Comic #5745: pairings

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Title: KNOW YOUR WINE-ANXIETY PAIRINGS

Self Esteem Anxiety:
"Cabernet Sauvignon, because like you it is heavy and bitter."

Social Anxiety:
"Sauternes, because it is cloyingly sweet yet still unpopular."

Money Anxiety:
"Any wine in a plastic bladder so you can squeeze out the last three drops."

Work-Related Anxiety:
"Light white wine, because you can swallow it down for 8 hours a day, everyday, without feeling anything."

Existential Anxiety:
"Tequila. It is not really wine, but is anything real? Anything?"