Comic #4107: if-we39re-30

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Panel 1: Character 1: "IF WE'RE BOTH 30 AND NOT MARRIED, LET'S AGREE WE'LL MARRY EACH OTHER." Character 2: "NAH, THAT'S A STATISTICALLY TERRIBLE BET."

Panel 2: Character 2: "MY HOME PROVIDES MORE FAMILY STABILITY, A HIGHER LEVEL OF NUTRITION, GREATER AFFLUENCE, AND ACCESS TO SEVERAL INDIVIDUALS WITH ADVANCED DEGREES."

Panel 3: Character 1: "ASSUMING WE FALL WITHIN THE MIDDLE OF OUR RESPECTIVE BELL CURVES, I EXPECT TO HAVE AN EASIER JOB THAN YOU, WITH HIGHER STATUS, MORE WEALTH, GREATER PHYSICAL FITNESS, AND MORE ATTRACTIVELY SYMMETRICAL FACIAL FEATURES."

Panel 4: Character 1: "SO, EITHER I'M MARRIED BY AGE 30, OR I'M SO HIGH STATUS BY 30 THAT YOU'LL MARRY ME REGARDLESS OF WHETHER WE HAD A PRE-ADOLESCENT NUPTIAL AGREEMENT."

Panel 5: Character 2: "WELL, NOW I'M GONNA NOT MARRY YOU ON PRINCIPLE." Character 1: "BE REASONABLE!"

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