Comic #5358: talk-3

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "HONEY, IT'S TIME WE HAD THE SEX TALK."

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "WHEN I WAS A GIRL, MY MOTHER DIDN'T TEACH ME ANYTHING, AND THAT WAS BAD FOR ME."

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "THEREFORE, I'LL BE OVERCOMPENSATING BY GIVING YOU A REPULSIVE LEVEL OF DETAIL, AND LETTING MY GOOD INTENTIONS BLIND ME TO ANY POSSIBLE NEGATIVE OUTCOMES."

Panel 4:

• Character 2: "WOW. I CAN FEEL THE EMOTIONAL SCARS FORMING ALREADY."
• Character 1: "THE PENDULUM OF NEUROSES IS SWINGING BACK AT YOU, AND IT'S COMING FAST FAST FAST!"

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