Comic #4491: faith-healing

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Panel 1: Person 1 (preacher): "PREACHER! LAY YOUR HANDS ON ME! CURE ME OF MY HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE GULLIBILITY!!"

Panel 2: Person 2: "HEAR ME DEMONS OF GULLIBILITY! I CAST YOU OUT!"

Panel 3: Person 1: "My God… I see so clearly now! I… Hey, are you wearing an earpiece?"

Panel 4: Person 2: "No, it's a hearing aid." Person 1: "But if you're a healer, why would you need it?"

Panel 5: Person 2: "Oh my God, it's a tiny radio! You're using it to receive information from the show's producers on the sly!"

Panel 6: Person 2: "That's how you knew my name before I told you! Well, too bad for you I'm no longer gullib…" Person 1: "Huh."

Panel 7: Person 2: "Don't worry. It's the placebo effect. In three seconds it'll wear off and you'll be normal again."

Panel 8: Person 1: "PRAISE THE LORD!"

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