Comic #4490: edible-underwear

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "Hey honey, I’m wearing edible underwear right now."
• Character 2: "Ooh… show me…"

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "Technically, these began as cotton underwear, but I’ve worn them so long that the cellulose in the cotton has hydrolyzed into glucose."

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "I wasn't actually interested in edible underwear and now I've decided to never have sex again."

Panel 4:

• Character 3: "Call me cotton candy."
• Character 4: "No."
• Character 3: "Sugar daddy?"
• Character 4: "No."