Comic #2916: 2013-05-12

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Step 1: Place deuterium capsules inside sponge spheres.

Step 2: Send to Clark Kent's office.

• Dialogue: “Hey! We got free stress balls!”

Step 3: Pay his boss to make him obey arbitrarily enforced office rules.

• Dialogue:
  • “Clark, you’re gonna need to stop wearing distracting ties.”
  • “Which is what’s so distracting.”
  • “It’s a gray tie. A plain gray tie. It’s the most boring article of clothing possible.”

Step 4: Watch the devastation.

• Sound Effects: “KRUNCH!” “BOOM!”
• Dialogue: “Jeez, Lex, that’s brilliant! Thanks. I believe we can use physics to kill Batman too.”
• Dialogue: “How?!”

Final Panel:

• Dialogue: “Kinetic energy, kinetic energy and a bullet.”