Comic #6096: fortune-2

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Panel 1:

• First character: "HEY FORTUNE, DO YOU FAVOR THE BOLD?"
• Second character: "NAH."

Panel 2:

• Second character: "ACTUALLY I KILL THEM ABOUT THREE TIMES AS OFTEN, JUST TO GET THEM TO CHILL OUT."

Panel 3:

• First character: "PROBLEM IS A COUPLE OF THEM SLIP THROUGH AND SUMMIT EVEREST OR WHATEVER, AND THEN THOSE ONES GO HOME AND SAY 'FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD.'"

Panel 4:

• Second character: "I MEAN I’M LITERALLY KILLING YOU CREATURES ALL DAY LONG, BUT FOR SOME REASON WHEN I MISS ONE OF YOU, THAT ONE THINKS WE’RE DATING."

Panel 5:

• First character: "YOU MEAN SURVIVOR BIAS?"

Panel 6:

• Second character: "I MEAN CLINGINESS!"