Comic #4701: algorithms

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Comic Description:

Panel 1: A woman with brown hair and glasses is standing at a desk, looking at a device. She is wearing a green shirt and appears focused. On the screen or device, she is speaking to an unseen Amazon representative.

• Text: "HEY, AMAZON, I'D LIKE TO BUY SOME ETHANOL AND A MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION TO ROACH TRAPS CONTAINING HYDRAMETHYLNON."

Panel 2: The same woman is now gesturing with both hands, looking enthusiastic as she continues to communicate.

• Text: "PLEASE MIX VARIOUS COMMON ITEMS IN WITH MY PURCHASE."

Panel 3: A new scene shows her talking to a man with a beard who is sitting comfortably. The woman looks perplexed, with her hand on her chin as she contemplates the situation, and the man is looking at her attentively. The background indicates a living space.

• Text: "LATER…"
• Woman: "HONEY, HOW COME AMAZON RECOMMENDS NO-FINGERPRINT GLOVES AND PLANE TICKETS TO NATIONS WITH WEAK EXTRADITION LAWS?"
• Man: "HOW VERY ODD."

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• The comic's website is listed as smbc-comics.com.