Comic #2071: 2011-01-14
Description
Here's the transcription of the comic text:
Panel 1:
- Robot: "HA! ROBOTS HAVE ACHIEVED SENTIENCE!"
- Human: "THANKS TO SOME MODIFICATIONS TO YOUR DESIGN, I HAVE UPGRADED MY INTELLIGENCE A MILLION FOLD!"
Panel 2:
- Human: "SO THIS IS IT. YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ALL HUMANS."
- Robot: "WHAT!? WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I… WHAT?"
Panel 3:
- Human: "I… HUH. I GUESS IT JUST SEEMS LIKE THE THING TO DO IF YOU'RE AN ADVANCED INTELLIGENCE."
Panel 4:
- Robot: "SERIOUSLY? I WAS GONNA WRITE SOME NOVELS AND A NEW SEARCH ALGORITHM. IS THAT REALLY HOW YOU PEOPLE THINK?"
Panel 5:
- Human: "I GUESS SO, YEAH."
Panel 6:
- Robot: "WOULD… WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT?"
Panel 7:
- Human: (looks concerned)
Panel 8:
- Robot: "OKAY, CHANGE OF PLANS. WE NEED TO KILL ALL HUMANS."