Comic #3273: 2014-05-04

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Panel 1: Person 1: "WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? IS IT A SAD BABY?!"

Panel 2: Person 2: "YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE SAD, SAD BABY?"

Panel 3: Person 2: "IF NOTHING LIES BEYOND THE PALE OF DEATH, NOTHING OF VALUE LIES BEFORE IT."

Panel 4: Person 2: "YOU'RE SAD BECAUSE YOU'RE A BANJO, AND NOBODY'S PLAYING YOU!"

Panel 5: Musical notes
Person 2: "DA DA DINK DINK DINK DINK DEEDA DEEDLE DINK!"

Panel 6: Baby: "WAAAAAA!"