Comic #3487: 2014-12-04

Description

Here’s the transcription of the comic's text:

Panel 1: "When I was young, I was generic."

Panel 2: "I didn't have lots of opinions or knowledge. I just felt things. I cared about love, and friends, and starry nights."

Panel 3: "The older I get, the more specific I get. I'm rotten with specificity. I'm locked into a million particular views."

Panel 4: "I have definite opinions on how green beans should be cooked."

Panel 5: "I used to just enjoy a glass of wine. Now I can't without knowing what it cost and where it came from and who said it was good. And have I gained anything? No! But I can't stop. The opinions are lodged!"

Panel 6: "Yeah… hey, how about we go frolic on the beach?"

Panel 7: "I really prefer roasting to frolicking."