Comic #2545: 2012-05-05

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Top Panel: SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I'M JUST THE CEO OF MY BRAIN, LISTENING TO A HORDE OF ADVISORS.

Brain 1: EAT NOW!
Person: OKAY.

Brain 2: WORK HARDER?
Person: OKAY.

Brain 3: YOU NEED TO RELAX.

Bottom Panel: AND THAT I'VE MADE SOME TERRIBLE HIRING CHOICES.

Brain 4: EAT A THOUSAND TWINNIES.
Person: NO?

Brain 5: BASE YOUR DECISION ON RACE.
Person: NO!

Brain 6: JUMP OFF THAT LEDGE!
Person: HOW DO YOU EVEN EXIST!