Comic #3274: 2014-05-05

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Sure! Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1: Character 1 (a woman): "WATCHING CARTOONS? ARE YOU TWO FUCKING YEARS OLD?!"

Panel 2: Character 2 (a man): "FUCKING YEARS? LET'S SEE… I'VE BEEN SEXUALLY ACTIVE FOR 20 YEARS. THERE ARE 365 DAYS A YEAR, DAILY AVERAGE ODDS OF SEX ARE ABOUT ¼, AVERAGE LENGTH OF SEX IS 10 MINUTES… SO…"

Panel 3: Character 2 (looking shocked): "OH MY GOD. I'M 0.035 FUCKING YEARS OLD?!"

Panel 4: Character 2 (panicking): "I'M GONNA DIE SO FUCKING YOUNG."

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