Comic #2996: 2013-07-31

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Panel 1: "I FAILED TO GET TENURE IN PHILOSOPHY. SO, I QUIT."

Panel 2: "I MOVED HOME. NOW I TEACH MIDDLE SCHOOL GYM." "IT'S NOT THE MOST REWARDING JOB FOR A PERSON OF MY TRAINING."

Panel 3: "BUT OUR CHEERS AGAINST THE OTHER TEAMS ARE MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE." "O-H-W-E-L-L" "WHAT IF YOU'RE DEAD AND THIS IS HELL!?"