Comic #3407: 2014-09-15

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Panel 1:

• Lady: "HELP! THAT MAN STOLE MY PURSE!"
• Irony Man: "HAVE NO FEAR! IRONY MAN IS HERE!"

Panel 2:

• Lady: "OH GOD. ARE YOU GOING TO DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANT?"
• Irony Man: "NO! I WAS DISGUISED. I'M ACTUALLY ANTI-CLIMAX MAN!"

Panel 3:

• Lady: "SO… NOTHING WILL HAPPEN NOW?"
• Anti-Climax Man: "NO! THIS IS A DISGUISE! I'M ACTUALLY SUDDEN CHANGE, MAN!"

Panel 4:

• Lady: "… NOTHING HAPPENED."
• Sudden Change Man: "OF COURSE NOT! FOR I AM REALLY… BATMAN!"

Panel 5:

• Lady: "THEN HELP."
• Batman: "I CAN'T. I'M NOT BATMAN. I'M DISTRACTION MAN!"

Panel 6:

• Lady: "SO, WHAT NOW?"
• Distraction Man: "I GO GET MY SHARE OF THAT PURSE."