Comic #4503: noah39s-ark

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Panel 1: Person 1: "Dear Lord, I don’t understand the moral of the story of Noah’s Ark."

Panel 2: Person 2: "Why was the flood necessary? If all the bad people needed to die, why not just eliminate them humanely? Why devastate the ecosystem and kill all those animals?"

Panel 3: Person 1: "Oh, wow. You guys think there’s a moral? 'Noah’s Ark' is just a thing that happened."

Panel 4: Person 2: "Look, there was a crazy guy who decided to build a boat because he heard voices. He got his whole crazy family in a boat, and by dumb luck he turned out to be right."

Panel 5: Person 1: "All modern humans come from his line. It’s not a parable. I was just relaying the fact that you all descend from a family of paranoid neurotics who believed they were the only moral people in the universe."

Panel 6: Person 2: "This explains so much."

Panel 7: Person 1: "See, and now you feel better about it!"