Comic #6895: health-2

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Panel 1:

• Person 1: "Oh my God, your 'health bar' is full of chemicals you can't even pronounce!"
• Person 2: "So…?"

Panel 2:

• Person 2: "Suppose a serial killer points a knife at you and says 'If you don’t pronounce all the ingredients in your snack, I’ll cut off your skin and wear it like a jumper!'"

Panel 3:

• Person 1: "What then, Charlotte?!"
• Person 2: "If it happens to ME vis-a-vis my breakfast, I’ll just say 'oatmeal, milk, honey' and be set free and YOU will be a skin-sweater!"

Panel 4:

• Person 1: "I thought this was gonna be about chemicals being bad."
• Person 2: "I’m not one of those nutrition weirdos, Charlotte."

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