Comic #3809: sex-a-guide

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Description

The comic titled "SEX: A GUIDE" is structured as a grid chart with categories defined along the axes.

Title: SEX: A GUIDE

Columns:

1. LOW INTENSITY
2. MIDDLING INTENSITY
3. HIGH INTENSITY

Rows:

1. LOW ROMANCE
   • 'THE DOUBLE-BACKED WALRUS' (in the LOW INTENSITY column)
   • Procreation (in the MIDDLING INTENSITY column)
   • WHAT YOUR PARENTS DID THE MOMENT YOU FELL ASLEEP (in the HIGH INTENSITY column)
2. MIDDLING ROMANCE
   • 'POST-BUFFET RENDEZVOUS' (in the LOW INTENSITY column)
   • 'DOINKING' (in the MIDDLING INTENSITY column)
   • ACCIDENTAL PROCREATION (in the HIGH INTENSITY column)
3. HIGH ROMANCE
   • MAKING LOVE (in the LOW INTENSITY column)
   • MAHKIN' LUUUUVVV (in the MIDDLING INTENSITY column)
   • MAWKIN' LAWWWW (in the HIGH INTENSITY column)

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This grid humorously categorizes types of sexual encounters based on their intensity and romantic nature.