Comic #1464: 2009-05-05

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Sure! Here’s the transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1:

• Person speaking: "HEY, I NEED TO KNOW THE SIZE OF MY MONITOR. COME OVER HERE."
• Second person: "SERIOUSLY?! NO! NO MORE! I’M NOT YOUR GODDAMN RULER!"

Panel 2:

• Caption: "ONE WEEK EARLIER…"
• First person: "HEY, WANNA MEASURE YOUR PENIS?"
• Second person: "OOH… SOUNDS FUN…"