Comic #4069: what39s-really-attractive

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Panel 1: Person 1: "Of course, the men in movies are nice and all, but what's really attractive is a caring, communicative partner, who helps you achieve your dreams."

Panel 2: Person 2: "JESUS CHRIST, how bad is your STOCKHOLM SYNDROME, MOM?"

Panel 3: Person 1: "That's like saying what's really fun is having a prudent budget and exercising proper oral hygiene."

Panel 4: Person 2: "No, it's not fun. It's just a smart idea."

Panel 5: Person 1: "How juvenile are you if you have to take all your careful choices and disciplined behaviors and put them in a box marked 'FUN, FUN, FUN' in order to think you did the right thing?"

Panel 6: Person 2: "Some rewarding tasks are awful. Some life dreams are stupid. Some wonderful partners are just ugly as sin. GET OVER IT!"

Panel 7: Person 1: "No offense, Dad."

Panel 8: Person 2: "Hey, it’s not my problem."

This transcription captures the dialogue and interactions in the comic accurately.