Comic #2995: 2013-07-30
Description
Panel 1:
- Title: "SAINT ANSELM'S PROOF"
- Text: "GOD IS THE BEST POSSIBLE BEING. ANY BEING WOULD BE MADE BETTER BY EXISTENCE. THEREFORE, THE BEST POSSIBLE BEING MUST BE EXISTENT. THEREFORE, GOD EXISTS."
- Image description: An older man with a beard and bald head, wearing a robe, appears to be making an argument.
Panel 2:
- Title: "SAINT ANSELM'S COROLLARY"
- Text: "IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HER. SHE'S THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER. THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER WOULD EXIST. THEREFORE, MY GIRLFRIEND FROM CANADA WHO'S REALLY HOT EXISTS, AND WE DO IT ALL THE TIME."
- Image description: The same older man is speaking animatedly, pointing with one hand, while another character watches him with a skeptical expression.