Comic #1777: 2010-03-16

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Panel 1:

• Speech bubble from character 1: "I got into politics to change things."
• Speech bubble from character 2: "And you did!"

Panel 2:

• Speech bubble from character 1: "I lied to them."
• Speech bubble from character 2: "Sure, but it worked!"

Panel 3:

• Speech bubble from character 1: "That's what scares me. For twenty years I told the truth, and it was like talking to a wall. One lie, and everything changes."
• Speech bubble from character 1: "It's an ugly world, Bob."

Panel 4:

• Two shadowy figures in conversation.

Panel 5:

• Speech bubble from character 2: "It may be ugly, Mr. President, but what you did this morning was a beautiful thing."

Panel 6:

• Header: "EARLIER…"
• Speech bubble from character 1 at a podium: "Fuel efficiency makes your dick bigger!"

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