Comic #4077: eat-what-you-kill
Description
Sure! Here's the transcription of the comic you provided:
Panel 1:
- Character 1: "I think people should only eat meat they've killed themselves."
- Character 2: "So they become more in tune with the effects of their consumption habits?"
Panel 2:
- Character 1: "Sure. But see there's a problem—hunted meat costs more time and money than store-bought."
Panel 3:
- Character 1: "So, I created this device! It's a small artificial brain that connects to dead meat. It fires a nervous system into a hunk of flesh, then briefly experiences life as a 'steak-with-a-brain.'"
- Character 2: "I have ambitions!"
Panel 4:
- Character 1: "I then switch off the artificial brain, thus technically killing the meat, which I then place on the grill."
- Character 2: "Seems a little unethical to take a brain, bring it to life, then kill it over and over."
Panel 5:
- Character 1: "Uh okay? I guess all of human reproduction is unethical to you?"
- Character 2: "Plus, if enough people use these, the odds become such that any thinking brain is probably a steak-with-a-brain. If you're thinking, you're most likely a delusional piece of beef, so we're all sharing the risk equally."
Panel 6:
- Character 1: "I'm gonna become a vegetarian."
- Character 2: "Nice try! I'm attaching the brain to your baked potato as we speak! Hahahaha!"
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