Comic #2880: 2013-04-06

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[Panel 1]

Woman: I take back all the bad things I ever said about you.
Man: You can do that?
Other Man: Yeah.
Woman: I take back the bad things I said that were inaccurate.

[Panel 2]

Woman: Then I reinstate all the bad things I said that were acceptable.
Man: I reinstate some of my unfair insults that felt right in the moment.
Woman: I take back the nice things I said about you.
Other Man: What?! You can’t do that!

[Panel 3]

Woman: I take back all the sex we ever had.
Man: Can and did.
Other Man: I take back all our dates!
Woman: I take back every moment when either of us had vulnerability accepted gratefully!

[Panel 4]

Other Man: I guess we’re just two people who share a house and a bank account now.
Man: Yeah.
Other Man: You know… It’d be a huge inconvenience to get a new place and divvy up that bank account.

[Panel 5]

Man: Are you saying…
Other Man: Will you marry me?

[Panel 6]

[They kiss.]

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