Comic #6356: personality
Description
Here's the transcription of the comic:
Panel 1:
- Person 1: "I’m sorry, we have to break up. You don’t have enough personality for me."
- Person 2: "Enough personality?"
Panel 2:
- Person 1: "Personality can be objectively quantified by determining how little training data and computing power are required to emulate someone with perfect fidelity."
Panel 3:
- Person 1: "Here’s your score. You can see it required as much compute as a laptop from the 80s."
Panel 4:
- Person 1: "The computer eventually refused to even use neural networks. Your entire self can be instantiated via a list of Simpsons quotes and opinions about Star Wars gotten from Reddit."
Panel 5:
- Person 2: "Worst. Breakup. Ever."
Panel 6:
- Person 1: "It’s all right, I know this is how you communicate."