Comic #2656: 2012-08-24

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Panel 1:

• Speaker: "The penis can be used to tell time when erect and perpendicular to Earth's surface. Testicles thermoregulate and thus can be used for thermometer calibration."

Panel 2:

• Speaker: "Male genitalia are perfectly adapted to determine the current season and therefore probably evolved into their current form around the time agriculture was developed."

Panel 3:

• Other character: "You could’ve just said 'I think your ideas are too adaptationist.'"

Panel 4:

• Speaker: "Sorry, my vocal cords are only evolved for sarcasm."