Comic #4702: targeted-ads
Description
Here is a detailed, accurate description of the comic's text:
Panel 1:
- Caption: TARGETED MERCHANDISE ADS:
- Speaker's dialogue: "WEIIIRD…"
- Advertisement on computer screen: "BUY NOW! COOL PEOPLE WENT TO NYU"
Panel 2:
- Caption: ADVANCED TARGETED MERCHANDISE ADS:
- Speaker's dialogue: "THE HELL?"
- Advertisement on computer screen: "BUY NOW! COOL PEOPLE WERE BORN NOVEMBER 1, 1980 IN LINCOLNSHIRE COUNTY BY C-SECTION"
Panel 3:
- Caption: THE HORRIBLE FUTURE:
- Speaker's dialogue: "PAPA?"
- Advertisement on computer screen: "BUY NOW! COOL PEOPLE'S BIOLOGICAL FATHER WAS ACTUALLY STAN DAVIES FROM ACROSS THE STREET"
This transcription provides the spoken dialogues and advertisement texts accurately from the comic.