Comic #3272: 2014-05-03

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Panel 1: Mom: "Mom, I feel like we aren’t honest enough with each other. What is the parent-child relationship without honesty?"

Panel 2: Mom: "Fine. Every moment you kids aren’t watching, your dad and I have sex."

Panel 3: Child: "So when I go to ballet…" Mom: "Yep."

Panel 4: Child: "And soccer—" Mom: "Yep."

Panel 5: Child: "And camp?" Mom: "Ohhhhh yes."

Panel 6: Mom: "Thanks to you kids, we can go from zero to spank-me-and-call-me-names in the time it takes for you to go to the mailbox."

Panel 7: Child: "Eww! Eww! Eww!"

Panel 8: Mom: "Just now, when you closed your eyes, your father unzipped my—"

Panel 9: Child: "No more honesty! No more honesty!"

(Comic sourced from SMBC-Comics.com)