Comic #6002: for-the-record-missiles-and-blimps-dont-really-work-from-a-physics-standpoint-but-dont-let-that-stop-you-being-true-to-your-bloodlust

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Panel 1
Man: I’M NOT SEXIST! I ONLY WANT A SON SO THERE’S SOMEONE AVAILABLE TO PROPERLY AVENGE MY DEATH!

Panel 2
Woman: A GIRL COULD DO THAT!
Man: BUT SHE’D DO IT IN A GIRL WAY!

Panel 3
Woman: JUST BECAUSE THE ASSASSIN’S A GIRL, THAT DOESN’T MEAN IT’D BE UNICORNS AND HEARTS RAINBOWS. THAT’S A STUPID STEREOTYPE.

Panel 4
Man: NO, I MEAN SHE’D JUST POISON THEM AND GET THE JOB DONE. NO SPIN MOVES WITH A CLAYMORE OR RIDING A MISSILE FROM A BLIMP OR WHATEVER.

Panel 5
Woman: I MAY HAVE TO GRANT YOU THAT.

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