GO AROUND THE WORLD! COUNTING THE GRASS. COUNTING IT! UNTIL WE HAVE CONQUERED YOU ALL!"

Panel 5:

• Character 3: "WHY ARE THESE REPETITIVE CLICK-THE-THING GAMES SO ADDICTIVE?"

Panel 6:

• Character 4: "SHHH… I'M CLICKING THE THING."

This captures the dialogue and context of the comic accurately.