Comic #4106: the-resurrection

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "Pastor, I’m starting to question my faith."
• Character 2: "Why?"

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "I just don’t believe Jesus died, turned into three monkeys in a robe and beard, then returned to life."

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "Well, questioning one’s faith is… wait, what?"
• Character 1: "Three monkeys barely fill out a robe! Even if you accept the miracle of resurrection into monkeys, wouldn’t the robe be really loose?"

Panel 4:

• Character 2: "That’s not— and they had seen him three days prior! How did they not realize it was monkeys? They were his friends!"
• Character 1: "But you…"

Panel 5:

• Character 1: "And that’s how it feels when people ask why atheists worship Satan."
• Character 2: "Okay, okay!"

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