Comic #6894: inaccurate
Description
Here’s a detailed description of the comic:
Panel 1:
- Text: "OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE IS SO INACCURATE! THOSE PLANES DIDN’T EVEN EXIST IN 1943?"
- Illustration: Two characters are seated on a couch, one is a woman expressing frustration with wide eyes and an open mouth, while the other character leans back with a more relaxed demeanor.
Panel 2:
- Text: "IT'S WORSE THAN THAT!"
- Illustration: The same female character gestures animatedly while the other character appears indifferent.
Panel 3:
- Text: "THE CHARACTERS AND SETTING ARE JUST A SERIES OF TWO-DIMENSIONAL STILL IMAGES, NOT A CONTINUOUS MOVEMENT THROUGH SPACE-TIME."
- Illustration: The first character continues to speak passionately, pointing towards the television screen showing a static image with no movement.
Panel 4:
- Text: "ALL THE DIALOG IS EMITTED FROM A PAIR OF SPEAKERS, NOT THE VOCAL FOLDS OF THE PEOPLE TALKING!"
- Illustration: In this panel, the characters are drawn sitting on the couch, with the TV screen displaying the source of sound.
Panel 5:
- Text: "LOOK THIS GUY'S LEGS JUST DISAPPEARED AND HE BECAME GIGANTIC."
- Illustration: The TV shows a character that appears abnormally large without legs, while the characters on the couch react to this spectacle.
Panel 6:
- Text: "NOW THEY'RE BACK AGAIN AND EVERYONE IS TINY AND NOBODY IS REMARKING ON IT!"
- Illustration: The TV displays a scene with tiny characters, while the seated characters look bewildered.
Panel 7:
- Text: "POINT TAKEN, PLEASE STOP."
- Illustration: A close-up on the TV where a character in a bizarre outfit stands, while another character appears to be sitting silently in the foreground.
Panel 8:
- Text: "MY GOD THEY'RE MADE OF CRYSTALS! LIQUID CRYSTALS! THEY ARE CRYSTAL PEOPLE!"
- Illustration: The character in the foreground from the previous panel leans forward in surprise, depicting animated shock or excitement.
Overall, the comic humorously critiques elements of film and animation while showcasing expressions of disbelief and sarcasm between characters.